Hubble Telescopes At Bargain Prices

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:31 am

Lads lie. That was one of the first rules I learnt in the stickies and general posts of this forum. Smile

I am baiting a phone lad. I want to make it clear that although this is a phone lad I have posted here becuase the theme is the outrageous lies that lads tell. I wanted to make it obvious that he is a scammer by asking the lad the relevant question and here is part of his reply:

Quote:

No who told you we don't have is just that majority of our customers don't like Buying it so much..

We can supply you a Hubble Space telescope..
So all you need to do now is just for to get back to with your final decision on this business if you will like to buy the Phones including the Hubble Space telescope..

I await to hear from you soon..

The Hubble belongs to NASA and weighs over 11 tons. It is in low Earth orbit at 347miles. traveling at near five miles per second.

It does send us some amazing images.
This lad(idiot) will be shut down in due course.

Cheers Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:05 am

You're missing out! Everybody needs a low orbital telescope! Get yours today! Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:28 am

I also have a bridge for sale...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

This lad is a fool and is intentionally setting you up for disappointment. If he were truly knowledgeable with regard to telescopes of that nature, he'd insist on selling you two of them. After all, you never know when you may need spare parts.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:32 am

That's brilliant. If you can get an email out of him (not sure how possible that is) there is quite a market for Hubble Telescopes on the street I live on, and we should be able to do some business.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:23 am

How much is he asking for one? Does it include setup, or are destination and delivery charges extra?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:28 am

^^^ Just waiting on getting that info. Its still very early in Lad Land.
But I assume it is free delivery.
I will post the price details when he mails it. Then I have enough to shut him down and his piggy.

Cheers

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:44 am

Ask him for a photo of this giant asteroid as proof it works.

It'll be passing us at a distance closer than the Moon sometime today.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:40 pm

That looks to me as if he's been de-educated, so don't ruin it. I can't believe that's his own work.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:30 pm

Ask him if you can get a space shuttle with it. After all, how else are you going to deploy it? And I hear there are several shuttles for sale these days...

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:03 pm

Hilarious! Can you take my family photo when you get it? We're very large...

Have fun shutting him down, Entomologist! Welcome newer members, and see this link on why we shut down phonelad email addresses.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:03 pm

Doctor Seviche wrote:

I also have a bridge for sale...

Is that mail order bridge?
Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:50 pm

Hi All,
I nearly fell off my chair laughing at some of those comments.

I think the lad (moron) does not know what the Hubble actually is.
I'm trying to get as many details as I can of his. I think I shut his site down last week by another character. He is trying to convince me that he has a website under construction. Smile

www.simplywireless.com

Stop the Presses:
Just arrived and his bargain price. wow

Hello

Thanks for accepting our company as your supplier.

as i said earlier the total price price for the phone is 14 Units Nokia N9.........$3500

So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd..

So the total cost of all the items you are buying from our company is 4,500usd including the delivery to your company..

So kindly get back to us with your full companies address where you would like the items to be delivered to okay..

Await to hear from you..

Thanks,
Sales Manager,

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:41 am

WHAT!! $1,000 for your very own Hubble Telescope! That is what pisses me off about technology if your the first jackass to buy it you get screwed. Incase your wondering the Hubble program cost $1.5 billion...

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:04 am

I suppose NASA is on lean times what with the budget cuts and all...

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:32 am

SALE --- HUBBLE TELESCOPES --- SALE

Ever wanted to see the flag on the moon?
Ever wondered what its like on Jupiter's Moon Io? ( http://nineplanets.org/io.html )
Ever seen far away galaxies?

Buy a Hubble Telescope now while they last. You can stop wanting or wondering and see for yourself.

At crazy prices $2000 per unit while stocks (or lad) lasts.

(I want to profit out of this too.)

Free delivery.

Just waiting on the lad's reply. I'll get his piggy, email and maybe the site shut down.

Cheers

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:09 pm

Entomologist wrote:

SALE --- HUBBLE TELESCOPES --- SALE
--- snip ---
At crazy prices $2000 per unit while stocks (or lad) lasts.
(I want to profit out of this too.)
Free delivery.
Just waiting on the lad's reply. I'll get his piggy, email and maybe the site shut down.Cheers

Wow, send one my way right away. To think of it, I think I'll take two!

And please send me a picture of the package as you deliver it to the post office!

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:43 am

Let me guess, NASA now accepts Western Union? For those prices what would a LEO constellation cost me? Oh wait a minute this wouldn't be for Gadaffi's Hubble being smuggled out of Tripoli in shipping crates LOL

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:57 pm

ask him if he could throw the LHC in the deal

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:30 pm

The Comments are great. Laughing

Lad has a London piggy account.
More work for Alan.

Cheers

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:13 am

Just in case anyone was wondering.

This phone lad claiming to have a Hubble. His email acc is shut down and his Alan has the bank acc details. Still working on his website. But that is not so significant yet. He claims it to be under construction.

Cheers

PS Who said they have a bridge for sale?

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:50 pm

Our mysterious Alan responded to my email:

Quote:

I want a Hubble Space Telescope too.!! Are they small enough to travel by post?

It is such a shame to have lost the Hubble Lad. Being a phone lad I had to shut him down. He displayed so much potential.

Cheers

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