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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, moths, spiders and earwigs are not crawling out of every port of your computer. The Genie does give you a recipe for cooking bugs though. Very Happy



I wish more people are actively playing this game. Not that I don't appreciate your company Bart, and thanks for the colon cleaning pizza. Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted - a wandering Mod passes by, deliriously laments the lack of any GC threads devoted to the mythical Women of Eater calendar, Mrs. Bean or women typing with their elbows and then wanders off again, having spotted a bright, shiny bauble....

I wish Slightly's feet didn't smell so bad.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Slightly's feet now smell like apples, a favorite scent of Bart's. However it causes alcohol poisoning when the scent ferments. Good job killing a mod.

I wish MTV no longer existed.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you now live in the stone age and not only is MTV absent, but so is the internet.



I wish I would have seen TSnerd coming through, I wish to give him *High Five*.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. TSnerd comes back and high 5's you, by smacking you on the butt. You actually enjoy the sensation!!

I wish she was just like you...the dangerous type!!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you are not trinitrotoluene. I hope you don't have a short fuse.



I wish to have some ear plugs.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well granted, sort of. Genie just read "plugs" and decided to select the body part himself. So now you don't have two but only one, and it's permanently stuck in a body cavaty where you don't enjoy it so much.

I wish I had a brand new computer.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You have a brand new Apple IIE never taken out of the box. It is from the 1980's, but never used, so it is new!!

I wish there were robots that smelled like apples

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There were, but as the saying goes, "One bad apple spoils the barrel." The barrel had to be disposed of due to spoilage.



I wish the earth were flat.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, and as any flat rocky disk of that size would, it collapses under its own weight. Good job.

I wish my pen would stop running out of ink.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, the ink doesn't stop running out of your pen. The stains on your skin and clothes never wear off. Have fun running around like a smurf.




I wish Syria was a nice holiday destination.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, and genie thinks that Abeche is even nicer! So you're instantly transferred there. There should be a car park somewhere, in case you need a place to stay. Genie hopes you speak French.

I wish it was summer now.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it's summer in New Zealand, however your on Jan Mayen island near the arctic. Genie advises you to be more specific.

I wish beer was a health food.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it was, then they added all of those other ingredients.



I wish Greenland were a warmer place.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it's now calles "Redland", and you're stredded in hash conditions in the middle of the Redland desert. Fortunately there is a car park nearby.

I wish my feet weren't cold. At this time, and without any burning or other injuries taking place, to be more specific.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. your feet are now warm, however the rest of your body is locked in solid ice. Enjoy the contrast.

I Wish the Michelin Man would become the new mascot for Firestone tires (tyres)

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, Michelin Man is appointed the new mascot for Firestone, which makes the Ghost Busters version of the Staypuff Marshmellow Man insanely jealous....this leads to widespread damage, death and mayhem...and ushers in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Thank you, Bart.

I wish my pets would clean my house while I'm at work.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, your dog does, along with your pet elephant. They both have a rather individual understanding of "cleaning" though, so enjoy considering building a new house.

I wish for a magical rabbit.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, a magical bunny steals your appearance and promptly turns you into a bunny and abandons you.

I wish I could go to a party now!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. You live in Utah, no partying allowed, ever!!

I wish my car had a new paint job.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Genie orders your car to paint your fence. He will pay the car $10 per hour. So the car better get to work!

I wish my head didn't ache.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*Chop* Problem solved Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Genie wishes he could grant your wish, but he is still looking for Wurzgnubbel's head and is kind of busy. So he transfers you to the EFCC as head of the "419" division to be precise. Now go and do your job!

I wish I could think of a wish, but I can't find my head at the moment.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you wish for that your neck would stop gushing blood, which it does because now it's been replaced by Kool-Aid. Kids love drinking from your neck fountain.

I wish the city council of Luton were replaced by square blocks of concrete with large nipples.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. The genie doesn't even care why you would waste a wish on such a silly thing. On second thought, the Genie turns the whole town into concrete blocks with ripples.


I wish concrete weren't so expensive.

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