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 Extracting a little lad pain on a Friday afternoon

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The weekend is coming up and the lads really, really want you to pay up before the Westy closes on a Friday afternoon.

One of my lads, after a couple of weeks of me pestering him for an invoice comes up with the Hall of Same candidate goods and not two, three but four "hurry up and pay" emails in the space of a few minutes...

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Dear
congratulation here is the invoce and my passport and repcite So my dear brother I will advice you now to go on and make the payment evryy arrangement has been put in place as soon as you send your fund will get to you without any delay

With my best regard I look forward hearing from you soon you receive this mail.


He really, really wants his money so he can show off to his friends this weekend, so...

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Thanks for arranging that Chucky.

I'm a bit busy at the moment so I'll take a look at the documentation shortly and get back to you.


Simple, yet so much pain Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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here is the invoce and my passport and repcite

Recipe? Your lad is sending you cooking recipes? That must be a Hall of Fame object (if it's a good recipe, that is)!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think your lad and my lad are related somehow. He's having that weekend pain also.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol weekend pain a new phenomenal Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, setting up weekend pain.
I like to start on the Thursday, setting up a scenario for bitter disappointment around 6ish on the Friday afternoon.
Still, it's all good.
The important part is the pain.
And knocking back a Zubrowka after hitting the 'send' button.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is Zubrowka good? It's Bison Vodka right? From what country is it from?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Poland. Looks like good stuff.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

EU321 wrote:
Is Zubrowka good? It's Bison Vodka right? From what country is it from?


Those are interesting questions, EU321.
But definitely OT.
Centre on lad pain, darling, centre on lad pain.
Most damage with least effort.
And as Sunshine so rightly says, Friday is the best day to maximise the pain caused in ladland.

But to answer your questions.
Yes. Yes. Poland (ninja'd by nailgunner, I see)
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems like only yesterday (actually 2002) I was sat in a Vodka Bar in Kazimierz Dolny, drinking Zubrowka straight from the freezer, in chilled glasses, getting drunk from the legs up.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Friday is the best day to maximise the pain caused in ladland.
I had the "company" crying yesterday. Today the Colonel seems to be short on patience/fundage!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad:

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i want you to make the
payment quickly so that you can get your fund before thursday or
friday.


Must be the weekend lad pain phenomenal, when is the best time to chop? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

If I delay payment on Fridays I always like to start my lad's week on a happy note. Usually the note goes "Hello lad, I have just made the payment to your assistant Mr Gomer as you requested"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Yes.
Monday is perfect to introduce the next level of lad pain.
They've had the weekend to bite their nails and endure the gibes of their mates and family about the delayed payment and hopefully cancelled partying whilst waiting for their local Westie to open on the Monday.
That perky little message that arrives (noonish?) not only rounds off the preceding level of lad pain nicely but segues gently into the week's ah activity.

@Monsignor- You never really forget sessions like that!
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