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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah so i was sat still on a chair, a sound occured and the following happened....

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so yeah guess my weight

(nearest guess wins nothing)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooh, let's see - heavier than you were before the holidays? Wink

Hope you're ok, no splinters in bum cheeks or anything!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

both cheeks are fine thanks cougar Wink luckily i was wearing clothing today
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The engineer in me screams "That is a poorly designed chair", or you might just be a really fat bastard.

What is the material that broke? (Edit: looks like some sort of polyethylene) (Edit again, it is starting to look more like wood, I can see through the paint where the strips were glued together edgewise, like a cutting board, No wonder it broke the way it did, along the grain). What is the thickness? What is the width of the chair? Can you provide a few more pictures of the support structure under the "decking" material?

That looks like an industrial carpet, so I assume this didn't happen at home. The jacket looks like wool, and not overly large, I'm assuming it's yours? I'm working on identifying the dolly in the background.

I really want to win that TV.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL ok some answers for pf

The chair is approx 1.5cm thick, composed of basically compressed cardboard (so yeah crappy design)

The carpet is at my gfs rented house so is hardwearing

Nothing directly supports the chairs base other than the square of metal it sits on

The jacket is wool but is not mine

And additional info I'm 6 feet and 2 inches tall

(any1 who wants my crt tv is welcome to it)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm just going to guess Fat Bastard.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do we need to get your girlfriend some kind of intervention before you hurt her also?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ We also need a picture, you know, for science.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He would be one of those pervy 4chan types if he thought it was for something other than science!

IMO, that disaster in the photo above looks like some ass blast that peels paint off the walls! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I have been eating curry Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it had been a "Guess what happened to the chair" thread instead of a "Guess my weight" thread, I'd gone for someone doing one of those Hiya! Karate Chops Laughing

But, weight - I reckon you're within the normal healthy weight range for your height, lord goldblade, and that the chair had been previously weakened through overload and so your bum was just kinda like the straw that broke the camel's back Wink Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
Well I have been eating curry Laughing Wink
You are a twisted individual! We need to organize a rescue mission for your girlfriend. This is not right!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It looks to me like someone had been using the chair as a ladder and standing on it. Then they pushed it back together for some un-suspecting person to sit on it and everyone would get a good laugh.


You weigh more than you did 15 years ago.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so glad you are sharing this with us. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this the "before" shot?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ There went my appetite!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:
It looks to me like someone had been using the chair as a ladder and standing on it. Then they pushed it back together for some un-suspecting person to sit on it and everyone would get a good laugh.


Have you checked the underside? A prankster (your GF?) would only need to score a a groove a couple of millimeters deep along the center to cause a break like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When normal people sit on a chair, doesn't their weight get distributed between the two buttbones or whatever they are called? So how would the seat split right down the middle from just sitting? If the chair wasn't vandalized or already damaged, I think you have some anatomical explaining to do.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

419 lbs.? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ lol, i think if i ever reached 200lbs my frineds and family would be astounded Laughing But yeah your in the lead with the only numerical guess, if you remain the winner do you want the crt tv posting or will you collect it Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Oi, no changing the rules now! You didn't say the answer had to be numerical.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is that ass registered as a deadly weapon?

Most folks that break boards with body parts have to register them.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ So which part have you got registered? Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Right cheek Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:
When normal people sit on a chair, doesn't their weight get distributed between the two buttbones or whatever they are called?


Perhaps you are this guy?

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