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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:37 pm |
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I got this in my catcher account today and laughed heartily at work when i read the content, this guy should be fun considering my name was drawn in 2009 and my character has only existed a few months  but hell yeah gimmie that peugeot !!!!!!!!!
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Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
NNPC Towers,
Central Area, Abuja, Nigeria.
www.nnpcgroup.com
NNPC HUMANITARIAN ASSISTANCE
The board and management of Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) in association with
Peugeot Automobile Nigeria announce to you the
result of NNPC Humanitarian Assistance Email ID
Computer Ballot Programme held on the 18th day of
September 2009 in which your email id was picked as
lucky winner of our star prize of $500.000.00 (five
hundred thousand dollars) as part of our
humanitarian assistance to citizens of this planet.
In addition you are now a proud owner of the latest
Peugeot 308.
This windfall is from excess profit of the previous
increase in prices of crude oil. Winners were
selected through a special computer email search in
which your email id was attached to our lucky
numbers . You are to acknowledge receipt of this
mail for legal documentation and payment of your
winning. As a result of excess mails and
attachments, forward your mail directly to
[email protected]
Yours sincere.
Powell Newman.
Fiduciary Officer,
2011Poverty Alleviation Programme. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:04 pm |
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In addition you are now a proud owner of the latest
Peugeot 308. This windfall is from excess profit of the previous
increase in prices of crude oil. |
What? From an amount like that, all we get is a bloody car? |
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Man of many names
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Location: Up north
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:06 pm |
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humanitarian assistance to citizens of this planet, and you give some random dude 500k and a god damned Peugeot? |
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:44 pm |
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Ask him if you can trade it for a vehicle from another manufacturer. Tell him that because of previous legal litigation, you are no longer allowed to own a Pugeot. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:48 pm |
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The business name's acronym is most appropriate ... PAP |
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Lew_Skannen
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:02 am |
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" our humanitarian assistance to citizens of this planet."
Presumably they have other schemes for citizens of other planets... |
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I am tired intaracting with people like you well i will see if your request will be granted. |
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Capt. Tripps
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2011
Posts: 237
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:43 am |
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Ask if you can trade the Peugeot for a much more economical Porsche 911 Turbo.  |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:14 am |
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Winners were
selected through a special computer email search in
which your email id was attached to our lucky
numbers . |
Eww. Sounds sticky to me. I would insist on disattachment, and that my new car be a Bentley. It's the humanitarian thing to do, and the seats better not be sticky.  |
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