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 Tosser 0gugu0, 6 years and a month, now Reverse Next of Kin

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Been baiting Tosser 0gugu0 for 6 years and a month, and thought I'd finally lost him...

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My Dear Brother
Forget about this.I have had enough of them
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I go for the "reverse next of kin" modality that worked so well with "Edward Smith" a few years back...



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Dear Tosser,

You will be aware that ELDER **** died a few days ago and his will was read at the council of high ELDERS last evening.

Although as an ELDER our beloved majesty Elder **** had a sworn vow of poverty, he had assets in the Uniteed Kingdom
from members of his family which he was forbidden to access while he was alive.

You, Tosser 0gugu0 Nw0su of 0uagad0ug0u, Burkina Faso, are named as a beneficiary to 44,000 UK pounds on condition
that your chapel funding has not yet been granted. It seems our beloved majesty and ELDER ***** was determined that your
chapel should go ahead in the event of his death. The wording of his will mentions the obstacles your chapel project had
encountered and his bitter disappointment that despite all his efforts, your blunders, mistakes and other problems had prevented its success
during his lifetime.

It appears he knew he was about to die when he was sent to Syria, since this entry was made to his will the evening before he
departed to that country.

We now need to discuss how you will collect your funds.

The Lawyer in charge of the estate is ***********, a great and respected legal practitioner.

If you decide not to receive the inheritance, you should let me know in writing within one (1) month from the date of this communication.
ELDER *****'s will stipulates that if you have already received your chapel funding or did not wish to receive this money, it should be
used to fund another project in Ghana which we have received an application for.

Remain twatted in the bollocks,

Sister *****

21st October 2011
12:30 UTC


BINGO!

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Dear Sister ******

I was really shocked reading from you the sudden and shock demise of my spiritual father His Majesty *****who wanted to see that our chapeel was built here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

I was really in sorrow after reading your mail and i am succintly praying that his gentle soul repose in perfect peace in The Lord in Heaven.

I equally send my hearfelt greetings of sorrow to all members elders and high elders of the brotherhood upon the sudden death of His Majesty Elder *******.

It was his dreams that the chapel be built in Ouagadougou but all sorts of problems manifested on the way and it could not be realised before his departure to mother eath

Onc again May his humble and gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

Convey my hearthfelt sorrow to all members of the brotherhood.

With the WILL of Elder *****bearing my name,i will gladly like to collect the will where i was mentioned.

I will like you to furnish me with the modalities on how i may reach the lawyer Mr *******in respect to this matter or whoever will handle the disposal of the Will.

I wish to hear from you as soon as possible

Thanks
0GUGU0 NW0SU



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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bow_down Six years! That must be a record. I can't wait to see what more agony you have in store for this eminent T0sser.

Remain shagged.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Truly inspirational!! bow_down bow_down bow_down

I personally believe the word 'epic' is overused on this forum in describing baits -- to the extent that I think it has lost real meaning. But there is no better word for a 6+ year bait -- epic!!

Congrats, PDS! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks JF and Dora, not sure if it's a record. This bait's been active, but I admit to breaks of a couple weeks here and there with no emails from me.

I doubt I'll get him to Singapore, but I'll aim high. It was a real effort to get him to Mali.

His emails haven't been making it to the Barrister's box, I think the idiot has the addy wrong, they aren't in the spam folder.

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Dear Sister B*****
Why you dont want to reply to my mail in respect to the demise of Elder **** which i have duely replied you

Please i am waiting to hear from you in respect to the reply i gave you regarding the Will
Thanks

Tosser 0guguo Nw0su



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Dear Tosser,

There's no need to adopt a pissy attitude with me. I do not spend every day waiting by the computer for correspondence
from one particular person, I have other duties to attend. That may surprise you, since you clearly spend all of your days sat on your behind at a computer while your brethren work hard at missions in Syria.

You may contact the Lawyer, ******, at [email protected]

He is dealing with ELDER *****'s estate.

Remain bathed in the radiant excretia of puck and shagged heftily in the chuff.

Sister *******



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Dear Sister *****
HOW ARE YOU TODAY,hOPE FINE AND BLESSFUL.
SORRY IF I USED ANY WORD THAT SEEMED TO OFFEND YOU OR EMBARRAS YOU.

I HAVE WRITTEN TO BARRISTER ******* AND I AM YET TO HEAR A WORD FROM HIM.
SO I WANT TO INFORM YOU OF THE SITUATION AT HAND RIGHT NOW WHILE I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU

THANKS
TOSSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Tosser' still about? Incredible!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahahahahaha!!!
I'm happy to hear that Tosser 0guguo Nw0su is still on the hook! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Truly a "Lad for Life". Poor bastard still hasn't a clue. clapping clapping clapping

(BTW, you need to update your Tosser's sand timer!)

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations on six years of writing those beautiful sign-offs!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is amazing! Congrats! Just so you know, Ed was the bait that got me hooked, and I watched him go to Singapore, right here, live. So I have you to blame for my hobby.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

:sigh: I miss Ed. All credit goes to PSD for that truly epic (the right word, Dora!) bait, but I sure enjoyed playing a small part. I still have the actual physical 50 page visa form that he filled out and sent me by Fedex at a cost of over $100. It is unbelievably hilarious reading. I wonder what he's up to today? That was a lad who went through the worst hell imaginable.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had hoped he would make it to Bermuda, or the Bahamas. I forget where Ed was being pointed, but I was soooooo into that bait!

Edited to add: bow_down bow_down bow_down bow_down bow_down

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PsycheDelia_Smith,

Would you please post a link to the bait? Very Happy

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here you go, Dya, but be prepared: it's 96 pages of pure lad agony. The very first gold pith award, if I remember correctly.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482
I see Juan beat me to it!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks! I see I'll be up late for the next few days! Very Happy

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write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent job of hooking and baiting!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, I'll post updates as soon as 0gugu0 is off to get his inheritance or anything else happens. He, like Ed, gets a bit tedious at times. It'll be a while before he's persuaded to stand up and walk somewhere.

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:
:sigh: I miss Ed. All credit goes to PSD for that truly epic (the right word, Dora!) bait...

You're right Juan; Ed was epic too! I think that thread ended just before I joined and I spent many a long day (and night) reading it. I'll never forget there was a character that was killed by prairie dogs? The craziness of that bait! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, I remember. My main character, Jack Pott, died and his daughter and heiress, Honey, emailed Ed, who soon went for the love scam angle, as lads will. They were soon engaged and that's when she overturned her sports car in the desert and got nibbled to death by prairie dogs.

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Mr Mugu put in a lot of time and effort with Ed. His actually getting up and going to Singapore came like a bolt out of the blue, even though we'd been aiming for just that, we were at the point of accepting he'd never do it. Then off he went. Other baiters here helped make the trip to Singapore a lot of fun for us all too, with phone calls and input. I'd like to repeat that with 0guguo. He's invested a hell of a lot, so who knows. Very Happy

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, I am very curious. Have you been baiting this lad for that long on one continuous bait? Or have you been renewing your subscription to his stupidity by starting up contact with him from a new account once a bait comes to an end?

If it's one long bait, I would love to learn more about what you do to keep a lad on the hook that long.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You go with the flow. It's been one long bait, and I only singled him out because he gave my baiting character a lot of verbal abuse. So, the tried and trusted Church Bait modality was employed. He applied for funding for a chapel. His attempts to get this funding is what's kept it going, and as others have said many times, it's the investment effect. Like a victim, once a lad's invested a good deal of time and money, he can't pull out. I have hundreds of pics of Oguguo, and countless pages of forms completed in ink. He brought his whole village in for photo shoots of daft ceremonies. He has to keep going, to save face.

The trick is to start small with demands and work up. It's helpful to bring in as many characters as you can, as far as I'm concerned. Give him a tangible but confusing structure. My church is a nightmare of bureaucracy, modelled on real-life ones like the Inland Revenue. Every form goes to a different department, every query to a different office. Tiny mistakes are picked up on. It's always his fault he can't get to his funds, and when he screws up, another character comes in to help him pick up the pieces. The previous one gives up on him, or dies.

His funds have been chopped by another, fake lad at least 3 times now.

There's no shortcut. Get the lad to invest.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One long bait. That is incredible. bow_down

I'm just starting to read the thread linked earlier to see some of the pain the lad experienced. So far very good stuff. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow 6 years! That is an amazing accomplishment PDS!

LMAO at "Tragic end" for Pie Heiress.. What a way to go being nibbled to death by prarie dogs..

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ed? <sputters> Did you seriously just reference THE infamous Ed? I had nearly forgotten about him. Jalapenos & toothpaste anyone? Hehehe... what ever happened to him, anyway?

And now back to the topic at hand... I can't wait to see how this bait unfolds. The idea of reverse-baiting a lad with their own modalities is particularly hilarious.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Once he realised he'd been pwned, Ed refused to answer emails or phone calls,and changed his sim card. Eliza called him a few times to taunt him, but he just refused to speak. Shame.


The Tosser bait is on again though....

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Respected Hon Barrister ***** **********

I am Tosser 0gugu0 Nw0su of the br0therhood of t0ssers here in ouagadougou burkina faso west Africa.
I was introduced to you by Sister **** **** of the Brotherhood of slappers as the advocate of the late His Majesty Elder **** ****.

Sistyer **** made me to understand that i was mentioned in the Holy WILL of His majesty Elder **** **** and asked me to contact you on the modalities of collecting the 44,0000 pounds stereling willed in my name as a beneficiary.

This is why i am writing to you to ascertain the modalities to receive the aforementioned willed sum of money in my favour.

Remain Shagged In The Lord

Waiting to hear from you.

Thanks
T0SSER 0GUGUO NW0SU

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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