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windypops
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads love to make themselves feel big and important by writing to you from their 'desk'.

Expose them as the insignificant small bois they really are by replying from your more important and imposing writing slope or cabinet.

From the Gilt Vargueno of...

From the Secretaire of...

From the Bureau Plat of...

From the Bureau en Pente of...

From the Escritoire Abattant of...

From the Bonheur-du-Jour of...

From the Table à Écrire of...

From the Davenport of...

These are all real pieces of furniture that will add some gravitas to your baiting character. Any one of these fine pieces will eclipse anything your lad is typing out his nonsense from. Wink

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Duffy Duck
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about 'From the Cheap Internet Café of...'? Razz

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bearkat419
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe. I like it. Ridiculous titles & potential lad de-education all in one. Laughing

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GoRideEmCowboy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice! Saved.

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lord goldblade
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like, might have 2 use those. On a similar line I always sign my female characters as esquire or esq and refer to my male characters as duchess etc... Laughing

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Raga Man
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And remember to award yourself an impressive title like "Chief Optimization Supervisor" courtesy of the Bullshit Job Title Generator.

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GoRideEmCowboy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Raga Man - Nice +1 there. I think I'll be creating a new character soon. Laughing

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Raga Man: That link is awesome! I live for shit like that! Bookmarked and soon to be in use!

Nice one! Thumbs up

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Entomologist
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi All,
It will be interesting to see how long it takes for the lads to be using those signature titles.

I like 'em

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Lew_Skannen
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It is an interesting insight into their tiny minds. They all have huge fragile egos.
I used to work for a chap in Abuja and downstairs the office was run by Chief Anthony and the accountant Wally. They had absolutely identical desks facing each other in the middle of the office.
Whenever Chief Anthony was away however Wally would move all his stuff over and settle into Chief Anthony's desk for the afternoon. It was a status boost for a few hours.

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windypops
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course you could always go in the other direction for a bit lad de-education.

From the Commode of...

From the Highchair of...

From the Potty of...

From the Bath Chair of...

From the Outhouse of...




From the Commode of the Dynamic Functionality Producer Special Executive Outhouse

That sounds pretty imortant. Wink

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Mortal
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the President of Responsive International Communication Knowledge (make it an abbreviation Wink )

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Doctor Seviche
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From the Burning Forge of Mount Doom.

Seriously though, I don't think some of these lads read anything other than Western Union tracking numbers. I've been baiting no less that THREE as my cat Mr. Whiskers. I'm not even trying to be clever about it.

It's pathetic. I even meow and talk about buying catfood since my owner forgets to fill up my food bowl and I still get this:

"Dear Sir Mister whiskers,

I am very sorry for my late response....Anyway, I have read and understood your message and I could see very clearly that you/your company are capable of handling big investment ."

Pathetic.

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Raga Man
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You may find it a different story once the lad runs out of script and has to actually read your responses.

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