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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As I can always write rippin' guitar riffs, but am horrible at lyrics, I figured I would turn to a worthy cause for my next album. I figured I'd do a short album, 5 tracks or so, dedicated to scambaiting/eater/etc.

I already have most of the music written, and am going to record some of it very soon, but if anyone can think of some verses or lines to put into song, it'd be much appreciated. I've already tried my real life friends...er.. friend.... But they have no interest in my music at all. (Not to mention, their lyrics are always similar to the "Team America" theme)

Nothing too serious, just trying to get some new work out before I have to go back to college. Any used suggestions will definitely get credit for their contribution. And it's 100% risky free.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would
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rippin' guitar riffs
put you in the rock, blues or face-melting metal category?

I already write lyrics for a band of the latter persuasion and could do with something to keep me entertained this Christmas. Perhaps PM me the details/links and we could do a side project? Eater members obviously get to pick the name. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do all genres. Love metal though. But the music I'm writing so far is more 90's/grunge/bluesy/classic rock like.

Metal just didn't seem to fit the scambaiting stuff. But hey, I'm always up for some METAL!!!!

If you have skype we can talk and I can play you some example stuffs.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Well noted. Very Happy We heard it here first. Next victim is a scammer, and hates us baiters Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A few months before you joined here I had a lad translating AC/DC's Highway To Hell into Igbo language - Why not use those lyrics Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

crotcheecher, I'm a writer (short stories, screenplays, poetry and the like) and a huge music lover. I'll be thinking of some lyrics for you. I'm thinking a kind of cross between Rush and Iron Maiden, but that could always change.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

crotcheecher wrote:
^^ Well noted. Very Happy We heard it here first. Next victim is a scammer, and hates us baiters Twisted Evil
Could you do a bit of a flip on my bolding here?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Let me get this straight. So the band is probably called EATER and it's got crotcheecher on guitar and from what I can gather next victim, bookreader, myself and one of bobdemol's lads on lyrics / vocals and we sound kind of rap, grunge, metal, nigerian world musicy.

Cool.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You best not expect this rhythmically challenged person to move around in the video!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes. We will bait you until you do. I mean offer you money until you dance around on video. Preferably while pouring milk on yourself and holding a sign. While someone else slaps you with a fish.

You know, gotta make sure it's you....

I got a buddy that's not part of eater doing vocals and some lyrics. He's a big Rage Against the Machine fan. So rap/rock with a touch of Pixies.

Yes. We are about to venture forth into the most dysfunctional band ever known to man. Except for that one video of a bunch of scammers covering the Village People...

Edit: Forgot to mention @BookReader: Iron maiden-esque? I guess I could gallop some triads for that. I really need someone to cover bass and drums as well. Extra points if you get a lad to do the drum tracks Very Happy

Edit again, also for BookReader: Can you dance like your avatar for the music videos? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I promise, if you catch this butt wiggling about like I'm having a spasm, it will not be pretty! No telling what would be hanging out there! Monkeys humping footballs ain't got shit on me! LOL

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent! You'll be perfect for the song "There's a Monkey In My Pocket"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your cameraman better have safety glasses and a face shield on. I cannot control the monster!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

crotcheecher wrote:
Yes. We will bait you until you do. I mean offer Edit: Forgot to mention @BookReader: Iron maiden-esque? I guess I could gallop some triads for that. I really need someone to cover bass and drums as well. Extra points if you get a lad to do the drum tracks Very Happy

Edit again, also for BookReader: Can you dance like your avatar for the music videos? Laughing


Hmm, perhaps something more Pink Floyd would be appropriate? (I'm not really a metal fan.) Dark Side of the Lad maybe? I don't play any instruments, but could probably play drums.

I can do the Python silly walk, but no dancing here. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.mediafire.com/?yhgb45zf3jjfzof <- There's a rough guitar tracks only demo of one of the songs. An acoustic/classic rock vibe in it, and the electric solo at the end is completely improvised for now, so expect some mistakes.

A buddy of mine that will most likely be recording the vocals for this stuff is working on some lyrics from the eyes of a lovelad. So naturally the song is full of lies Very Happy

And no, I have no intention of glorifying lads, or even "Well let's look at it from their point of view." The album, when it is released on Jamendo, will hopefully raise awareness of scammers of all kinds, and of the joys of scambaiting. The lyrics will reveal the dark intentions of the scammer, not just "hey, I'm Mr Charming, send me money plox"

Okay, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, take a listen and gimme some input Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always heard lyrics first...music second. Am I mis-informed??

I wrote a song (Several actually but they mostly sucked)(Probably this one too) I even racked out music in my head for it but never knew anyone who could or wanted to give it a try. I'll send you the lyrics I have if you want to see them. Maybe the tune you come up with will be better than what I had in my mind.

Be aware...I'm a long time Country fan...converted from a rock/popper fan. (I ain't gonna admit I liked D**CO back in the day)

Oh well, America the crazy!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Send away, I'll give it a shot. I miss the days that I actually meant something musically. Country is my blood as well. I'm not great at playing it, but I can Very Happy

I used to have a fiddle that was played on stage with on of the Cash family. Not sure which one. unfortunately, It broke during a move. Oh well.

Anywho, Send me the lyrics and I'll see if I can write out a tune for it.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PM in process:

(Good luck)

Do I get royalties?? (!00% Risky free of course)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Royalties? Uhm.. absolutely! Just print out these forms, fill them in with a ballpoint pen, scan them and mail them back.

Then I'll reveal that the album is being released for free Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

crotcheecher wrote:
fill them in with a ballpoint pen, scan them and mail them back.


Blue ink pen! Blue ink!
Green ink pen.

Always with the color ink pen!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SHHHH!!!! I was going to reveal the correct color AFTER they filled the forms out!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've got some lyrics down. Do you want me to PM them to you, or just post them?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Go for it!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PM, Post, telepathically send, whichever way you prefer, my friends Very Happy

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