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 My Lad is using NASCAR to deliver gold!

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llamedos
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad is arranging to deliver my gold, all 2419.35483 kg of it (lads own figure...)
But I am concerned over the weight of it, as to make the delivery to my step-door, the vehicle would have to cross a weak bridge over my lake that just so happens to be full of crocodiles.

Having already sent me a pics of a bog standard UPS van and motorbike, he now sends me this:

my gormless lad wrote:
Meanwhile delivering of a such item are depends, but i am ensuring you this time, as you feel not likely want us to uses the photos vehicle sent for your goods. this time we personal sent you another diplomatic freight car contact which weight are 51,900 Lbs. also a light weight herein. i do also attach a photo copy of this freight car for your needs


If I read his gibberish correctly, he's telling me that the "freight car" weighs 51,900lbs - that's 25.95 tons in old money Rolling Eyes

This is the "freight car'':

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Some digging has revealed it's driven by Ricky Stenhouse Jr of Roush Fenway Racing.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well hidden loot and a sweet ride to boot! LOL.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Demand it to be delivered in minis, like in the documentary film the italian job!!!! Industry standard now don't you know Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

screw the gold, I want the machine that can measure weights with nine significative figures

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet my UPS delivery man would like a "ride" like that instead of that huge ugly brown truck UPS has him drive.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It clearly says fusion powered on the front. I heard that fusion powered vehicles are illegal to operate in wilderness areas where it may create genetic mutations in wildlife, such as crocs. I heard it turns them pink Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
Demand it to be delivered in minis, like in the documentary film the italian job!!!! Industry standard now don't you know Wink

Brilliant! Very Happy

Sent today:
Mr,

Just to let you know that I have received an email from Mr in which he has included a picture of a UPS freight car.
While it was a most impressive vehicle, this did surprise me a little, as I understood that when transporting gold by car, one should use Minis
Indeed, if I recall there was a film made about just a venture involving shipping gold from the continent to the UK using Minis.

Is it not the industry standard to use such vehicles?
Such cars would be able to cross the weak bridge without a problem.

Yours

Member of Parliament for Chigley and Trumpton West.

johned wrote:
It clearly says fusion powered on the front. I heard that fusion powered vehicles are illegal to operate in wilderness areas where it may create genetic mutations in wildlife, such as crocs. I heard it turns them pink

If the opportunity presents itself, ^^^ will find it's way into the bait.. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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At least if it needs refuelling and tyres it wont take more than 10 seconds.

I found a suitable bridge picture for you..

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Neat find on the bridge pic.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would most certaintly refuse to accept any gold, unless it's delivered by KITT.

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