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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:56 am |
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I regularly visit a second-hand book shop where the owner knows me as Mal from my baiting anecdotes, and today she had a book put aside for me; a novel called I Do Not Come to You By Chance, by Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani.
To quote the blurb:
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A deeply moving debut novel set amid the perilous world of Nigerian email scams, I Do Not Come to You by Chance tells the story of one young man and the family who loves him.
Being the opera of the family, Kingsley Ibe is entitled to certain privileges--a piece of meat in his egusi soup, a party to celebrate his graduation from university. As first son, he has responsibilities, too. But times are bad in Nigeria, and life is hard. Unable to find work, Kingsley cannot take on the duty of training his younger siblings, nor can he provide his parents with financial peace in their retirement. And then there is Ola. Dear, sweet Ola, the sugar in Kingsley's tea. It does not seem to matter that he loves her deeply; he cannot afford her bride price.
It hasn't always been like this. For much of his young life, Kingsley believed that education was everything, that through wisdom, all things were possible. Now he worries that without a "long-leg"--someone who knows someone who can help him--his degrees will do nothing but adorn the walls of his parents' low-rent house. And when a tragedy befalls his family, Kingsley learns the hardest lesson of all: education may be the language of success in Nigeria, but it's money that does the talking.
Unconditional family support may be the way in Nigeria, but when Kingsley turns to his Uncle Boniface for help, he learns that charity may come with strings attached. Boniface--aka Cash Daddy--is an exuberant character who suffers from elephantiasis of the pocket. He's also rumored to run a successful empire of email scams. But he can help. With Cash Daddy's intervention, Kingsley and his family can be as safe as a tortoise in its shell. It's up to Kingsley now to reconcile his passion for knowledge with his hunger for money, and to fully assume his role of first son. But can he do it without being drawn into this outlandish mileu? |
I'm only part way through, but I'm finding it fascinating. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:26 pm |
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^^ Is it fact or fiction? |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:40 pm |
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One big online company lists it as fiction and has received excellent reviews. It is available for purchase <$7 in its paperback edition. It is also available for the eReader Kindle.
Thanks Yas for mentioning this book. |
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sunshine
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:06 pm |
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It's a very good book, maybe a little over-sympathetic to the scammers but a good read nonetheless. Watch out for our illustrious leader's famous character Del-Boy Trotter getting a mention.
Incidentally one of my longest running and funniest lads (remember the one that wrote the dragon/unicorn porn film script?) was from Owerri where this novel is based. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:27 pm |
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conga22 wrote: |
^^ Is it fact or fiction? |
I did say that it's a novel.
Sunshine, my favourite Lad Fats Walla is also based in Owerri. Are Lads from there sandtimer- or trophy-prone? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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