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TheLovelyJill
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was due to set up a webcam meet for a lad in London last week but he cancelled on two hours' notice (obviously couldn't get his crew together). Now my character has obviously wasted time and money in getting from Norfolk to London, only to be stood up.

She got very cross with barrister lad and his "London" diplomat sidekick, accusing them of being highly unprofessional.

Barrister lad is contrite and blameful, he says:

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Attn Lyn3tte,

We are really for the experience you had with the Agent Mr. Fuj1ta when you came to London last week Monday who acted like unprofessional. Your consignment had been returned back to Madrid Spain, and query was given to Mr. Fuj1ta by the management to explain within 48hours why he should not be fired due to his behavior to you while you are in London.

And another Agent has been reassigned to bring your consignment back to UK pending on when you be chance to meet him in London, so they want to know then when you will be in London to claim this package, as soon as you let them know they will instruct the new agent to move the package to London.

Please i still beg you to conduct your self this around and work with the new agent when he arrived, it was discovered that Mr. Fujita was drunk that very day both of you supposed to meet in London that was why he could not see you. Please don't be upset with because i never he was drunk, please don't worry as he will pay for what he had done to you and this C.F.S.V as his matter is still pending on when C.F.S.V will Fire him for his dubious act.

Looking forward to your prompt response.

D Smith


hmmm perhaps a handwritten apology will suffice Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd have the lad travel to the beautiful Norfolk seaside resort of Cromer ... when the flood tide is in preferably! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Mr. Fujita was drunk that very day both of you supposed to meet in London that was why he could not see you. "

Wow blind drunk?

I hope he was/is being slapped properly.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor country boi bedazzled by the beguiling temptations of the big smoke eh?

Let's just hope the next one, doesn't succumb to the fascinations of one of those cheeky girls strutting their stuff around Soho or Kinky Cross. He'll never be seen or heard of again. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like someone needs to go to AA... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet this Fujita person was getting drunk in an attempt to seduce Jeanette. Too bad he missed the meeting. It could have turned into a real dramatic story, what with all of the money, intoxication, and who knows what else going on.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It must be stressful being a lad. He was so nervous he had to get drunk. Perhaps he can take a sick day Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since the lad admitted he screwed up, go for as much as possible!
How about...?
Handwritten apology, a copy of Mr. Fujida's termination paper, and a reduction in your "fees" equal to the amount you spent on travel, plus a decent "slapping discount." Laughing

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