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Common Street Thawth Vergabon

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's high 30s C here at night, I'm tired, not in a good mood, and a Lad(ette) pops up wanting to chat with Brad. So I thought hey, what's to lose?

Lad: hi
Lad: happy new year
Brad: Hapy new yaer to yuo, do I know yuo form somehwere?
Lad: i wish you the same
Lad: i am J3niffer
Lad: i am j3niffer zulu
Lad: i am 25 years
Brad: I geused the Jenifer bit.,
Brad: Im Brad M0rrihan.
Brad: Im 34 yaers old
Lad: ok
Lad: nice talking to you
Lad: i am single without kids
Lad: and you ?
Brad: Divroced, one kid.
Lad: ok
Lad: but why divoced?
Brad: The maraige didnt work uot, mareid yuong, didnt think it thruogh
Lad: ok
Lad: so you want to marry now?
Brad: Duno raely.
Brad: Where are yuo now, Zulu is a funy last name, are yuo Suoth Afircan?
Lad: My Dad is from South Africa while my Mum is from Republic of Ghana
Lad: do you know Ghana?
Brad: Saw it on the Amazing Race a wihle back
Brad: I have some bisnesv with some poeple there, things dont sem to be giong rihgt.
Lad: really?
Lad: what business?
Brad: Ops, shuoldnt have mentoined that, froget I siad it, OK?
Lad: ok
Lad: so how are you today
Lad: where are you from
Brad: Australia, the cetner of it, place caled Alice Springs
Lad: ok
Brad: SHuold have aksed befreo, how come yuo have my emial adres?
Lad: i saw it in the yahoocharting id
Brad: Im giong to have some wrods with my bisnes pratners abuot lose lip!
Brad: Yuo can do that?
Lad: what do you mean by lose lip!?
Brad: I thuoght they mihgt have blabed uot to other poepel, I didnt know anytihng abuot my ID bieng just uot there for al to se.
Lad: ok
Lad: but can we be friends ?
Lad: i want you in my life
Brad: Yuo sreu abuot that, yuo dont know sqaut abuot me
Lad: and i belive i will know you better as we go on
Lad: i am very sure
Lad: i want to spend my life with you if only you will welcome and accept me
Brad: Duno, these lihgtning cuortsihps arent a god idae, turst me, Ive ben thruogh one, like I siad.
Lad: i trust you
Lad: i promise you, i dont have any man
Lad: only you
Brad: Yuore bieing a bit niave yuo know, for al yuo know I cuold be some kind of pyscho
Lad: yes i know
Lad: but i want you in my life
Lad: who is taking care of your baby since you divoice
Lad: and how old is him/she?
Brad: Robyn got custody of Diane
Lad: ok
Lad: how old ?
Brad: 14, told yuo we got mareid yuong
Lad: ok
Lad: so what about your mum and Dad?
Lad: i hope they are good
Brad: Both daed of cancer, dont be sory, yuo didnt know
Lad: ok
Lad: my dad is dead
Lad: i only stay with my mum
Lad: we are 2 only
Brad: I have a borther and a sister, theyre intestate in Melburone and Syndey
Lad: my brother and I
Lad: ok
Lad: and i am in nursing school
Brad: Fiar enuogh, Im a tuorist giude here, lots of tuorists on the Alice, buseist time of yaer right now
Lad: ok
Lad: so how is austrlia?
Brad: Thats a big qeustoin, yuo want to narow it dwon a bit for me?
Lad: what?
Lad: will u want me to come and stay with you in australia ?
Brad: I dont know anyhting abuot yuo ecxept the litle yuo told, me, I want to haer some more, mabye a pic or two
Lad: ok
Lad: i am a humble and respectful
Brad: Ive never haerd of anoyne ever cliaming to be any but hubmle
Lad: so what exactly do you want me to tell you
Lad: yes that is me
Lad: the truth of me
Lad: i love reading
Brad: Im an odrinary bloke who likes a ber and the barbei and a fluter on the nags.
Lad: do you smoke?
Lad: drink?
Brad: Smoke, hel no, that gives yuo cancer, Mum and Dad both smoked like chinmeys and thats why I dont smoke, I hope you dont
Lad: i dont smoke
Lad: i hate it
Lad: and you like going to club night?
Brad: You maen the pub, wel yaeh, I like a ber or two
Lad: ok
Lad: i dont go to club night
Lad: because my mum will not allow me
Brad: What sort of clubs, she may have a piont if theyre some kind of snakpit
Lad: night club
Lad: i hate it
Brad: Nihgt clubs are a risk, yuo know, ashiles and dickhaeds loking for a fihgt
Lad: i hate it too much
Lad: and you have girl friend?
Brad: Oh, on and of, yuo know, lots of tuorists loking for a holiday raomance, a guy can get raelly lukcy if he palys his crads rihgt, you know what I maen?
Lad: but you have to be carefull because of sickness
Brad: Hey, I use a codnom, thats what yuo ned
Lad: ok good
Lad: but use original one
Brad: Yuo syaing that poepel over there ruser thier fragners, man that is so dubm!
Lad: u know that i am a nursing student, that i why i am telling you to be using orignal ones
Brad: Codnoms are only suposed to be used onse, and if somoene wants to ruese one, hes a few roos lose in the top padock
Lad: yes
Lad: i am happy that you know it
Lad: to avoid effected
Brad: Yuo mever had the Grim Raeper ads over there did yuo
Lad: i dont understand u
Brad: It was a sereis of ads abuot not geting AIDS and praeching safe sex
Lad: yes
Lad: because AIDS is real
Brad: Not acroding to that Suoth Afircan laeder, he had some wired idae that it was some srot of alergy
Lad: yes
Lad: plz make sure that you protect your self very well
Lad: because that is my concern
Lad: because i will not like anything to happen to you
Lad: but is your country far from Ghana?
Brad: Yuo cant raed a map?
Lad: i can read
Lad: my mum is here now
Brad: Just lok at a map and yuol se where Australia is
Lad: ok
Lad: i tell my mum about you
Brad: Not much yuo can tel her
Lad: ok
Lad: but why?
Lad: or you dont love me
Brad: Yuo dont know very much is waht I maen.
Lad: ok
Brad: I dont fel anything raely abuot yuo becuase I dont know yuo yet
Lad: what else do you want to know about me ?
Brad: Duno what yuo can tel me on chat, but lok, I have to go now, poeple to met, wel have to talk later
Lad: ok
Lad: take care of your self

More to come, I expect.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brad: Yuore bieing a bit niave yuo know, for al yuo know I cuold be some kind of pyscho
Lad: yes i know
Lad: but i want you in my life

Well, I think he deserves a psycho. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sense another wonderful Yastreb bait is in the making Very Happy .

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