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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A few reasons why we should all look forward to the Zombie Apocalypse:

    Zombies are bio-degradable. When we, the survivors of the ZA, have to take them out we won’t have to waste time disposing of the bodies. This is clearly a plus.

    Zombies are not greedy, gluttonous product consumers. They will neither demand nor require goods. This will allow Mother Earth to heal her depleted ozone layer, stop harmful fluorocarbon emissions from production factories and, good news for us, provide more for less. The survivors won’t have to squabble amongst ourselves for necessary goods and, in between evading shambling, zombie hoards, can all gather peacefully and sing Kum-bai-Ya around the camp fires.

    Zombies do not drive cars and mostly shamble. This is not only good for the environment but also will provide us with the opportunity to be more healthy. After all, if being shambled after, we will be able to skip, run or ride a bike out of danger while also getting a cardio workout at the same time.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have never thought about Zombies that way. Now I have to see them differently.

Are they good compost too? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooooooo, Is this another PLT?!? Laughing



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nooooooooooo, It is a scientific discussion of Zombies. Silly!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tsnerd you sure zombies don't drive? It's the only explanation I have for some of the behaviour on the roads around here



I suppose we could try and recycle them but if you haven't killed all the bits properly there's a chance you'll find the compost heap has wandered into the garden 2 doors down and is chasing their cat.

Which brings me to something that puzzles me, they're the walking dead right?
So they must reek to high heaven
So how come in the tv and films people dont notice the zombies coming to get them til it's too late? I mean why dont they have a sniffer on patrol to say " it's getting a bit whiffy folks, think we need to move on a bit "

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

zombies demand goods, just go to an apple store when a new toy is released

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't zombies have a history of bits falling off? It'll be a bit of a bugger trying to do your shoe laces up when you've got one arm where it should be, and the other in Llanberis.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Waaaaiiiit a minute...

Zombies are green. Mods are green.

Don't fall for it! It's an evil zombie trap! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dya (formerly known as Prince...not really, but that does give me an idea...) Laughing That picture amused me. A lot.

@Paranoid - thank you for trying to keep the topic on topic, I will point out, however, that this thread is really about extreme green Zombie discussions, and therefore very important...I thought that I should mention this, less we get sidetracked.

@Bruce and Jim - granted, some of our fellow Earth citizens exhibit 'zombie-like' behavior, but this doesn't, afterall, make them zombies.

Please keep that in mind or I will be forced to lock the thread and suspend all of you. Evil or Very Mad ...and then dance into the Mod room singing, "I'm a jackboot" and win a gazillion dollars from Luckey....long story, long running <strike>bait</strike> bet.

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It'll be a bit of a bugger trying to do your shoe laces up when you've got one arm where it should be, and the other in Llanberis.


I'm not advocating turning into zombies, just pointing out the benefits of the ZA for the surviors....although if you buy (loot) shoes with Velcro you will never have to tie a shoe lace ever, ever again.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

what about jewishzombies?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

:puzzled: Yes?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He's thinking of vampires. Laughing

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Wow. I'm convinced. Shocked Rolling Eyes

What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougar wrote:


What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?


We'll have to drink wine or beer



or scumble

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ But, but beer is water based isn't it? I'll stick to the scumble thanks.

God, I can see it now. It'll be like that Alaskan drink with a big toe in it. Shocked puke

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or there's vodka

Or we could be healthy and drink fruit juice




A silly trivia what's the connection between the walking dead and living in the past

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougar wrote:
He's thinking of vampires.


Ah...thank you for clarifying.

Cougar wrote:
Wow. I'm convinced.


Sure, scoff. Laughing

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What happens when all the diseased, rotting body parts end up in the water supply?


Are you watching The Walking Dead also?

I don't think this would be an issue as long as they aren't in the well you are using...running streams/rivers would be fine or if there were concerns just boiling the water and adding some chlorine tablets should be fine...or we survivors could consider Nanny's suggestions, although I think being tanked while trying to avoid shambling zombies would be bad, and probably necessitate public service announcements like, "Don't drink and flee" or "A drunk survivor is a dead survivor".

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or just 'Dead. Drunk.'

I too would advocate limiting alcohol cosumption. With dwindling reserves of petrol earmarked for use with combustion driven vehicles enabling mass transportation away from the shambling hordes, I would suggest reserving alcohol for those melee situations where a flammable agent is required. Excellent for subduing the hordes and lighting the bonfire.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ it's a really good series, I just don't see it having much future, there is a very limited amount of plot lines in a zombie apocalypse

who else thought that the way the little girl got lost was just retarded?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It is a surprisingly good series - I was leery at first because I thought it might have needless gore, so I didn't start watching it until season 2.

I'm hopeful for longevity - the comic series has lasted several years, apparently.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah , I thought wee Sophia going missing was not very plausible, but then again is a herd of zombies walking through a traffic jam very plausible?


I'd like to know more about the biology and biochemistry of a zombie.
Could it be that if all they eat is meat they are lacking in nutrients? Could they be cured by feeding them broccoli or brussell sprouts?


triva answer btw is Rick in the Walking Dead is Andrew Lincoln who is married to Gael Anderson whos dad Ian played ...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Nobody can be cured by eating those...more like poisoned. Don't you know that sprouts are evil??

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:
Yeah , I thought wee Sophia going missing was not very plausible, but then again is a herd of zombies walking through a traffic jam very plausible?



Right? Why doesn't anyone else run to help her? They can't have gone too far, these are slow zombies...

And why does rick have to distract them? Why not kill them right away?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah Rick said he couldn't take 2 zombies on at once then later hid behind a tree to do just that!
( at lot of this is fresh in my mind as I watched all the episodes together yesterday )



Sprouts are the root of evil
or at least the bud


Bet a sprout in a catapult would do some damage to a zombie though

yeah kill or cure

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Obviously. They're GREEN. Like zombies. And mods. Razz

Nanny, if you want to feed zombies cruciferous vegetables be my guest. Just make sure the rest of us are standing a loooong way away. The after-effects from the living are bad enough, the wind from a zombie must be rancid. Like blocked sewers on a hot day in Hades. :yikes:

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