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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

A few reasons why we should all look forward to the Zombie Apocalypse:

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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:11 am

I have never thought about Zombies that way. Now I have to see them differently.

Are they good compost too? Shocked

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:35 am

Ooooooo, Is this another PLT?!? Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:52 am

Nooooooooooo, It is a scientific discussion of Zombies. Silly!

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:07 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@Tsnerd you sure zombies don't drive? It's the only explanation I have for some of the behaviour on the roads around here

I suppose we could try and recycle them but if you haven't killed all the bits properly there's a chance you'll find the compost heap has wandered into the garden 2 doors down and is chasing their cat.

Which brings me to something that puzzles me, they're the walking dead right?
So they must reek to high heaven
So how come in the tv and films people dont notice the zombies coming to get them til it's too late? I mean why dont they have a sniffer on patrol to say " it's getting a bit whiffy folks, think we need to move on a bit "

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:20 am

zombies demand goods, just go to an apple store when a new toy is released

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:23 pm

Don't zombies have a history of bits falling off? It'll be a bit of a bugger trying to do your shoe laces up when you've got one arm where it should be, and the other in Llanberis.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:54 pm

Waaaaiiiit a minute...

Zombies are green. Mods are green.

Don't fall for it! It's an evil zombie trap! Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

@Dya (formerly known as Prince...not really, but that does give me an idea...) Laughing

That picture amused me. A lot.

@Paranoid - thank you for trying to keep the topic on topic, I will point out, however, that this thread is really about extreme green Zombie discussions, and therefore very important...I thought that I should mention this, less we get sidetracked.

@Bruce and Jim - granted, some of our fellow Earth citizens exhibit 'zombie-like' behavior, but this doesn't, afterall, make them zombies.

Please keep that in mind or I will be forced to lock the thread and suspend all of you. Evil or Very Mad

...and then dance into the Mod room singing, "I'm a jackboot" and win a gazillion dollars from Luckey....long story, long running <strike>bait</strike> bet.

IG wrote:

It'll be a bit of a bugger trying to do your shoe laces up when you've got one arm where it should be, and the other in Llanberis.

I'm not advocating turning into zombies, just pointing out the benefits of the ZA for the surviors....although if you buy (loot) shoes with Velcro you will never have to tie a shoe lace ever, ever again.

[Evil Mod Jedi Powers]
Don't listen to Cougar. she is confused...there is no evil zombie trap here.
[/Evil Mod Jedi Powers]

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

what about jewishzombies?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:puzzled: Yes?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:56 am

He's thinking of vampires. Laughing

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[Evil Mod Jedi Powers]
Don't listen to Cougar. she is confused...there is no evil zombie trap here.
[/Evil Mod Jedi Powers]

Wow. I'm convinced. Shocked

What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Cougar wrote:

What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?

We'll have to drink wine or beer

or scumble

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:59 pm

^ But, but beer is water based isn't it? I'll stick to the scumble thanks.

God, I can see it now. It'll be like that Alaskan drink with a big toe in it. Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Or there's vodka

Or we could be healthy and drink fruit juice

A silly trivia what's the connection between the walking dead and living in the past

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Cougar wrote:

He's thinking of vampires.

Ah...thank you for clarifying.

Cougar wrote:

Wow. I'm convinced.

Sure, scoff. Laughing

Cougar wrote:

What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?

Are you watching The Walking Dead also?

I don't think this would be an issue as long as they aren't in the well you are using...running streams/rivers would be fine or if there were concerns just boiling the water and adding some chlorine tablets should be fine...or we survivors could consider Nanny's suggestions, although I think being tanked while trying to avoid shambling zombies would be bad, and probably necessitate public service announcements like, "Don't drink and flee" or "A drunk survivor is a dead survivor".

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:37 pm

Or just 'Dead. Drunk.'

I too would advocate limiting alcohol cosumption. With dwindling reserves of petrol earmarked for use with combustion driven vehicles enabling mass transportation away from the shambling hordes, I would suggest reserving alcohol for those melee situations where a flammable agent is required. Excellent for subduing the hordes and lighting the bonfire.

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Are you watching The Walking Dead also?

Never seen it! But I hear good reports.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:53 pm

^^ it's a really good series, I just don't see it having much future, there is a very limited amount of plot lines in a zombie apocalypse

who else thought that the way the little girl got lost was just retarded?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

It is a surprisingly good series - I was leery at first because I thought it might have needless gore, so I didn't start watching it until season 2.

I'm hopeful for longevity - the comic series has lasted several years, apparently.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Yeah , I thought wee Sophia going missing was not very plausible, but then again is a herd of zombies walking through a traffic jam very plausible?

I'd like to know more about the biology and biochemistry of a zombie.
Could it be that if all they eat is meat they are lacking in nutrients? Could they be cured by feeding them broccoli or brussell sprouts?

triva answer btw is Rick in the Walking Dead is Andrew Lincoln who is married to Gael Anderson whos dad Ian played ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYqcVKwRjlM&feature=related

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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Could they be cured by feeding them...brussell sprouts?

Nobody can be cured by eating those...more like poisoned. Don't you know that sprouts are evil??

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:58 pm

Nanny Ogg wrote:

Yeah , I thought wee Sophia going missing was not very plausible, but then again is a herd of zombies walking through a traffic jam very plausible?

Right? Why doesn't anyone else run to help her? They can't have gone too far, these are slow zombies...

And why does rick have to distract them? Why not kill them right away?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Yeah Rick said he couldn't take 2 zombies on at once then later hid behind a tree to do just that!
( at lot of this is fresh in my mind as I watched all the episodes together yesterday )

Sprouts are the root of evil
or at least the bud

Bet a sprout in a catapult would do some damage to a zombie though

yeah kill or cure

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:18 pm

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Don't you know that sprouts are evil??

Obviously. They're GREEN. Like zombies. And mods. Razz

Nanny, if you want to feed zombies cruciferous vegetables be my guest. Just make sure the rest of us are standing a loooong way away. The after-effects from the living are bad enough, the wind from a zombie must be rancid. Like blocked sewers on a hot day in Hades. :yikes: