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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! Your father now uses a IT genuis from India and loudly proclaims "I have no son!"

I wish Pandora would have curbed her curiosity.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your wish is granted and now the earth is really overpopulated. Best to you as you live on your postage stamp of land.



I wish I know what the heck I was talking about more frequently.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. If you did, you would get bored very easily. Think of it as challenging your self mentally and emotionally.

I wish somebody would do an audit on the railway in Thomas the Tank Engine.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! Genie finds mass corruption, embezzlement and import goat sex slave trade.. Shocked Sorry but you asked Genie...

I wish I knew what the hell happened to BF's icons and quotes....

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, he swallowed them.

I wish for peace.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted.

The Powers That Be (PTB) misunderstand your request, however, and replace everything in your pantry with cans of 'Libby's Sweet Peas.'

Good luck to you.

I wish that all United Airlines employees (particularly Mary and Emily) were all bundled up into their fleet planes, and then stuck on a tarmac in Reykjavik, Iceland and forced to relive the Donner Party experience.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but for every hour they are on the tarmac, you lose 500 frequent flyer miles. Sorry...


I wish to get the image of Snerd's wish out of my mind.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You now have images of a large orgy of hairy men from 1970's porn films. Hope this helps.

I wish I would be here more often instead of my new hobby, metal detecting!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, the genie splits your brain in half (or nearly in half... oops, sneezed) and one half is now "mental detecting" and the other half is here. Your personality is now split too and you are truly androgynous.


I wish to have my brain cleansed of the images people keep placing there.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted and now you will have the images that only I put there.

I wish to put purdy images in sweetnoids head. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, now he can't stop thinking about Silvio Berlusconi in his leather bra and panties any more. Unfortunately by accident the image of Marilyn Monroe having sex with you is planted in your brain. Marilyn Monroe as she looks TODAY, of course.

I wish to have Kirsten Dunst, Anna Kournikova and Sophie Marceau naked by my side at a nice warm beach, along with plenty of cocktails, palm trees and Reggae music.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you have them with you at the beach and cocktails. However Genie accidently made you impotent, so all you can do is stare and dream. Enjoy the time.

I wish the stupid weather would cooperate with me, was nice and warm last week, friggin freezing again.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied, you have not cooperated with the weather.

I wish Bart didn't freak over the weather. lol!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Now I freak about cement blocks. They have legs and chase me all night long.

I wish I had so much confidence that I completely lacked fear.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted Bart, you have so much confidence you have to bump this thread again.

I wish i didn't have to tqalk to myself so much.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted...Tqalking to yourself is illegal in most civilized cultures anyway.

I wish for a happy ending....for me dammit!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. It's a sudden ending though. Before you know it, it's over.

I wish for tasty liquorice.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted: your liquor has been frozen in a cryo-chamber and will take hours to thaw.

I wish it was 2:30 already so I could get out of here.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it was 2:30, but you have been tapped to do a double shift today. I hope you enjoy your sudden surprise.


I wish for more Thunder and Lightening tonight.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. All the lightning hits your home tonight. If the shock doesn't kill you, the thunder winds up making you deaf. Now you can apply for disability.

I wish things were mpre reasonable

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted..Here you go...quite reasonable.

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The use of the word "proper" is characteristic of the MPRE, which defines "proper" as asking "whether the conduct referred to or described in the question is professionally appropriate in that it would not subject the lawyer to discipline, is not inconsistent with the Preamble, Comments or text of the ABA Model Rules of Professional Conduct, and is not inconsistent with generally accepted principles of the law of lawyering."


I wish Saturn wasn't so close to Uranus..

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it's now close to yours.



I wish proxy settings were the way they used to be (not blocking me from visiting this site on my work place).

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Granted, you can now visit me at your work place. Cool

I wish wokabobabe was working all the time. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. wokabobabe now works 24/7 but only get's paid for eight hours of work. wokabobabe is quite grateful of your wish.

I wish Las Vegas like it used to be, smaller casinos, everyone dressed in their best and all controlled by the mob.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You are now caught in "Casino Royale". Unfortunately the casino isn't for sale any more this time. Enjoy spending the rest of your life there.

I wish I was very very rich

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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