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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My current bait is just getting stranger and stranger, this is the lad who is a kenny rogers fan (and yes im still pushing for a video of him singing) and now apparently he's writing stories aswell as training to be a pilot. He randomly sent me this today without me even hinting at something like this.

Once Upon a time, there lived two animal families of a lion and a
goat. The lion had two cabs and the goat had one kid. These two
animals were very friendly to one another to the extent that the cabs
played with the kids, these two families shared every thing as if they
were from the same clan. One day, the lion was very hungry and had
started forgetting about the friendship between it and the goat, so it
was in the moods of eating the goat but it always remembered the
promise and kept strong never to think of hurting a good friend. As
time went on, the lion was on it's way to hunt for other animals when
it suddenly met a fellow lion that had come across with a letter from
there clan about invitation to the lion's celebration in its clan. The
lion read the letter and agreed to meet as by the date. Just as it's
true that invited guests always take some gifts, the lion was so
confused then! First it was along time and they expected it to carry
big prizes. Haa...the lion thought and thought and never told any one
about what was hurting it. In the early morning, the lion timed when
the goat had gone to collect some water and tied the kid, rapped it in
so many bags after sealing it's mouth and after placed it in it's
prize package. Then Finally ran and hid it near the path way under a
huge true abit in the thick bush where no one see any thing! The goat
came back and looked for it's kid when the lion arrived and explained
that the kid had been down playing with the cab, the goat accepted and
never took it to be very serious. After some time, the goat secretly
found the cab behind the lions cave! But when the cab told the goat
that it had never seen the kid for long hours, the goat was so scared
about questioning the lion so it ran back to its place and cried, but
as it was near its window, another goat had come secretly to report to
its friend that it had found the innocent kid sealed in the pacel in
the bush and decided to save its life, then took it to the new home.
The goat was very happy and had known about all the tricks. They also
went secretly in order to confuse the lion, crabbed the cab and did
the same then the goat came back to the lion. Now a time had come for
the lion to go home for the celemony as it was invited. They went with
the goat and as they reached the bush , the lion picked up the parcel
and asked the goat to help carry it up to the stream. Then the goat
waved to the lion and wished it a safe journey . Immediately the goat
turned back and ran fast, and instructed other goats to migrate from
the area to a very distant place. When the lion reached , the fellow
lions were very happy, they even un loaded its luggage and asked what
it had brough? The lion instructed them to boil water very fast and
deep in the wrapped whole luggage that it was a special food for the
function, and that after 30 minutes then they had to remove it from
fire and serve to guests. The same thing was done. But when the
luggage was un oppened, it was very sad that the lion had killed its
fellow lion and son(the kid). The lions were very angry, and wanted to
kill the fellow lion telling it how it was really a hopeless parent,
but after the lion had explained the whole story to the fellow clan,
then all the lions decided to start from the very point finding and
killing each goat. They came back to find other lions but they had
escapped far away and never to be seen again ! And from that day, the
lions and goats became enemies....! This was a story composed by one
of the african hunters. Cheers

is he testing me/taking the piss or have i got a really bizarre bloke on my hands here, coz this is getting daft, funny still but daft. Question

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you're missing the point! The whole story is a metaphor about human existentialism and advanced fee fraud. Duh! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Load him up with some serious wall of word trash to occupy that space between his ears!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this guy is having a bad acid trip or something

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your lad's name isn't "Grimm" by any chance?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm impressed with his literary skills. Recommend him to a book publisher friend of yours (who would be yourself, of course, by another name). Mr. Publisher is also impressed and wants the lad to prepare a full manuscript of his stories. Offer the lad a substantial advance when the manuscript is approved by the president of the publishing company. I foresee endless rounds of editing for the lad based on short, vague directions from the publisher.

That should occupy a good bit of the lad's time. Very Happy

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