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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Right, your floor is now turned clockwise by 45 degrees, so now it's very easy to move your furniture around.

I wish I was Bobby Ewing's son.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you are Fester Ewing, Bobby Ewing's son. But this is a real Bobby Ewing of Ogallala Nebraska. Your profession is cattle inseminator which you do by hand. You have won many awards son of Bobby Ewing.

I wish to be armed and gregarious!!

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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you now have three arms and are a Grigoryan Monk. Enjoy.

I wish for a glass of water.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! You are now holding a glass of water. However, I can't say how safe it is to drink - I got it from the Hudson River.

I wish my catcher inbox would start getting risky free offers again!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. They are all e-mails from your senile grandmother asking about the boat cactus. No risks at all answering the question.

I wish I always knew the difference between right and wrong.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You are blessed with an over active conscience and a civil partner of your choice that will gladly, frequently, and actively let you know when you are wrong. Mazel tov on your wedded bliss.

I wish I could sneeze or cough right now without my throat feeling like I just swallowed razor blades. Crying or Very sad

I will even settle for the novocaine rinse actually doing its damn job right about now.

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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You have no pain, but you just can't stop sneezing and coughing. You eventually choke.

I wish my students had half a brain.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, they all have half a brain cause they are zombies. They are now coming after your brain.

I wish zombies were more polite, like saying "thank you" after they are done eating you.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied, because they would no longer be Zombies, they would be DebonAires and that name was already taken.


I wish flying didn't cost so much so I could do it more often.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems like my students have always been zombies, never quite noticed that.

Anyway, granted, Genie grants you the ability to fly. Upwards only.

I wish for a great, big, nice, comfortable, working, legal, fast car.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Too bad you will never be able to afford the gas for your new 3 story jet propelled condo-car legal in the state of Illusionois, which is next to the state of Misury.
I wish to travel to other galaxies

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! Good luck finding spare parts once your Risky Free Go-N-E-Where Space Shuttle (manufactured in Abuja, Nigeria) starts to give trouble.

I wish for a new outfit to wear next week.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your new outfit comes from the fashion line of Ed Gein. However this fashion line only attracts the attention of your local police dept.

I wish my cat was a bit smarter than she actually is.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Actually it is now smarter than YOU. Enjoy eating from a bowl and using the sandpit, while your cat has locked you out.

I wish I had a bigger brain with more synapses and more good thoughts and ideas in it.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! The bees are all alive and need a place to stay. Maybe that spare room of yours is just the place for them to invade..I mean, stay.

I wish people could be happy.

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"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly

"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Everyone is now taking Bob Dylan seriously, first song on the player: Everybody Must Get Stoned. Have fun dudes.

I wish this week would hurry along.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. In order to try to hurry up so the week has decided to start all over again.

I wish I wasn't mad.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you are declared crazy by the powers that be. Enjoy the padded cell.


I wish I could speed read for the time I was off Eater.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you can now speedread quite well. However because of a bad output folder configuration your brain is immediately overloaded. You now see "?out of memory error" blinking if front of your eyes permanently. Enjoy the entertainment. Oh btw, just saying "new" doesn't change anything as you can't see any cursor.

I wish to have last week's Saturday back.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You have been sent back to March 30th and Sofia, Bulgaria the year of our Lord 1944. Please find a happy place.... you will definitely need one. I would suggest air raid shelters.

I wish this coffee would kick in.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, if jumps out of your cup and kicks you between the legs. Then moves on to your face to kick you some more. Do you feel better now?

I wish to be a green frog with a crown on his head.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, I now am the king of the frogs. No lady kisses me, unfortunately, so I never actually turn into a beautiful prince. Darn it.

I wish I knew what the beautiful easter egg in my signature is supposed to tell me.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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