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Mortal
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Share your favorite quotes Wink

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Mahatma Gandhi

This one is probably most inspiring for me and really fits my pacifist nature. Save for lads, burn 'em all Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doing what we do, we have made several that I like to apply to life also.


"They don't make things i can't do"

"I can't never did sh1t"

"They don't make things big enough to scare me"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a cheesy-ish poem by Edgar Guest:

Quote:
I have to live with myself, and so,
I want to be fit for myself to know;
I want to be able as days go by,
Always to look myself straight in the eye;


The whole poem: http://sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/quotes/myself.htm

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll burn that bridge behind me when I come to it.

Or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. (possibly misheard)

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Favourite quote: "Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see."
J. Michael Strachinsky

Favourite metaquote: "Whatever happened to Ovid? He's John Bartlet's Ibid."
Frank Herbert.

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A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma."
-- The Wizard of Oz, to the Scarecrow

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Will Rogers has been one of my favorites:
Quote:

A fool and his money are soon elected.


Quote:
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Quote:

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.


Quote:

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


Quote:
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Quote:

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated
- Gandhi

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.”


― Frank Zappa

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on." -- one of mr bo's advisors

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^That was a favorite of my beloved uncle and my sons namesake. Very Happy

"Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. "

- Mark Twain

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

May you live in interesting times
-Chinese proverb/curse

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission
-Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it going to kill me? No, then I will give it a try.

And so far that worked out good for me, still alive and a lot of been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Not so good for health, but I haven't reached my expiration date yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Does anyone really know what time it is" -Chicago

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Eagles may soar high, but Weasel's don't get sucked into jet engines'

(Must quote this to one of my lads) Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good. -Gypsy

Remember, when you cheat, you make an EAT Out of C and H -Crow

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It was my love to truth that made me a liar. - Tomas Klus.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"If you must choose between two evils, always pick the one you've never tried before."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"A perfect child? Of course! We have one right here - he's under the coffee table. Ralph, stand up! Play the violin!" - The oh so quotable Frank Zappa

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Bertrand Russell

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooooooohh Mortal,
you had to start this thread. Well if you didn't someone else may have.

I get too involved with quotes. I know so many.
I will restrain myself and add only one. One that i consider pertinent to our "hobby".

Quote:
Choosing the path of least resistance is what makes both rivers and men crooked.

I don't know who said it, Maybe Hill Napoleon.

I am now strapping my hands to the chair arm rests.

Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."

-Mitch Hedberg

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"It wasn't me."

Got me out of a load trouble that.

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