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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:16 am |
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419eater NOVEMBER COMPETITION!
419eater is pleased to announce the ‘Name your Favourite Sig Line’ contest! The Rules are simple:
1. Look around at other Baiters’ sig line quotes and find your favourite one. You may post just once in this Thread with your favourite sig line (not your own!) and the Baiter’s name, eg:
‘I vote for BaiterX’s sig line- "YOU ARE A DUMB IDIOT MAGA.” by Mr. Scamming Lad’
You get the idea...
2. On 14 Nov 11, the competition closes and the Baiter with the most votes wins. It doesn’t matter whether different sig lines from the same Baiter are voted for; it’s the Baiter with the most votes that wins.
3. The Winner receives a 419eater 12 Month Premium Membership. If the Winner is already a Premium Member, they may donate it to any deserving (non-Premium) Member of their choice, or alternatively donate it to 419eater coffers.
There are some hilarious sig lines on the site and reading your posts should prove a lot of fun!
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:24 am |
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I vote for IM_Dumm - "THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY.” Mr. Yuguda Yuguda |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:29 am |
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I vote for Juan Freizwidatt for his sig line:
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID" |
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_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:44 am |
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I'll put in my vote for Bo's
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YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE |
Makes me laugh every time I see it. |
_________________ THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Where all the cool kids are.</a>
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:44 am |
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Sadly, Jojobean made himself a loser when he took "YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS" from his sig. So my vote is also for Juan's "daughter of mermaid" sig line. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:24 am |
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My vote goes to windypops' "No amount of semen will save this situation" line. I giggle every time I see it. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:08 am |
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+1 For windypops "No amount of semen will save this situation" |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:15 am |
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I vote for bobdemol "LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR."
Still makes me giggle even after all this time and I can't really explain why. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:01 pm |
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Well, my vote is for BearSeason's lad(ette?), Rechel:
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i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me |
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:25 pm |
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My vote goes to Jim Morrison for:-
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Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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_________________ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Winner: 2012
Winner: 2013 |
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Hugh
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Sep 2011
Posts: 43
Location: Where engineering meets Bratwurst and a shit-ton of Schokolade
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:51 pm |
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One vote for windypops' "No amount of semen will save this situation". |
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YOU ARE A BLOODILY STUPID ,YOU WILL NOT BE REASONABLE IN LIFE- Philip K@lu |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:37 pm |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:43 pm |
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I cannot remember whose siggy it is, the one with the goats and the latrine? The explanation was pretty funny, too!
EDIT: Nevermind, it was Bo's:
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You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer |
Vote cast for Bo! |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:58 pm |
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I vote for Yastreb's irrelevant unknown paraboloid. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
×163
×186
Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:52 am |
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^^^ Could you quote it, please? Thanks. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:22 pm |
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Just noticed this. I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition. The full quote from young Sanny was: “No amount of semen donation will save this situation.”
Some years back I took a long break from baiting and deleted my profile and sig because I wasn't sure if I would be back. When I did return, I thought the sig needed to be reinstated, but completely forgot the “donation” bit. Having since checked, it shows up if you do a forum search on a similar topic.
I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out. If Rover decides to leave me in and I win, I'll put it back the way it was meant to be for posterities sake. I just want to be fair.
For what it's worth, I think the full original quote is even funnier than my bowdlerised version. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:58 pm |
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Oh, there's so many good ones to choose from, but I'm going to have to go for this one from Sunshine's sig:
"AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL"
Honorable mentions:
YeaWhatever: "I just want to know why." (Safari to Chad)
The Monsignor: "THERE WERE MUCH MOSQUITO BITE IN THAT HOTEL"
Juan Freizwidatt: "you all have ruin me and keep me in so much dept i dont know how could i explain all this shit" |
_________________ x25
"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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Rooted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 353
Location: Beyond the black stump
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:59 pm |
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My vote to windypops 'no amount of semen', always wondered what the full context on of the sig line was though. |
_________________
Become a GOLD DIGGER
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x1
I thank you for your mail and wish to inform you that I mate with the lawyer this afternoon...
PAY YOUR BILL PAY YOUR BILL.OR STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. BARRISTER S ZUMA ESQ.
How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
... you are a joker a deciever and also a liar ...
New User's FAQ |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:15 pm |
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Rooted wrote: |
always wondered what the full context on of the sig line was though. |
Na dey necro! Oooooooo!
Third from last. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Gatehouse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Oct 2011
Posts: 22
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:25 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
Just noticed this. I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition. The full quote from young Sanny was: “No amount of semen donation will save this situation.”
Some years back I took a long break from baiting and deleted my profile and sig because I wasn't sure if I would be back. When I did return, I thought the sig needed to be reinstated, but completely forgot the “donation” bit. Having since checked, it shows up if you do a forum search on a similar topic.
I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out. If Rover decides to leave me in and I win, I'll put it back the way it was meant to be for posterities sake. I just want to be fair.
For what it's worth, I think the full original quote is even funnier than my bowdlerised version. |
Still pretty funny windy. |
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The Monsignor
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Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:45 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
I might have to disqualify myself here for misrepresentation, from this competition.
I've already won an un-official funniest sig line vote so don't mind ducking out. |
Well, it was over 3 yrs ago... |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:39 pm |
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Here's the whole sig line:
Yastreb wrote: |
This consignment is directly from [UN] office in New York and [Captain Mal] and not with any irrelevant unknown paraboloid. |
Elliptic or hyperbolic paraboloid? |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
×163
×186
Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:10 am |
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Masters:
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you are the fooliest baboom! |
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:08 am |
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Roycropper
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Jimmy Fisher
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Jul 2011
Posts: 45
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Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:14 pm |
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I also vote for windypops semen |
_________________ okey better fine another person.okosisi you try you don see Nigeria person way mumu two time?lolx Bad man wait i go stilkill you die.mumu -J3m5 m4rk
I am dog -5ar1n4 g0dw1ll |
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