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smellthecoffee
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Joined: 17 Jan 2012
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:13 pm |
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This message was received weeks after my sister found her "soul mate" on a dating site who had to travel to London for business. He is supposed to be a US citizen and his first attempt for money was a travel voucher from UK immigration (fail). Now he was in a horrible accident complete with this email from his doctor along with a hand-written invoice and a lovely photo with the guys head pasted onto another patient in hospital bed. (not sure how to post the pic yet)
From: [email protected]
To: xxxx
Sent: 1/14/2012 4:01:13 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Re: (no subject)
Good morning Ma,
I sent you all necessary things you should know with a picture of him and his bills here, he will be free to leave by Monday but he needs to pay all of the bills I sent to you before the hospital management would let him leave. Kindly answer to his call ma because he said he doesn't have another family than you and his daughter and he doesn't want his daughter to know about this so it won't cause problems for her which I think he's been reasonable with that. Please kindly get back to me and let me know when you will be able to pay up the bill so I can get him into the plane back home
Thanks so much for your cooperation
Dr. Henry Cole
On Friday, January 13, 2012, <xxxx> wrote:
I want to know more
In a message dated 1/13/2012 6:36:36 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, [email protected] writes:
Dear Ma,
I am Doctor Henry Cole, I'm a consultant in charge of Brandon Mccoy's case at the hospital, he's been uncautious for somedays now before e finally revived him. He gave me your details to contact you on his behalf and let you know what happened to him so I had to include the picture I took to show you his condition, that picture was after he got cautious back. I will update you as the treatment proceeds here if you would want to know. Hope to hear back from you real soon
Thanks
Dr. H Cole
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Syrinx
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 176
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:25 pm |
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That "being uncautious" will get you every time. Probably why he's in hospital! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:34 pm |
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Now, surely since Britain has the National Health Service (NHS), there's no need for your sister to pay the bill, the Government will do it for you! The all the lad has to do, is pay a visit to the Embassy and he's home free!
Then your sister can "Fall in love" all over again, unless comes up with another reason for the need for cash, which of course he will.
And yeah, that being "Uncautious" is a BITCH! |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:59 pm |
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^You're right about the NHS Chrys, but I would like to inform all here that contrary to what Dr Cole says:
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before e finally revived him |
You do not get free Class A rave drugs. |
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Welshcake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2012
Posts: 36
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:16 pm |
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Phil Yerboots wrote: |
^You're right about the NHS Chrys, but I would like to inform all here that contrary to what Dr Cole says:
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before e finally revived him |
You do not get free Class A rave drugs. |
You don't ? Shit, I'm going to BUPA then. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:48 am |
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You don't??? Screw that, I'm getting deported from Australia to Europe somehow!!!
Mind you, now I have this stuck in my head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk
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_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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