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Entomologist
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I suspect Mortal is from the Land of the Long White Cloud.
Hence I find the following quote appropriate.

The scene New Zealand hotel reception:

Receptionist, "Go to the lift"

I am thinking, " There's no elevator here, ground floor building"

Receptionist, "Thin go lift again"

"Oh! Thankyou."

Listening to a Language Professor on the subject of Kiwi dialect.
"The 'e' is pronounced as the letter 'i' as in pit.

Cheers

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Mortal
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Contrary to the popular belief I am not from New Zealand (regardless of what my tag or avatar says Very Happy )

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mortal wrote:
Where is the "ABORT TOPIC" button when I need one? Laughing

you are of course thinking of
Orson Welles wrote:
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Mortal Well you brought it up. Which reminds me of another important quote to live by.

"First to smelt it must have delt it"

Edit changed ^^ to @ because I'm drunk.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Bravo Very Happy

"Do not expect sympathy from thug, the one who kills doesn't cry" Spiritual Kvintet

"The one who plants wind, harvests storm" Czech saying

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

no idea where this is from Confused
Quote:
if God had a wallet then it would have a picture John Lee Hooker in it

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Test your might"

Okay, it's from Mortal Kombat, but hell if it isn't a good quote to live by.
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Master
fooliest baboom


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
there is no "I" in team but there is a 'U' in C nt

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bait_my_hook
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
how do you know so much about the execs in our firm?

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Master
fooliest baboom


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ because they are everywhere. another one which would suit is

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Every one is a c#nt until they prove otherwise



oh and

Quote:
brian is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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bait_my_hook
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
fair point well made

we call them CFEs

(content free executives)

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bait_my_hook
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

to finish off a fun thread, can I give you all one to be very hard thinking of?
Joseph Goebbels wrote:

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
it deeply worries me that this is still so true in 2011
meanwhile baiters bait scammers because we truly care even if nobody else really does, of this we should be proud of our collective here and the vital work that we all do - back to the fight brothers and sisters!! Twisted Evil

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Deacon Blues
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mortal wrote:
Haha all great quotes Entomologist and bait_my_hook

"Our entire childhood we are taught how to speak and how to walk just to be taught to sit down and shut up when we're in school."


FTFY

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when the fear has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear, from the Dune series

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Entomologist
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is one my ol' Dad used to tell me.

" You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

I Googled it to find who the great man behind it was.

Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.


Kenny Rogers sure knew his stuff.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"All food that falls on the floor is mine!
- My dog

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Guess you don't get a chance at the 5 second rule then!

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Quote:
The five-second rule states that food dropped on the ground will not be contaminated with bacteria if it is picked up within five seconds of being dropped.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
there's a topic here? Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"It is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead."
E. W. Dijkstra

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"A bad law that punishes the innocent won't deter the guilty"

how many examples do you want?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's my fav:

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
excellent

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