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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:55 pm

I get this e mail. Hmmmm, sounds legit to me! I hope it's 100% risk free.

Dear Sir,

I am MARY jackson bolkiah ,A 34 years old widow and the only
surviving
wife of prince Jefri Bolkiah,Ex-finance minister of Brunie, the tiny
oil-rich
Gulf Island of Borneo,My quest and desires was moltivated with the
facts
that my testimonies is not unfamiliar with the brunei international
media
whom enjoyed fabricating fallacious scandals against my late Husband.

I will save more time by articulating the amplicity of damage spear
headed
by the Sultan over my late husband,which has already been disseminated
by the international media during the controversial dispute between my
late husband and the sultan Sheik Muda barried jackson Bolkiah of Brunei,whom
you may know from the international media falsefully accused my late
husband
of financial mismanagement and improperity of $1 billion

This was as a result of the asian financial crisis that made my late
husband's
company Amedeo Development plc and government owned Brunei investment
company
to be decleared bankrupt during his tenure as a senior member of the
asian-Gulf
exchange comittee.

How ever my late husband was kept under house arrest ,his bank
accounts
and private properties including a newly aqcuired license for crude
oil
exporting were later confiscated by the sultanate.

Futhermore during this unfortunate period,I was adviced to evacuate my
residence for United Arab Emirates were i could take a refuge in order
to prevent further prosecution from the sultanate and his security
operatives,
but before i could do that i was arrested and placed under house
arrest
by the sultan and not givng the priveledge to access any communication
except an old pentium 4 computer.
Though most of the guards here are still loyal and would be glad to
recieve
a call on my behalf should the need arise,But before my arrest i made
consultations
with Waheed Al-shalankany Law chamber in United arab Emirates who
assisted
me in shipping down some of my properties worth over fourty six
Million
five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($46,500,000.00)under
special
arrangements with Customs volt company in Dubai.The properties which i
deposited in each of the three trunk boxes are as follows , 52kg raw
gold,
15kg pink and white diamonds and a total of $30M in a trunk box.

Hence i seek your good assistance in retreiving my consignment from
the
costoms volt company as all documents relating to these transaction
are
in custody of Waheed Al-shalakany Law chambers in Dubai.

If you are fully intrested and competent enough to handle a
transaction
of these magnitude kindly get back to me for the more informations
regarding
the transaction.

Kindly note that no terms of compensiation has been discussed yet.

Wa-sallam ,email at [email protected]

Best wishes,
MARY jackson Bolkiah

I send off a reply. I sure would like to help her! After all, I am a very well-regarded Proctologist, not to mention also being a reverend..

Dear Mary,

Perhaps it was Jesus or Muhammed's (peace be upon them both) hands
which guided your letter to my humble abode. A transaction like this
must surely benefit two good soldiers of the Lord as you and I.
Well my friend I am the Reverend Dr. Hugh G. Rection. I am a physician
as well as a Reverend. I am blessed with being the Supervising
Physician of the NY Gastroentereological Group, as well as the first
Reverend Of the Holy Twine of Christ as told by the Prophet Zetty. My
Venerable Church is interested in expanding our business and
Ministries in foreign countries.
Please tell me what I can do to help you.

Yours in the hands of Zetty and the Lord,
Rev. Dr. Hugh G. Rection, M.D.,Phd.
Ny Gastroentereological Group
Church of Zetty Twine
"Hugh G Rection for your body and soul"

Well, I shall anxiously await her response. To be continued?

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:03 am

oh goody! A reply from miss mugu:

Asallam Alaikum
Rev. Dr.Rection,

I am very happy to read from you regarding your faith in the muslim/christain religion.I am a devoted christain mother married to the muslim religion.I am sure you are well informed of the brunei crises between my late husband and the sultan of brunei.

That is aside the reasons why i contacted you,I am a woman in distress who is in dear need of help by a christian brother like yourself.

During the days of crises between my late husband and his step brother,I made a cash deposit of 52kg raw gold, 15kg pink and white diamonds and a total of $30M in a trunk box through a legal institution in Dubai-United Arab Emirates.

I have had series of withdrawal confirmation letters from the United Arab Emirates Customs volt company where my properties was deposited for a two years period,Stating that the period "2nd september 2002 till 2nd september 2004 " which the properties was deposited is due
for claim.

Before we proceed further, i need the following questions to be answered so as to have a good insight of what you are capable at.

If you are previledge to bank the funds after claim what would you
invest in?

If you are demanded to travel to United arab emirates to sign the release papers for the retrieval of my properties,what would be your response.

If your answer is yes to both questions,I will forward a letter to the customs volt company and the legal institution to disclose
very vital informations regarding these transaction.

Kindly get back.

Wa-sallam
Mary j.Bolkiah

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:44 am

I reply to the hot 34 year old widow:

Hullo Mary ,

Well this sure is my lucky day and God surely smiles upon me from
above. I received your letter and I must say it was quite wonderful to
hear from you. Just imagine, here I am in New York, sitting in my
air-conditioned office, my beautiful maid just finished servicing me,
and now I am drinking a cocktail and smoking a cigarette and I feel a
bit spent! And there YOU are far away, in dire need of help, and God
tells me that I must help a dear woman in distress. And I shall! You
have my word of honor that I shall endeavour to persevere and we will
fight the forces of evil which seem to be oppressing you!

Well, my specialty is investing in land and real estate, and my church
owns many acres in upper New York and we also own a building in
Spanish Harlem.

Don't worry, we'll get your money for you, and you will live in luxury
as you deserve. Can you get a Visa? Perhaps you can visit my office,
I'll pay for your ticket, and you can stay in my villa. Or, if you
prefer, I could come to your place, or send my secretary, and do
business that way? Holler back.

Yours in Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Dr Hugh

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:03 pm

MARY HOLLERS BACK:

Dear Rev Dr Hugh,

Thank you very much for the mail.I am happy you wrote back and assured me of assisting me in claimming my properties in Dubai.

I will forward a mail now to the legal institution handling the transaction.

Wa-sallam
Mary j.Bolkiah

To be continued...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:48 pm

Hmmm, this jack-knob hasn't written me back in a few days....so the jig may be up with this bait. Oh well, ya win some, ya lose some.

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