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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Having managed to stall my gold lad further by telling him I'm going too Brazil on business until January, he sent me this

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Ok,i wish you safe trip to Brazil and be careful of drug men,don't associate with them ,do your genuine business and I wait to receive your email in 2012 , have good success and remain blessed.

happy xmass

Isaac


I wonder how many calamities I can get my character into Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What part of Brazil? I've been in BH, MG, which, aside from everyone speaking Portuguese and the vegetation and weather being tropical, isn't too different from some cities in the US. There were warnings about dengue in the train, but the precautions were the ordinary mosquito ones like making sure water doesn't collect in tire swings and pots. But if you go to the Amazon, you can get a candirú in your orifice, be attacked by piranhas, or have a capsule of Brazil nuts drop on your head.

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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My character is going to purchase rare minerals, so i reckon she's gonna go to the rain forest, ill have 2 send him some pics of open cast mining. Ooo and as I type I might have to turn into an Eco warrior, ill see if he will help save the rain forest

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What if you get kidnapped by a tribe of enormous, nymphomaniacal, beautiful women who keep you confined to a wooden cage in the middle of their settlement for several weeks?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, and the tribe that has kidnapped you seems to be fattening you up, for uncertain reasons.....

Bruin

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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And the tribe has an internet connection ? Laughing

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"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Sure .... wireless Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

knock up a hooker and ask your lad for advise. Then later the hooker becomes the daughter of a drug lord. I see many problems coming up until you have to be a drug courier for the drug lord to spare your life. Then stealing the drug money and ask your lad to hide with him.

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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gawd I wonder if laddo can come and rescue me, Ghana isn't to far from Brazil is it???? Laughing

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"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"

"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
And the tribe has an internet connection ? Laughing
They're stealing wifi from the refugee camp Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^It wasn't, about 250 million years ago.

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
And the tribe has an internet connection ? Laughing
We visited Tunisia a few years back and discovered the Troglodytes in their caves had satellite internet access! So why not a lost SA tribe deep in the Amazon rain forest? Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Medicine Man got WiFi while they were looking for those ants.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm just sooo many possibilities, im thinking a brazilian Gomer might just have to appear from hiding. Cool

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"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"

"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"

"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I play the brazilian drug lord? I've got a handful of brazilian characters, who form a mob with conections to South Africa.
Chairman: Ze Cari0ca.
His Faithful secretary: Gilbert0 dos Sant0s.
The mobsters: Marc3lo Pensador, Mart1nho do Povo and I can create another one.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I play the brazilian drug lord? I've got a handful of brazilian characters, who form a mob with conections to South Africa.
Chairman: Ze Cari0ca.
His Faithful secretary: Gilbert0 dos Sant0s.
The mobsters: Marc3lo Pensador, Mart1nho do Povo and I can create another one.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you could have Brazilian friends who need you to escort a package to another location..

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do like the idea of new characters, tho I don't think kidnapping my character wud work coz laddo wud drop me, but a new buyer using my character as an intermediary cud have some interesting possiblities

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"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
you can get a candirú in your orifice


I think that should definitely be one of your calamities. Laughing

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