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Master Baiter Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 188

I accidentally deleted the original letter, and I gave the typical "I don't know you but I am interested in helping you" response, so we pick up this bait, already in progress

(I am not worried about not masking Bruce's identity, as his character has been retired and he will soon die an unfortunate death on Wilshire Boulevard. His attorney, on the other hand....)

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE ARE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 14:22:12 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Bruce Dickinson,
>
>I write to acknowledge the receipt of your email and was
>very happy towards your indicated interest and willingness
>to assist me and my sister in this transaction.
>
>We will hire the services of a lawyer who will proceed and
>obtain The relevant documents required by the ABSA Bank to
>properly identify you as the next of kin to my late
>father. The lawyer will swear an affidavit on your behalf
>at the high court of justice here In Johannesburg South
>Africa to declare you MR.BRUCE DICKINSON as the next of kin
>to my late father.
>
>With the copy of duly sworn affidavit, the lawyer will
>proceed to the probate division of the high court to obtain
>a certified letter of administration certifying my late
>father's dead and you MR. BRUCE DICKINSON as the true and
>the only next of kin.
>
>Upon the presentation of the certified letter of
>administration to the ABSA Bank, the sum of
>US$28,000,000.00 million Being the closing balance in the
>account of my late father will be transferred into your
>designated bank account as the next of kin, but we could
>transfer the money into two accounts. Half of it in your
>company while the balance will be transferred in your
>personal account.
>
>I will supply all the necessary information to the lawyer
>to enable him to proceed with this transaction without any
>further delay. Be informed also that the lawyer will be
>made to believe that you are truly the next of kin to my
>late father.This is to say that you must keep the
>information highly confidential now and in future.
>
>Before the final transfer of the fund, you will visit South
>Africa for the signing of the ABSA Bank fund release order,
>which must be signed by the beneficiary. During the said
>visit two persons from my side will travel to your country
>with you for sharing ratios and other investment plans.
>However, the lawyer will update you with the progress
>report as the business progresses. He will also fax to you
>all the relevant documents as soon as it's ready.
>
>We need to work as one family to achieve our goal
>All we want from you is your honest co-operation.
>
>We will like to have your telephone/fax number,account
>information,company/personal profile.
>
>You should call me through my telephone number
>+27-83-339-9353 as soon as you receive this email for more
>important discussion.
>
>Thanks for your kind co-operation while we wait for your
>urgent response.
>
>God bless
>Best Regards
>MUSA BINTU.
>
___________________________________________________________________

Quote:

Musa,

Thank you for responding. I was beginning to wonder if this was some sort
of joke, since you did not reply immediately. However, you did respond and
I am glad.

Here is what information I can give you:

Name: Bruce Dickinson (of course)

Company: Cock Of The Walk Industries. We are a poultry company that deals
exclusively with the selling of wholesale chickens to major corporations
(i.e. KFC). Last year we had a $20.6m profit, along with $5m in charitable
donations.

Account Information: I have yet to see paperwork. Once my attorney reviews
the paperwork and makes sure everything is official, then we will talk
about my account. Giving you my account information at this point would be
like giving a 16 year old kid the keys to my Porsche Twin Turbo and telling
him "It's ok to look at, but don't drive it."

Telephone number: (410) 9xx-0x4x. This phone number is to our
administrative offices in Toronto, Ontario. Should a female answer the
phone, do not be alarmed. This is my secretary. She is temporarily taking
my calls. Because of an accident that occurred while playing a game of ice
hockey (deflected puck that hit me in the throat), I am unable to speak for
at least four weeks, possibly longer. More than likely, I will not be able
to make a full recovery, but I will be able to speak in a softer tone, or
at least that's what the doctor says.

Should you have any other questions, please contact me at this email
address. I would prefer if you do not call, as I would like to keep this
matter as confidential as possible.

Sincerely,

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: YOU SHOULD CALL ME IMMEDIATELY.
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2004 11:26:19 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Bruce Dickinson,
>
>After my last email to you, we have been expecting/waiting
>to hear from you but to no avail.
>
>Hope all is well with you?
>
>You should understand that, time is not a friend to
>humanity in that we need to work concertedly as one family
>to ensure that this funds is successfully transferred to
>your norminated overseas account without any delay.
>
>Endeavour to call me as soon as you receive this email for
>more important discussion.
>
>Thanks and remain blessed.
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

I did respond, and you were the one that chose not to answer back.

As stated in a previous email, I cannot talk on the telephone due to an
accident that occured in a hockey game recently. Do you not remember me
saying this in my last email:

----Should a female answer the phone, do not be alarmed. This is my
secretary. She is temporarily taking my calls. Because of an accident that
occured while playing a game of ice hockey (deflected puck that hit me in
the throat), I am unable to speak for
at least four weeks, possibly longer. More than likely, I will not be able
to make a full recovery, but I will be able to speak in a softer tone, or
at least that's what the doctor says.----

According to my doctor, I now have at least three weeks (possibly longer)
before I can talk. Even after the healing process had begun, the best I can
do is talk at a soft tone. That could be a whisper, or it could be a low
voice. I don't know yet, as I am still unable to talk. The best I can do
in regards to holding a conversation is temporarily talking through email
until the doctor gives me the OK to speak again. So I'm afraid that a phone
call is out of the question for the moment. I'm very sorry that I can't
talk, but I am still interested in assisting you.

Now since we are both still interested in finalizing this transaction as
soon as possible, this is what I need from you:

Paperwork. I need to personally review this information. I need to see a
death certificate of your late father. I need to see a statement from
A.B.S.A Bank stating that I am the next of kin to your late father.

Photograph: I would like to see a picture of you holding a sign with a
password on it. This will be done for security reasons, as I intend on
flying to Johannesburg upon reviewing the previously mentioned paperwork.
This will also make it easier for me to identify you upon my landing.
Anyone can hold a sign saying Musa Bintu (who knows, there could be more
than one Musa Bintu in the area), but I will choose a password and send it
to you upon your next response.

I hope to hear from you soon, and my God bless you and your family,

Bruce Dickinson,
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE NEED YOUR INFORMATION.
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 11:48:13 +0200

>Dear Mr. bruce Dickinson,
>
>We received your email but it is rather unfortunate that,
>you never give a coincise answer to our questions to you
>neither did you give to us the information we needed from
>you.
>
>Of course, we know that you are at present indisposed but i
>did tell you that we dialled your telephone number which
>rang for quite a long time without any response. Same
>repeated itself yesterday.
>
>Based on this, how are we going to be convinced that we are
>dealing with the right person. Why are you withholding your
>requested information from us and from our attorney? Of
>course, you should have a private/mobile telephone number,
>fax number and account details.
>
>Please, we need an urgent response to this effect to enable
>us know the way forward.
>
>Thanks and remain blessed.
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

Allow me to tell you again: I CANNOT SPEAK AT THE MOMENT. IT WILL BE AT
LEAST THREE WEEKS BEFORE I REGAIN ANY FORM OF SPEAKING ABILITY. You
obviously know I have this problem, as you referenced it in your last
email. Does this sound familiar?

Hope that you are recoperating from your illness

This is not an illness. THIS IS AN INJURY WITH PERMANENT SIDE EFFECTS! Even
though the doctor said I will be able to talk in the near future, I will
never have full use of my voice again. Why can't you understand that? I
will give you the benefit of the doubt, as maybe you are not familiar with
the game of ice hockey. But being that you are doubting my commitment, I
feel that I must explain what happened in good detail. I was playing in a
game a few weeks back, and a puck was deflected and hit me in the throat.
The puck, which is a 6 ounce piece of frozen rubber, is estimated to travel
between 70-90mph from an average slapshot. Now imagine the damage that
could do if it hit your throat. If you still do not understand, I have
suffered a crushed larnyx, and at one point I was walking around with a
tube to assist my breathing. The tube was removed Wednesday (a week earlier
than scheduled), which shows that I am progressing faster than anticipated.
If you doubt me, I have a $58,685.39 bill from Toronto General Hospital
that will serve as proof.

The phone number you were given was to the desk of my secretary, which was
previously stated in one of my emails. Remember, she is taking my calls at
the moment. As to why she did not answer, I cannot tell you. I will have to
email her (my only form of communication at the moment since I cannot talk)
and ask why she has not been taking my calls. If she slips up again, it may
be time to fire her and replace her with someone who can do her job
cheaper. Her work ethic has been in question lately, so more than likely
this will happen if she screws up again.

Musa, I am asking you to work with me while I am going through a difficult
time. I realize that my lack of a voice is making this difficult, but this
is a minor problem when you compare it to the money we will lose if you
choose to back out. I do apologize for not sending out my information
earlier. I had thought that it was sent out when I emailed you with my
other information (phone number, business name, etc).

Bruce Dickinson
55 John Street
Toronto, Ontario,
M5V 3C6

(Not to worry as this address is as fake as Musa's $28m)

Again, what I ask of you is to send the necessary paperwork for my attorney
to review. Although you accuse me of avoiding you by not talking, I see
that you have made no effort to send the previously mentioned papers to me.
I need to have my attorney review the paperwork saying that I am next of
kin. I also need a statement from the bank saying that this account has
been dormant for several years (sorry, short on time, so I'm not gonna
doublecheck the date right now). You must realize that in order for me to
fly over, I will have to review these documents just to make sure
everything is official.

Get back to me as soon as possible. We need to make deal happen.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 13:41:55 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Dickinson,
>
>You should endeavour to call/notify us as soon as you
>receive the attached INVESTMENT AGREEMENT for confirmation.
>
>The agreemnt is five (5) pages. You should call me
>immediately.
>
>Thanks and remain blessed.
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

You fucking asshole! I cannot call you at the moment! Did you not read my last few emails? I have suffered a throat injury that needs several weeks to heal. Even then, my voice will not be 100%. What is so fucking hard to understand about this? I told you that I would be more than willing to work this transaction through email for the time being, but you fucking insist that I call you. Do you need to see the hospital bill as proof? Do you need the article from the Toronto Sun stating that a local businessman was injured in an accident from a hockey game?

Quite honestly, you are really beginning to piss me off. I told you to call
my secretary, and you give me nothing but excuses. Even as I sit here this weekend, you have not even offered to send me one fucking document in regards to this transaction. NOT ONE! You may not believe this, but I did recieve a similar email offer in the mail today. The individual (Sir Usman Bello) offered me 40% of a 65,000,000 share that has been abandoned since 1994. This deal does sound more enticing, but he is asking for an upfront fee. Out of loyalty to you Mister Bintu, I will stick with your offer. However, if you show me the slightest sign of ignorance (i.e. by asking me to call you), the deal with be off.

Now if you are willing to be serious about this, let's continue this
transaction. KEEP IN MIND I CANNOT CALL WITHIN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS, AS I HAVE A THROAT INJURY. Read that again. I HAVE A THROAT INJURY. Once more, I HAVE A THROAT INJURY. Now if you cannot understand that, I have no reason to continue correspondence with you, as I will not deal with those who have the intelligence level of a fucking three year old.

Hopefully, you have understood my letter, and may God bless you and your family.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE WISH YOU A HAPPY WEEKEND.
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 16:22:39 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Bruce Dickinson,
>
>We received your email and we sincerely sympathize with you
>over your situation. Little did we know it was this much
>(damage) to your throat. We are very sorry in the whole
>thing that happened to you.
>
>Based on the contents of your email, we are ready and
>willing to transact this transaction with you as the only
>truly beneficiary to this funds.
>
>We are happy to inform you that, yesterday we scanned as
>attachment the INVESTMENT AGREEMENT prepared by our
>Attorney that will bind both of us in this transaction and
>in it, the Attorney specifically made it clear about your
>position in this transaction as the fund manager
>(beneficiary ot the funds) but we are surprise you did not
>mention receipt of such documents in your email of today.
>WHY?
>
>Moreso, by next week we will fax to you the death
>certificate of our late father. Hence, our attorney
>confirmed to us in today's meeting which we had that it is
>ready and due to be faxed to you together with other
>relevant documents But we are afraid you have not given us
>your fax number.
>
>Therefore, we need your fax number and account details as a
>matter of urgency to enable the attorney effect an
>immediate change of ownership of the funds to your name
>without any further delay.
>
>Thanks and remain blessed as we wait to read from you soon.
>
>We are wishing you a happy weekend.
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

Thank you for finally understanding the severity of this injury. It was
frustrating having to explain over and over why I couldn't talk, yet you
continued to ask. All is good though, since you have explained that you do
understand.

Your other documents did not arrive. Not sure what happened, but I
double-checked and they are not here. I even checked the size of the email
message, which was a giveaway that they were not included. I advise
resending those documents again.

In regards to my fax number, I thought it had been included in my previous
email. Since I will be out of the area for the next week, I will give you
the fax number to our affiliate in Peoria, Illinois. We will be arriving
Monday morning and leaving Friday, unless I choose to get a late round of
golf in. Regardless of the dates, I will continue to have access to my
email, so our correspondence will not be a problem.

Again, thank you for your understanding, and may God bless you and your family.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"
P.S. The fax number is (4x) 1xx-9xxx

Quote:

Musa,

Please respond with the fax number that you are sending these documents to.
It is important that this number is correct, as someone else may receive
information on our transaction which is supposed to be confidential.

I may have to start using a password when you fax too, just to show that I
have received the documents. I will let you know if this will be the plan
in the near future.

Thanks, and have a safe weekend,

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE WISH YOU QUICK RECOVERY.
Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:32:29 +0200

>
> Dear Mr. Bruce Dickinson,
>
>Your email gave us a great shock regarding not receiving
>the seven(7) pages of fax faxed to you by our attorney last
>week. Five (5) pages of the INVESTMENT AGREEMENT and one
>(1) page of DEATH CERTIFICATE of my late father and one
>(1)page of the SWORN AFFIDAVIT by our attorney who is
>protecting/representing you upon your arrival in this
>transaction here in South Africa according to the law here.
>
>You should make enquiry from the persons mornitoring the
>fax machine which you gave its number to fax to you the
>documents.
>
>After the documents were faxed to you, i have written you
>so many emails which you replied to non other than this
>one. Therefore, you should make enquiries very well and
>retrieve the documents and get back to us.
>
>We are happy to hear you are recovering, to God be the
>Glory.
>
>Thanks and remain blessed as we look forward to receiving a
>good news from you.
>
>Musa Bintu (for the family).

Quote:

Musa,

Good to hear from you again. Sorry that I have not been able to email you lately, but I've been having to tend to business in FLA, as one of our
offices in Tampa took a severe pounding because of the recent hurricane.

Regarding your comments about the faxes that were sent, I have checked with several other people in the office (just in case they were mis-routed) and they are telling me that nothing besides a few local faxes came through. Something like that (especially with a death certificate) would definitely stick out.

Would it be possible for you to scan these items and send them to my
personal email address? This would avoid any type of miscommunication or perhaps a loss on either end. My personal email is
[email protected]. Yes, it still uses the quack name, but I
prefer to use this for personal correspondence with family, friends, etc.
Keep in mind, since I am still running on the company's server, I do have
limited space in my email so keep the document size (not the physical size, but the file size) to a minimum. I believe I'm limited to 2MB in this
account. If this is not possible, I will see if I can talk to my IT
department and monitoring all traffic that has passed through our fax
machine.

I hope to hear from you before the weekend. Thank you, and may God bless you and yours in the near future.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE ARE EXPECTING TO READ FROM YOU.
Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 12:48:42 +0200

>Dear Mr. Dickinson,
>
>This is the information of yours which we have received so
>far regading your contact numbers as thus;
>
>TELEPHONE NUMBER: (4) 19x-xxxx
>
>FAX NUMBER: (4xx) 1xx-x9xx

>This is the same fax number that the whole documents was
>faxed through for your retrieval.
>
>Therefore, endeavour to retrieve all the documents which
>was faxed to you through this given fax number and get back
>to us.
>
>Hope you are getting fine? If so thanks be to God.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Musa Bintu (for the family).

Quote:

Musa,

Those indeed are my numbers. However, I have not received any faxes from you, according to everyone in my administration department. I am not sure why this problem is occurring, as we receive faxes from international locations regularly.

I would highly recommend that you scan these documents, and send them to [email protected]

This is my personal email address. Again, please keep the file size to a
minimum. I am only limited to 2MB on this account.

Thank you for your understanding, and may God bless you and your family this weekend.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE.
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:47:11 +0200

>Dear Mr. Bruce Dickinson,
>
>It is quite appalling we do not seem to understand each
>other in this transaction.
>
>In my last email to you, i have beered out my mind and the
>mind of my Attorney to you. (I was beered out of my mind when I responded to a few of Musa's emails. This may be the only thing we have in common Very Happy

) It is absolutely impossible to scan/fax to you any further documents except from the Bank where the funds is deposited.
>
>We have requested from you several times to send your Bank
>information to enable the approval of your funds in the
>bank and you find it difficult to do. I do not understand
>your seriousness in this transaction.
>
>If you wish to retrieve the entire documents faxed to you,
>it is up to you.
>
>Lets call spade a spade and face the reality.
>
>Thanks,
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

You say that it is not possible for you to scan/fax the documents except
from the bank. However, you insisted that you have previously faxed the
documents to the number that I had previously provided you. Now which one is it?!?

You're gonna question my commitment, yet in the same breath, you are going to send me an outright lie? Keep in mind that I said I would not give up such critical information (i.e. my account number, the bank where I keep my funds, etc) without reviewing those documents. I am a business owner that has well over two million dollars in my personal bank account right now. Now if you were me, would you turn over such information to a complete stranger without seeing so much as a picture, an identification card, or god forbid OFFICIAL BANK DOCUMENTS?!? I think not. Once I see those documents and they are reviewed with my attorney, then I will have no problem with sending such information.

Should you ever get around to SCANNING these documents and sending them to my personal address, we will be able to continue this transaction. Because of the confusion from before, a fax will no longer be acceptable. These documents will be sent to [email protected]

Musa, I really do want to help you, so please send those documents to me as soon as possible.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

----------------------------------------------
Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: THANKS.
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 12:43:31 +0200

>Dear Mr. Dickinson,
>
>It is quite unfortunate you misconstrued my email to you.
>
>I did say that, unless the bank (ABSA) BANK fax to you any
>document from the bank. That has got nothing to do with the
>documents we have severally scanned and at one time faxed
>to you?
>
>Please, try and understand my language.
>
>After our family meeting this evening, any decision we
>reached to this effect, you will be made known.
>
>Bye,
>
>Musa Bintu.

(Bye? That's it? Whatever happened to God blessing my family at the end of each email? Insincere prick! Looks like I'll have to lose the faxes....again)

Quote:

Musa,

I have some bad news for you. A receipt of the documents has showed up in my mailbox. However, while I was away, my secretary had all my faxes routed to my e-mail account. Because of the size of them, it was well over the limit allowable by my mail server, and they were rejected.

However, I am not giving up on you quite yet. If possible, could you please resend these faxes? Remember, I do want to help you. I told you before that I have had chances to take up another offer with an Usman Bello, and I refused it out of loyalty to you and your family. Well, he has emailed me back, and has upped his percentage to share with me. Previously, he offered me 40% of $65,000,000, but now because of his desperation to find a loyal partner, he has promised me 45%. However, he is still asking for me to send $21,000 to process the paperwork and to pay for the barrister (?) that will oversee the transfer of the funds, and some form of security (he was not very specific).

I am asking you once more, please send these documents a second time. Once they are reviewed by my attorney, and myself I will be willing to send you my confidential bank information. I may even arrange a flight so I can meet you and your family.

I must get back to work, so I guess I should get going. May God bless you and yours this weekend.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

(5 page fax received from Musa. Piss poor quality. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd give em a .02)

Quote:

Musa,

Thank you for your understanding. I am glad to see that somethings in this world are not perfect (for example, the help that I call my adminstrative support) and that you are truly willing to work for me.

With that being said, I do have some questions:

a) As noted to me by my attorney on page three, paragraph 7 states that "All running costs and expenses incurred by both parties towards the actualization of this agreement shall be determined appropriately and reimbursed from the ten percent (5%) set aside for the purpose."

Which one is it, ten percent or five percent? When you originally layed everything out, you said that I was getting 25% and that 5% would go to expenses incurred. Now if this is somehow bumped up to 10%, this would leave me with only 20% of the $28m USD that was originally offered. While this is still a generous offer, taking that 5% away is quite a chunk of change if you know what I'm saying.

b) I am still missing a death certificate, which you said that you had and sent in a prior fax. While I understand this is probably nothing more than a minor lapse of memory on your part, I would like to see the certificate before taking the next step.

I would only assume that this entire transaction will not be taking place through email or snail mail, so would it be safe to me to assume that I should start looking for plane tickets so we can finalize this transfer of funds? Because of the funds being located in Johannesburg, should I look into flying into their airport, or should I look into flying into another location?

I'm have to get going. Time for me to make yet another trip to the doctors so he can diagnose how this damn voice of mine is coming along. I've been able to whisper on occassion, which is a big no-no according to the doc, but I'm getting tired of not being able to physically talk to anyone. Hopefully he has good news for me this afternoon.

Talk to you later, and have a safe weekend.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"We Raise Poultry For You"

(cue up the Axeman. Gotta love how they squirm when he is mentioned)

Quote:

Musa,

I have recieved yet another email from this Usman Bello guy, and he mentioned you by name. Not a very long email, but in broken english he says that he is a big boss over there, that only he holds the money, and that I should avoid maga bintu (which I would only assume is a typo for musa, or perhaps a local variation of spelling). Have you previously worked with this Usman Bello, or how does he know you?

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industires
�We Raise Poultry For You�

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: WE NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY.
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:35:44 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Dickinson,
>
>I received all your emails and was delighted to read from
>you after waiting for a long time. For your information
>according to your email, i did not receive any of your
>emails on friday/saturday. Anyway, that is not the issue,
>the issue now is for me to answer to your questions.
>
>In your email, you did mention of 5% or 10%. In the
>INVESTMENT AGREEMENT prepared by my Attorney to bind both
>of us in the course of this transaction depict that, 5% was
>mapped out for re-imbursement to any expenses that both of
>us will incur in the course of this transaction. It is not
>10%. We agreed to offer you 25% as a compensation for your
>assistance/help. If peradventure, it is 10% then know it
>that, it was a typographical error.
>
>Secondly, you did mention of one USMAN BELLO. This is a
>name i have heard for the first time from you. I do not
>know him and have not heard about him from adams. I only
>got to know this name from you and be warned, if you have
>been given him my information or that you intend to give
>him any of my information, i will advise you to desist from
>that act. This is because, i do not know him and do not
>want to know him for anything. Besides, they have so many
>evil doers (devil incarnate) here in South Africa and i do
>not want to be a victim of being hunted. (Yes, signature material!)
>
>Like you said that you will be flying to Johannesburg,
>South Africa on the 29th of this month. That date is very
>OK by me and my financial advisor/Attorney. We look forward
>to receiving you as you have said.
>
>Meanwhile, we need your bank particulars to enable the
>processing of your documnets in the bank which will enhance
>the funds being approved by the ABSA BANK. I do not
>understand why you are being strict releasing the
>information? This needed to have been done with before this
>time acording to my Attorney/financial advisor.
>
>My telephone number once more +27-83-339-9353.
>
>Most importantly, i did call your telephone number on
>saturday last weekend and to my surprise a man received my
>call and after introducing myself and requested to speak
>with you, he said to me it is a wrong number. After
>recovering from the shock, i dialled the telephone number
>again and same man picked the phone and repeated same. He
>said this is my cell phone number and it is a wrong number. (I feel out of my chair after reading this)
(OK, I actually do feel bad that this happened. This was supposed to be a ringback number, where no one was supposed to pick up. However, Bintu (to his shock Cool

), got billed not once but twice for an international call. Dumb mugu.)
>
>So, please we need an explanation to this effect. We are
>pondering how could you give me another man's telephone
>number that is not yours? Please, reconfirm to us your
>telephone number.
>
>Thanks as i wait to read from you.
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

You do not know Usman Bello? OK, well this is freaking me the fuck out then. This Bello character mentioned you by name (Maga Bintu, which like I said before, I am guessing is a local variation of spelling or perhaps a regional dialect) and knows that we are doing business together somehow. However, I will say that I did not give up any personal information to him, such as your phone number, address, or any other information that you gave me. Remember, as I told you from day one, this is our confidential transaction. I would have only assumed that you have worked with Usman before. If this is not the case, then I apologize, but I have to know why he is sticking his nose into our transaction and how he recieved both of our addresses.

I am also assuming by the tone of your last letter that flying into Johannesburg will be OK, since you did not specify another city. I will be bringing two of my associates along to witness the signing, my attorney (Al Jourgenson) and a bodyguard of my choosing. This will be done in accordance with page three, paragraph eleven of the agreement that was sent to me.

Also advise to try that number again. That phone number, which was given to you, is for a phone sitting in room 10, located at 55 John Street (in other words, my administrative office). There is no reason why a guy would have picked up that number, unless there was an employee screwing around on the phones. I wouldn't put it past of them though, as we have a very laid-back atmosphere at our business, and humor is encouraged around the offices to keep a good attitude. Should this man pick up, insist that it is a confidential matter and that it is very urgent. His attitude should then change, as we take both matters very seriously.

I am still waiting on that death certificate which was never received. Also, I am hoping that the typo that was previously specified will be changed by the time I arrive in Johannesburg. After pulling up the ACSA website online, it appears that Johannesburg International Airport is quite a big airport. The "transport hub of South Africa" looks like a very easy place to get lost at, and I will need a definite way to locate you in the airport. After all, I would not want to be misled by a potential stranger in a place that I have never visited. In my next email, I will have our corporate logo and motto attached as a file. Because anyone can easily draw up a sign, I will need you to print up this logo on a standard size piece of paper (8 inches by 11 inches). The only thing that I ask is that the logo be big enough so that is readable once a picture is taken. Normally, I would say writing it on a piece of paper would be acceptable, but because of this Usman Bello guy somehow knowing that we are doing business together, I do not feel that this is safe. The logo and motto will only be sent to you. This way I know our deal will continue to remain confidential.

On that note, I am heading to lunch. After running 10 miles this morning and not eating breakfast, I could not be any hungrier at the moment. Along with the motto and logo, I will also get with my financial advisors and gather up my banking information to send to you. Please tell me the specfics as to what you need, and I will be more than happy to help you. I would only assume that you need an account number, but I am going to have to explain to the advisory board why I need a routing number, the confidentiality code (a requirement for any business who's profits exceed $5,000,000 annually), and authenticity code (a requirement for any member who intends on receiving funds from a banque overseas. This is mandatory in Ontario (law passed April 19, 2002), and your bank will not be required to act.).

(note the inside 4-19 reference mentioned in the last date)

I will be looking forward to hearing from you again, and may God bless the Bintu family!

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock?"

----------------------------------------------
Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: I NEED TO HEAR THE VOICE OF SOMEONE.
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 12:20:08 +0200

>
>Dear Mr. Dickinson,
>
>I received your email and contents well understood.
>
>Based on my last email to you, i did tell you that we need
>your bank particulars such as; the name of the account
>holder, name of the bank, physical address of the bank,
>telephone/fax numbers of the bank and the account numbers.
>
>My Attorney/financial advisor need this information to
>expedite actions in the bank. Any further delay could be
>threatning.
>
>What stops you from making a call to me or requesting
>someone to make the call on your behalf. Perhaps any of
>your associates to make the call to me? I need to if not
>hear your voice, i want to hear the voice of anyone from
>you. (The voice of anyone from me? Would that make me a ventriloquist?)

>Thanks,
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

Thank you for responding.

I have left a note on my secretary's computer, stating that she should speak with you regarding a "confidential transaction". I did not tell her what the contents of the deal was, as we both have agreed in prior emails not to exchange such information with those who are not directly involved. Hopefully, she does not get too involved and start asking questions about what I am doing with the company funds. Yes, while it is true that I am the owner, I would not want word to get out that I am using the corporate account for some "outside sources who names are not allowed to be discussed." This may cause a mass exodus of people from my list of employee roster, which would cause productivity around the office to come at a much slower rate, which also means less work and less money to be made. See what I'm saying?

I am also a little leery about giving out my banking information at the moment. Once again, Usman Bello (or Sir Usman Bello, as he prefers to be called) emailed me again, stating that he "don dey big boss and maga bintu don no mney ok. he dey liar en crook ok. " (Thanks for posting the lad transalator) I can read some of that, and boy does he sound pissed. I don't know what you did to him in the past, but perhaps you should clear up with him that this is your transaction and that Bruce Dickinson (that's me) will only deal with Maga Bintu (is maga a local variation of spelling for Musa?) and no one else. He also knows somehow that we exchanged faxes. According to my attorney, he has advised that I should wait until the official signing of the documents to turn over such information because of the lack of security at the moment.

Also, I need one more favor from you. Because of my flying into Johannesburg International in the upcoming week, I will need you to hold a sign stating our corporate slogan. For the last ten years, our slogan was "We Raise Poultry For You", but because of a potential copyright infringement case, we have been forced to change it. The new slogan is now "Who Loves The Cock?" In order for me to identify you at the airport, I will need you hold a sign of the slogan (attached to this email as a .jpg). The only thing that I ask is that you must use the slogan that is being sent and that it be readable from a far distance. The file will easily fit on a 8x11 piece of paper. I will need this picture by the close of business on Monday

Should there be any questions, please email me at this address. The picture will be used to identify you at the airport, so it will be important that we receive this.

God Bless you and your family this weekend,

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock?"

(no emails from Musa, so after a few beers and a late night, I hop online and give him a little abuse)

Quote:

Musa,

Where in the fuck is that picture at? I gave you the entire fucking weekend
to accomplish this simple task, and you have let me down. While I was
supposed to be flying into Johannesburg via London, I now have to delay my
tickets thanks to your lack of responsibility and pay a penalty fee. Unless
you provide me with a pic of yourself holding this sign (provided in the
attachment to this email), I will be required to cancel my tickets or
possibly even back out of this transaction.

Laziness will not be tolerated, my friend.

I will need this picture emailed to me no later than Wednesday the 29th.
Please be sure that the sign is readable from a distance of 5 feet, and that
I can see what you look like and the sign in complete clarity. Handwritten
copies will not be acceptable, nor will blurry copies. I am having you hold
this sign for two reasons: 1) You will be easier to locate at the airport.
While you could print a sign with your name on it, I feel that it would not
be too secure. There could be another Musa/Maga Bintu in the area, or it
could be a plan put together by Usman Bello (since he does know your name).
2)The slogan I am sending is only being sent to you. This will guarantee me
that you and only you are receiving this email, and when I match you up to
the picture, this will only confirm that I am dealing with you.

I prefer that the file be sent in .jpg format. The mail server has set a
limit on file size, so if you try to send it as a bitmap (BMP), it may be
rejected. GIF is also acceptable, but the image MUST BE CLEAR.

I am eagerly awaiting for your picture.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock?"

Original Message
From: "mariam bintu"<[email protected]>
Subject: YOU SHOULD CALL ME NOW.
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:07:36 +0200

>
>Dear Dickinson,
>
>After our meeting yesterday with our Attorney/financial
>advisor, you were diagonized through your emails.
>
>We came to a conclusion that, you are such a person that
>lacks ettiquette, no nanners, so disrepectful, you do not
>have any atom of respect in all your emails, you do not
>know the right words to use at the right time when
>addressing your business partner, you talk anyhow and we
>are begining to imagine your age?
>
>We discovered that, non of the request we made were
>complied to instead you are busy talking unimportant
>things. In fact, you are not serious about concluding this
>transaction with us. Or do you think you are dealing with
>kids or street kids? (No, I'm dealing with Maga Bintu, who is dumber than most street kids)
>Based on these we have understood from you, we are afraid
>you will sit on this money when it finally get into your
>overseas account.
>
>Therefore, if you are serious and want us to continue this
>transaction with you without any doubt, you should sit
>tight, sound and write responsibly and know the right words
>to apply and when necessary, OK?
>
>You should call me through my telephone number. So, we can
>talk business. Stop giving me flimzy excuses with your
>throat, OK?
>
>Call me and declare your interest. If not we will not
>hesitate to scout for another foreign partner who will
>understand our situation and knows what we want not someone
>who is talking stories.
>
>Thanks,
>
>Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Musa,

EXCUSE ME? My manners?!? Who is the one that claims to have asked for a passport, yet when I check the backlog of emails that I have from you, it is never mentioned? That would be you. Who is the one that cost me $315 in penalty fees because I had to schedule a flight to Johannesburg, only for you to drop the ball when it came to a simple request? Yes sir, I also believe that would be you.

If you want to know why my attitude has gone sour, I can give you a few
reasons.

First, I requested a picture with our corporate slogan on it. I did not
request this just to see if you would send it or not. I didn't do this as a
game. It was for my personal security. When I land in Johannesburg (and
yes, I still intend on flying over to meet you), I need something to
identify you with. The sign with our slogan would have definitely caught my attention, and once I matched the face in the picture with the face of the person holding the sign, I would definitely know that it's you.

Secondly, you are showing that you are a man who lacks compassion or
sympathy. When I first told you that I had a throat injury, you ignored the
situation. It was only when I got angry with you and had to explain in good
detail what had happened that you showed any sympathy, Now, it seems like the dollar signs are the only thing that you see, and you can give a fuck less about my health, just as long as my bank account is OK. You also say that you are afraid that I would "sit on the money" when it arrives? I am not sure I am in full understanding. Do you mean like physically sitting on it, as it were a chair or a bench? Or do you mean like having it rest in my account and never sending it back? I would only assume that you mean the second one, as I definitely would never even consider stealing the money. That would be unethical and morally wrong. (Yeah, it's not like this asshole would ever do that). For that act alone, I'm sure Godwould send me directly to hell, no questions asked. Remember, I had agreed to help your family, not steal from it. Also, remember that my company does $20m in profits annually. What I am making from this transaction is only a fraction of that. Which leads me to my third reason why my attitude has been changing.

Third, I am not even sure you are in complete understanding of my emails. I have written several things in my emails that you have not even mentioned in any of your replies. You still won't explain to me who this Usman fellow is, and how he knows we are doing business. Keep in mind that I have not mentioned anything to him, and because only we are doing business together, I told him that I do not need anything from him. I have even said this after his offer to assist with a similar transaction was raised......twice.

So to say that my lack of commitment isn't there almost insults me. Lucky
for you that I am an understanding person, and I will let this statement
go. Also, I even mentioned that because of my extensive therapy (which you think is a joke, but again I will let that go because I am an understanding person), not only will I have use of my voice, but I will be able to speak in a normal tone. He said I should expect to have full range of my voice somewhere around October 14th. The doc said something about the overabundant use of salt in my diet, but whatever works I guess. He did say screaming is out of the question, so I guess I have to watch myself on football Sundays, right? Anyways, I'm drifting offcourse of this email.....

Regarding my banking information, I know this is where we are running into the most problems. You state that I need to send it immediately, while
(my attorney) states that such information would not
need to be turned over until such documents are signed. Attorney Jourgensen was also in full agreement when I said handing my banking information to a complete stranger would be like handing the keys to my Porsche to a 16 year old and saying "You can look, but you can't drive it". This does not mean I do not trust you, but from a legal and financial standpoint I feel that I have to side with my attorney.

Musa, I hate to keep asking you for the same thing over and over, but I
need a picture of you with that sign. Not only will it show me that you in
complete understanding of my emails, but it will be a sign that our trust
is still intact. Once the picture is sent, I will reschedule my flight to
Johannesburg and send you the updated flight itinerary immediately. Believe me, I have put too much time into this deal for it to fall apart at the last minute.I realize that you are not kids, street kids, or punks, but you need to understand where I'm coming from when it comes to turning over my banking info, as several million dollars are sitting in four different
sub-accounts.

If you are wondering my age, I am 38 years old. I will turn 39 on April
19th, 2005. Not sure why that came up as a topic of discussion, but since
we're on that topic, how old are you and Mariam?

I hope you are in full and complete understanding of this email, and may
God bless you and your family.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock"

Quote:

To: Musa Bintu ([email protected])
From: , Attorney At Law ([email protected])

Re: Legal Proceedings

(cue in Attorney , who has decided to step up on Bruce's behalf. After all, Bruce "lacks ettiquette, no nanners, so disrepectful, and does not have any atom of respect in all (his) emails"

Dickinson,

Be informed that we are not ready to continue with you
unless you supply us with the complete information needed.

Musa Bintu.

Quote:

Bintu,

I would highly recommend if you want to continue doing business with me, you may want to start using my complete name.

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock"

(One last email from Bruce, since it looks like Musa is going to bail out on me.)

Quote:

Mr. Bintu,

My attorney should have wrote you regarding my financial information this
weekend. Please tell me that you have received this information. He said
that he will be sending my financial information, confidentiality code, and
authenticity code this weekend. I have advised against this action, but he
has insisted that this email take place.

Regards,

Bruce Dickinson
Owner, Cock Of The Walk Industries
"Who Loves The Cock"

P.S. I would like to receive the forementioned picture before we go any
further.

(Cue up the grand finale by )

Quote:

To: [email protected]
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL BANKING INFORMATION AS YOU REQUESTED (client: Bruce Dickinson, Cock Of The Walk Industries)

Musa,

Attached to this email would be my client's banking information. I will let it be known that while I am not in favor of surrendering such information at this time, it has been advised by my client that we should send it off, so that you will be able to straigthen out the modalities of this transaction.

Attachment: 1 file - 12,500 bytes
File Name: Confidential.doc

Hopefully you are in complete understanding of the attached document,

Regards,

, Attorney At Law
Al_Jourg@*******online.com

(The attachment reads as follows:)

[quote]Musa,

I am writing this extra memo in regards to your recent requests for my clients banking information. While initially I was against him surrendering this information, I have given this some thought and realized that this would be an offer that should not be taken for granted. After spending a few hours on the internet and checking up with an ex-classmate who now lives in South Africa, I have come to this conclusion.

THERE IS NO MONEY! THERE NEVER WAS ANY MONEY!!

I knew it all along. There was a reason I wanted you to hold the �I LOVE THE COCK� sign. Not because it was Bruce Dickinson's corporate slogan, it was because you indeed do love the cock. After all, you are a no good cocksucker who will spare no expense when it comes to taking someone�s hard earned money! You never had a chance with me, Musa, if that�s even your name. I had you played from day one. The day that you sent that email to Bruce Dickinson�s email account, I had you played like a fool. I played you and used you like an old Atari game and discarded you like a ten cent whore on dollar night. (Note: not sure what exactly that means, but it sounded good after consuming a few beers that night)Don�t play this fucking shit with me that you knew I wasn�t serious. You thought you had me from day one. Why else would you have faxed me some fucking bullshit ass documents from ABSA Bank? Is that even a real financial institution, or was that something made up by your bunch of mindless mugu buddies? What about the calls to god-only-knows-who in Canada? Did you really think that I�d be on the other end of the line? Think about it, you fucking small boi. I would never give you any of my real personal information, and I sure as fuck would never, EVER, in my life ever want to associate myself in a business deal where my partner is a lowlife fucking crook who only feeds off the innocent. What burns me the most is that you have the fucking nerve to even associate yourself with God. You dare say �May God bless you��, in order for me to believe that you are a man who follows the word of God. To that I say fuck you. I would never accept those blessings, as I know you are not a man who associates himself with the Lord. A dirty fucking STD-ridden crook such as yourself does not follow the word of God. You wouldn�t know a verse from the Bible if was slapped across your face by God himself. You only use the word of God so other people will let their guard down. That shit won�t fly with me. I am not one of your magas. The only maga that was involved in this transaction would be you. Hell, I called you Maga Bintu several times. That�s right, I got over on Maga Bintu and your dumb ass did not even pick up on it. Why? Because you are a brain-dead maga, that�s why.

So, what happens from here? From my side of the computer, I will send this to about 50 people on my email list for two reasons. Firstly, it will serve as a warning to stay away from scumbag 419-ing, fucking pieces of shit like you. Secondly, and most importantly, it�s to show all of my friends that I HAVE FUCKING OWNED YOUR SORRY ASS FOR THE LAST SEVEN WEEKS!! THAT�S RIGHT�OWNED!!! O-W-N-E-D!! There was a reason that all of those emails came from the owner. I was the owner, and would you like to know who was owned? That�s right, my man�YOU!!! At this point, you can probably figure out that Cock Of The Walk Industries is as real as the 28,000,000 that you had promised me. The only Cock that you will be experiencing in the near future is the cock from your oga when he slaps you across the face with it, leaving you with a purple mushroom on your jaw and possibly with the taste of mansauce in your mouth. Hopefully, a beating by him and all of his oga buddies in back of a shady Internet Caf� that you call home will also be in line, since you are an imcompetent mugu who can't get the job done. Maybe they�ll beat some sense into that gravel-sized thing you call your brain. If they were wise, they would drag your funky little maga ass down the Sagbama Expressway going about 120 km/h, but that�s just my opinion.

Don�t worry; I never gave your personal information to anyone. Wait, I lied, yes I did. Remember that Usm4n B3ll0 that emailed me? You may not know him from Adams, but Usm4n now knows Bintu from Kruuger Street in Johannesburg. Keep in mind that Usm4n likes to use hot screwdrivers and power tools on those who have offended him. He has told me so.

You may also be happy to know that I also turned this information over to 419 Legal, so should an Inspector be waiting at your door with shiny silver chained bracelets, you can thank me for it. So by the sounds of it, you have pretty much fucked yourself. Either you are going to jail, or you are going to deal with Usm4n, who is not very happy with you (as I have told you before, but you failed to listen). And for what? Because you thought you were gonna pull one over on ol� Bruce Dickinson? Haha, fuck you buddy!! You never had a chance, you brain-dead cocksucker. My throat, the therapy, and the hockey player bit? Also as fake as the money you promised.

Here�s another bit of info to think about, since you time as a shitbag scammer will soon be coming to an end: there is no Bruce Dickinson. My man was pure fiction; about as fictitious as the Easter Bunny. However, you thought he was the real deal. For fuck�s sake, maga Bintu, did you even bother to do your homework? Hell no, you didn�t. The only thing you could see was the almighty dollar signs. While we�re at it, and you can probably tell this was coming: I am not an attorney. I never even attended law school. Geez, I couldn�t even tell you where the nearest law school is from my residence. While I may have watched Law And Order a few times this week, and I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last month, those would be my only legal qualifications. Should those be my only qualifications, this is still more experience than what you or your barrister have. Wait, wait, wait�they were the same person.

So, as I close this email, I hope you have learned something. Nah, fuck that. There�s no lesson here. I hate you, I hate you, I don�t even know you and I hate your guts. I only wish for the bad things in life to happen to you and nobody else but you. (Note: if that quote looks familiar, think Player Hater's Ball) Just keep in mind when you go to sleep at night, that you are lowlife. You are scum. I take that back. You are not even scum. To call you scum would be a disservice to all other forms out scum out there. You are a dumb mugu who has nothing in life besides the ability to lie and steal, and you�re not even good at that. You are a complete failure in the game of life.

I would say �May God help you change�, but even God doe

Guest

Ha ha ha, funniest sign-off ive seen her in ages!!

Tres Bien!!

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 188

thanks. Somehow the last two sentences got cut off.

Instead of reading only "bye", it should have read:

"Bye bye you fucking small boi,

, 419 Baiter who has owned you for the last 49 days
Al_jourg@******online.com "