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 Lad meets my crusty old curmudgeon character

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Lew_Skannen
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad: There is always something about you foreigners,you are always skeptical and difficult to believe the truth when it comes to things like this because of the bad image some persons have painted the country,i want you to know that everything is legitimate and in order so you do not have to worry yourself because we are only doing our job.

Major [me]: Don’t call me a foreigner!
YOU are the bloody foreigner.
Now do your job and stop wasting my time.


Lad: We are sorry if we are missing language here by calling you a foreigner but the truth is we are not happy delaying your parcel it is only our job we are doing hope you understand.

So now I need him to do something to prove who he is. Any ideas?

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Lew_Skannen
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well Larry doesn't want to send me any ID and he doesn't want to even take a small trip to the town of Keffi, just outside Abuja, so he doesn't really seem to be much fun.
I have been contacted by some customs guy, also called Larry, who needs some money for an anti-drug certificate and he doesn't want to travel to Keffi either.
Have you guys been overworking the lads or something?!?! They don't seem to want to move at all.
Oh well I guess his energy extends about as far as his imagination if he thinks that it is plausible that half of Nigeria is called Larry.
I guess the best I can do is rack up his phone bill. That can become quite expensive for them, by the way.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just been having tremendous fun with the WU receipt generator. There really are some fantastic tools available to us these days and I am really impressed. I hope that everyone periodically takes a look around the tools section just to keep up to date.

Anyway, poor old Larry is getting rather frustrated because the receipt obscures the vital moneygram number. (Damn!) He has called me a dozen times to get me to read out the number but I am too stupid read it properly and keep reading out my phone number by mistake. I am also too stupid to turn the radio off while I am speaking to him over speaker phone. Poor old Larry, not having a good time.
And there is $4500 sooooooooo close!!!!

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