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 $ecurity $hield lad loses it. (updated with classic Q&A)

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Dr Mike
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Mr Koffur is gonna like that, did you happen to sign that mail with a name. I'm thinking a call to him in a few days asking if anyone tried to reach me might do the trick and push him all the way over.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh man. That is classic Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I so do *not* belong here. This (and every other bait I've read) is absolutely amazing. I'm in awe. Truly humbled by the amount of creativity here. Love the mass e-mail of his # to the "ladies"...

something to aspire to ....

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I have to admit that I got the inspiration for the "hello ladies" massmail from another baiter (to be accurate, that other baiter was Benjamin_Franklin). And if you wish to inflict pain to a bunch of scammers, you are in the right place. Every bit of baiting is valid, as long as you waste the scammer's time and resources.

@Dr. Mike - nope, sorry. When 419baiter posts another harvest of lads, I will add a name. Do you have any specific wishes to what I should sign my next bunch of mails as. If you don't, then you have a new associate at SS named Jeremie.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No worries, i can just call when his phone is switched on again and present myself as chairman Gomer and tell him that i am most displeased with him answering all the magas that was supposed to call me. He now owe me loads of money.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent the wee lad a general interest email.

We'll see if he's still hungry, and if he still has a taste for bullshit.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I decided to hit a few more lads with this lad's number.
Why? For the hell of it.

I sent this message to all of the guymen out there:

Quote:
I TELL U THIS TRULY THAT U WILL NEVER BREAK FREE FROM HOOKS ROOTS OR ANY SPIRITUAL BONDAGE BECAUSE U ARE A CAUSED MAN WHO LACK ANY FAITH AS OF THIS MOMENT. I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN AND FEAR U NOT. GOD HAS FORSAKEN U AS UR PARENTS HAVE. U AR NOTHING. U AR DIRT. U WILL DIE WHEN U WALK IN THE RAIN. THE BLACK HATRED BLOOD OF SATAN MY LORD WILL COVER UR EYES TILL U AR BLIND TO ALL THAT IS ON THIS EART AND U SHALL THEN GO TO THE RIVER AN PASS URSELF. HANG UR SELF NOW BEFORE THE RAINS COME. U MAY CALL me TO BEG FORGIVNESS +233273222438 AGENT OF SATAN


Yep, I found it here on eater. Just subbed in the lad's number instead

Wait, what... Kufor Addo himself has responded to this e-mail. How the hell did he end up on my list of lads?

Looks like he didn't notice the number on the mail though, since this was his reply

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I TELL YOU MAN,AM NOT SCARED OF THE DEVIL HIM SELF,NOT OF HIS SAVANT.YOU ARE JUST NOTHING BUT A DOST BILL THAT HAS BEEN USED BY THE CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL NOTHING EVEN THE DEVIL HIM SELF.I SAVE A LIVING GOD THAT WILL NEVER FORSAKE ME EVEN WHEN I GO ASTRAL,AND I TELL YOU THAT BY THE MEASURE OF THAT NAME JESUS EVERY KNEE SHARE BARE AND EVERY TOUGH SHARE CONFESS THAT HE IS THE LORD.THE AGENT OF SATAN THAT SEND EMAIL.HAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG FULL.GO TO HEAR MAN I DON'T EVEN CARE TO KNOW WHO THEY FUCK YOU ARE.EMEKPA LIKE YOU.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ off to the insult thread with him Very Happy Brilliant phone calls there.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like a good idea. I can't believe that he hasn't realized that the number in the agent of satan mail is his own. Maybe it's two different lads, one on the phone, one on mail. I can only hope that if it's two lads, that he called the number and found out that it's his own oga.. after throwing a couple of insults

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He actually provides some pretty good material by himself. I might nick his rant up there and fit it to my auto-responder. Who knows what he'll come up with after some real torment?

@probie: Love your "hello ladies" approach, I lol'd Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Mike wrote:
We called him once again and he was..mm... unresponsive. He is utterly tired of Bob, Hans and all things that have to do with the SS. And that means that there is only one option left. Massbait!!!

His email is: [email protected]
His number is: +233273222438

Straightbaiting, churchbaits, late night pizza ordering. All is allowed. If anyone wanna have fun with him he is all yours.


Thanks Dr Mike. I have dangled church funds for community projects in front of his greedy little eyes. I shall play him like a violin and hope to hear some screeching top notes shortly.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haven't been on the forum for a while but this is just the sort of bait that reminds me why I love this place.

TheDane's calls are always brilliant. Great baiting guys Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@TheProbie - Hahaha excellent to see the "hello ladies" approach being used by someone else. Bonus that you got some replies! Nicely done. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Thank you for that brilliant idea Smile

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Safari - Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
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Closed lad accounts x2

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
WHEN I GO ASTRAL


Shocked

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