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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:53 pm |
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Introducing , allegedly a gold seller from Ghana
This is a 2 month bait which resulted in my second safari.
Lots of emails, a few side characters and loads of lad frustration.
http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/Hannah_Cobbler_Gold_Safari.pdf
*warning* - one email contains some Very Grown Up Words.
You can skip that one if you wish.
Constructive comments are welcome  |
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 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"
Last edited by llamedos on Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:11 am; edited 2 times in total |
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Tonion
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 61
Location: in a traffic jam
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Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:47 pm |
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This was an excellent bait!!
Congratulations! I have had a lot of fun reading it  |
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Go to your kitchen and get a knife..put is on the gas to allow it hot and become red.then slot it right inside your anus.
BIG FOOL
What baffles me is, how Jobless you can be to be doing all this and what do you derives in playing Games with me.
You are very stupid man why will you put money inside the box when you know that they will check in the airport?
Accra to Benin |
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Nic54
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Apr 2011
Posts: 8
Location: World
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:20 pm |
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Awesomeness!  |
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Do whatever you gotta do, but never lose your sense of humor...    
"I don't need a joker like you in this Business." - Utz Ofori, after two months of stress.
NOW DEALING WITH:
*Mr James Andrew - the Director of Western Union Burkina Faso - DIFFICULT ONE
*Mr.Abdul Halim Hamza - Manager National Bank of Abu-Dhabi
*Mrs.Madina Ibrahim - widow of Head of Delegation to the World Bank in West Africa |
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sidewinder6
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Feb 2010
Posts: 20
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:34 am |
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I worship at your baiting temple.
I drink from your comedy chalice.
This was AWESOME.
My personal highlights: Ivor's clothes (reminded me of Alan Partridge at 0:45 in this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8VAt5hO8s ) - "imperial leisure".
The idea of this loveable old squaddie on the run from a kidnapper in a red Toyota around West Africa on a blue motorbike was comedy gold.
Also loved the treasure map.
I can't believe the lad genuinely thought Ivor had been kidnapped with £140,000 in a trunk and a laptop and that the kidnappers didn't discover either the cash or the laptop. How thick can you get?
Once again, brilliant. Thank you! |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:56 am |
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Thanks for your comments peeps!
Glad you enjoyed it.
I must admit to having a giggle while typing some of the replies to Hannah... |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 781
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:46 pm |
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That was one of the very best baits ever. Bravo. 
I am seriously in awe of your imagination and skill as a writer. You wrapped up many absurdities in a blanket of plausibility. Your characters each had their own distinct voices. I feel that I know Ivor!
The entire bait is also a tribute to the goal of occupying scammers. I doubt your lad had much time or resource to do anything but deal with the situation at hand. Also, thanks to the kidnappers' involvement, the lad is less likely to trust other "brothers" in the business. Although there is never honor among thieves, anything that isolates them from potential allies or simply builds distrust between them is a bonus.
Again, bravo for effective baiting and also for providing one of the most entertaining baits ever. |
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:13 pm |
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WOW! This was a Great Read! I'm still smiling right now. Nice work. You gave me a lot of ideas for the current bait that I'm on right now. I hope more people read this so it gets the appreciation it deserves.
For those wanting to read this, it does start of kinda strange and slow however, don't let that deter you, it is well worth the read! |
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JonnyOmbud
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Aug 2008
Posts: 45
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Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:29 am |
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Wow! Lots of fun, really enjoyable read. I laughed out loud picturing a 75 year old RAF veteran running around Benin on a motorbike.
I've definitely picked up some good safari tips too |
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