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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:25 am |
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He asked for such rich pickings because he thinks I represent a church that has money to burn. He didn't even ask for a WUXfer, he coughed up his bank details without a fight...and said details represent the newest little piggy in my siggy.
It's been a while since I've used my skills to delay a bank transfer as opposed to a piddly WUXfer. But with this amount of dough on the line, I'm going to have to take him for an epic ride.
I love scambaiting! |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:19 am |
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Well since you're a religious man, it's a pity that tomorrow is the beginning of the fasting period known as "The test of the 419 virgins". You are not allowed any food for a week where upon you will be tempted by virgins to eat food as a test of your faith.
You'll see him next week (Maybe) :wink |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:47 am |
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NOT SO FAST!
I am really sorry to tell you this but you have to go the Christ Total Immersion camp RIGHT after your fast.
All bible, no outside interference
This year bible quote is
Luke 16:13
"No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."
I hope this doesn’t cause a problem
It will just delay things. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:10 am |
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and don't forget, one that ends you suddenly find yourself excommunicated from the church! Get new (fake) Church member, begin again |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:59 am |
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Tell him, due to the worldwide banking crisis, you keep the money stuffed into your mattress for safe keeping, and there is no way you are going to pay it in to some scuzzy account that could disappear for ever.
He'll have to meet you for the exchange to be on the safe side. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:21 am |
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I decided to chop the transfer. The lad's "assistant," who now has his own email and genuine Nigerian phone number, emailed at the last minute to change the recipient bank for the wire transfer. I've never chopped $30K before, but I figure the principle is the same.
I'm half expecting the lad to twig. Then again you never know. Once you burn them big time, many of the more masochistic ones will surprise you by signing up for more grief. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:51 am |
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I would have asked him to specify exactly which tomorrow he is talking about, as each individual day has its own tomorrow, and every tomorrow has its corresponding tommorow. So could he use a more exact dating system preferably based on the more accurate and soon to be adopted as stanard lunar calender system. |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
Dead Phish - 350 |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:51 pm |
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It took the lad 2 emails to realize he was chopped. Watching recognition dawn on him gradually was highly entertaining. Now his script is totally out the window, and he's shrieking that I have to REVERSE THE TRANSFER IMMEDIATE OK? PLEAS GET BACK TO ME about every two hours.
I'm thoroughly enjoying this one. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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reallypfc
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Oct 2011
Posts: 4
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Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:32 am |
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i feel like a virgin compared too you guys ....much to learn ....much more fun to be had
glad to be here |
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