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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:11 pm

Im trying to decide if this lad is onto me and screwing with me or not.. Check this email out

Quote:

Dear XXXXX,

Infact i dont have much to say, but i hopefully know too well that fate has brought us together and you will see how God will come to us lives once this transfer is concluded.

The good great news i am waiting to hear from you dear is that the funds has hit your account before we can both go crazy you just have to keep your mind and pray that God Almighty perfect all the work for us. Sorry to ask you this question what did you eat today before going to work? hope is not funny.....

Yours Faithfully

Its the last bit, what did i have to eat today? Totally out of the blue and its thrown me abit to be honest.

Anyone else ever experienced this and any good recomended comebacks?

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:06 pm

Tell him - in considerable detail - what you had to eat, and then ask him a similar question about his eating habits. Get really interesting about his meals and ask him question and question and question about it, whilst ignoring anything remotely related to his scam. Could be a good way to waste his time and delay the "payment" for a while.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:14 pm

I wonder if its my lad trying to gauge how rich i am in a clever way? (for example, if i replied poached salmon and toasted points or just cereal?)

My character is quite wealthy but recently divorced so obviously suffering some short term financial problems.

Either that or he's screwing with me!!

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:31 pm

Or it just his incredibly clumsy attempt to try and gain your trust by luring you into off topic conversation.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:32 pm

I don't think asking about your breakfast would reveal them too much of your income. Asking if you have gold trimmed iPod, 32" iMac and Porche would be more revealing Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:17 pm

Actually, your breakfast is decided by either your chef or your butler because normally, you are too busy going over the production reports from your diamond mines etc, or too busy going over the latest photo shoot for your new catalogue/magazine cover etc Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 pm

Tell him you had an egg McMuffin lol Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:32 pm

Or you skipped breakfast because you sent him all your available cash. Your fund needs to arrive soon so you can eat again.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Make sure to include a random question of your own.

Does he wipe with his left or right hand?
Does he enjoy picking his nose when no one else is around?
Which Justin Bieber song is his favorite?

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:27 pm

To be honest, this lad is posing as a female widow so as my male divorcee character has been subtly flirting with her for a while now, so ive taken the asking me what i had for breakfast as a sign she wants to sleep with me.

Im having fun with this one guys, might even publish it Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

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ive taken the asking me what i had for breakfast as a sign she wants to sleep with me

Hahaha, a great conclusion. I'm curious about how she'll respond, assuming you've noted this exciting new development in your relationship when you wrote back.

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