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scott reynolds
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 53
Location: Washington, D.C.
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Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:37 pm |
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In the midst of the recent massbait, I happened to watch Full Metal Jacket. I decided to send a form for my mugu to fill out. He hasn't answered yet, but seems a little miffed at the nature of the questions
Mr. Tchidi:
I am Sergeant Hartman, security director for St. Margaret Church. I am
here to assess whether your colleague, Mr. Uchenna, is trustworthy
enough to receive this all-important transfer from our beloved church.
Please have him answer the following questions to help us make our
assessment:
1. What's your name, scumbag?
2. Do you like that name?
3. That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
4. What's your excuse?
5. From now on you will address me only when spoken to, and the first
and last words out of your filthy sewer will be 'SIR.' Is that
understood?
6. Did your parents ever have any children that lived?
7. What's your wife's name, fatbody?
8. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your
momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the floor! Please comment.
Please have Mr. Uchenna answer the questions and submit his answers to
me directly.
Sincerely,
Sergeant Hartman
Security Director
St. Margaret Church
I'll let you know when the answers come through. |
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"let me tell you that this is a real offer and not a stinking pile of shit as you called it." - M0hammed Yaya
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"As a business man and an experience banker I cannot be an old cow and be milking milk." - Le0 Echendu
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ASH HOLE" |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Joined: 02 May 2004
Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:58 pm |
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Bravo!! That was great! I can envision a few variations of this concept. |
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Mike Anderson
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 91
Location: The Scambaiting Office
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:11 pm |
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Very funny! Will he get mad?  |
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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Joined: 02 May 2004
Posts: 996
Location: Rectum area
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Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:58 am |
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How tall are you private?? hahahahah |
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AKA Mugu named Tony Ovie |
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lakenfire
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Sep 2004
Posts: 18
Location: hell
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:41 pm |
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lol, im going to try a variation of that, and see what i get back |
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