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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:19 pm

Just wondering, but I'm hoping that the more bizarre and outrageous things we can get the lads to do, the more kudos we get? This is gonna be funny. Real funny...

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:20 pm

Welcome to Eater, and yes, that's pretty much how things go. Keep the baits long, fun and safe, and piss off the lads as much as possible.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:09 pm

Hello Masheded!

Welcome to eater! First thing get you a handy dandy 100% risky free mentor to help you get started.

Of course the more outlandish things we get lads to do is kind of a friendly one-upmanship but starting off it's best to play things straight. Just pretend to be a real victim and play along with the lads script. Just send one email a day and make that just a question or two. Don't rush it and see how long you can keep the bait going. It takes a while to get a lad to trust you enough to do anything for you. It also takes a lot of practice.

Have fun and bait safe!

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:57 am

Hi guys,

Im already larfing my ass off, as i have had a hook from one of the surplus scam e-mails list on the said thread. I am proper grinning, as i have had a response already, (out of about 10) and this is gonna be a corker for me breaking my cherry.

Cant wait to show you, when it final withers off.
Cheers
Mash

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:22 am

Some baits can take a while. I had one las off and on for over 6 months.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:02 pm

Welcome to eater, MT. The longer the better. Very Happy

Keep a lad on the hook for a year and award yourself a Sand Timer

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:28 pm

Correct... but... realize that it takes time and patience to get them to do *anything* let alone anything really outrageous.

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 442

Welcome.

Getting lads to do crazy hilarious things often takes time and patience. Trying to get something too funny too fast, and lad is more likely to twig. Plenty of threads, mentoring available, and more on how to bait safely, but of course, have fun, and waste lad's time. Glad to have another baiter on board. Stick around, and you too can be a master baiter Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:04 am

Welcome to Eater, Money Trap! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:02 am

Welcome Money Trap,

Learn to walk before you try to run.
Also we here say that the only stupid question is the one you do not ask.
We are here to help.

Cheers

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:40 am

Entomologist wrote:

Welcome Money Trap,

Learn to walk before you try to run.
Also we here say that the only stupid question is the one you do not ask.
We are here to help.

Cheers

Excellent. So here's where i am at the moment. I will try to keep it brief, so the responses can be short too. I couldn't get a mentor, but read all of the litreature that i could.

My first virgin attempts, I went for the Terms (my Blessed) (My dearest) merely because i was able to reflect the language used in the "script".

I quickly realized that some of these lads must have been baited before.
I say this, because if you give in within the first 2 or 3 e-mails, they have seemed to be a bit savvy.

I understand the Eaters have been eating for a while, but i think the Lads are getting on top. Of course, I am no Master Baiter, but i would like to share my xperience in one post, so as not to clutter up.

My baites so far:

Church. Shite (thought this would be easy)
Lost unclaimed dollars. (Fkn hard, no luck yet.)
Unclaimed inheritance. (got 1 hanging and wriggling)
Gold dust and gold bars. (2 well hooked)
Babysitting/au pair. ( 1 possibly. come on our Pam!)

Ive read the tutorials, the use of terminology, and i think im hooked on this.

You and I is no substitute for "US" or "WE"

Soon i will have my own Lad, I will have such tom foolery!

So the question (s) i have are:

1. Lads are wise to voice mail box. I Demand direct phone number. Can i get a pay as you go mobile, wallop a new simcard innit, and use it?

2. I am desperate to get my first trophy, even if its a form.

3. Are the form tool "tools and forms outdated?" are the lads aware of them. Are there any that i shouldn't use?

3. Do you enjoy filling out forms?

4. These Lads in Ghana are a very sinister crew. I have two on the gold blag, and they are both insisting I go over to test the dust. Gd forbid if somebody falls for this scam. It could be devastating.
But lets not get mellow dramatic. God im starting to sound like a Mugu!

5. I am dying to get a hotel booked in Ghana on expense. I have moved swiftly, the advice on the forums have proved invaluable, but i want to hit them with some forms.

6. these guys have seemed the easiest to baite for a Newbee like me. But they seem pretty evilly bad now. What trophy should i aim for?

7. Are you masturbating while reading this/filling in this form?

8. Basically, if i feed these lads some forms i find and generate on this site, is it likely they will have seen them before, and jump off the hook?

?

10. Do you live in the real world.

11. How long did it take you to hunt your first wife?

Many thanks fe uurrrrrrrrrghhhh

bbbbbzzzzzzz

Money

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:02 am

And i forget to mention. The trophy room had me laughing so hard it hurt. It was worst when i realized the fig leaves were from photoshop. How the hell can i top something like that? And the clitty?

This is gonna be a tough gig.
Lmfao all of the way.

MT

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

7. Are you masturbating while reading this/filling in this form?

Hi and welcome here - to whom is this question directed?

As for your question about trophies in general - trophies like carvings or lads in costume are going to happen with a well-developed bait and lots of patience and excellent baiting skills.

While going into a bait with a specific trophy in mind is possible, it isn't going to happen 99.4% of the time - I would suggest just concentrating on perfecting your baiting technique, finding the types of baits that you enjoy and then concentrating on trophies.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:42 am

Money Trap wrote:

I couldn't get a mentor

You need to have at least one post before the mentoring system will accept you. Perhaps you had not posted yet when you tried to get a mentor. I believe there are many mentee slots open right now so you might want to try again.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:02 am

Thanks Raga