Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:09 am

Granted. It's 42 (this is common knowledge btw).

I wish my weekly server backups wouldn't fail every week.

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:30 pm

Granted. They now fail every 5 hours. Good luck getting work done.

I wish it wouldn't take me so long just to figure out basic instructions.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:08 pm

Granted. You spend now only five hours on the phone with the IKEA helpdesk and finally figure out you are missing one screw.

I wish our cat didn't ruin our leather seats (and all the other furniture, just in case).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Granted. Your cat has taken up a new, destructive hobby - driving.

Sit back in your unscratched leather seats and other furniture as your insurance rates skyrocket.

I wish that on my days off, daytime TV wasn't so boring.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:22 pm

Granted. Now all the good shows come on when you're at work on days you're not off, and night time TV is filled with re-runs of Married with Children.

I wish cell phone minutes weren't so expensive.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:36 pm

Granted. Cell phone minutes are now all free. However cell phones now cost $10,000 each for basic models. Hope you don't want to upgrade.

I wish I had a happy wheelie bin

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Granted. Your wheelie-bin is happy....so long as you don't stick rubbish in it. When you do, it goes on a tear around the neighborhood and terrorizes your neighbors' kittens.

I wish my sneakers didn't have holes in them.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:52 am

Granted. Sneakers now are more like flip-flops except they have laces. Good luck getting them to stay on during a sporting event.

I wish to have half of the money being spent on the StuporBowl.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:06 am

Granted. Now if the Genie could just have your bank account info to transfer the money into....

I wish my kids would listen to my advice.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:08 am

Granted, your kids now hear every word you say...they still do not act on it however.

I wish Chicken McNuggets came pre-chewed so I could just swallow without moving my jaw

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:05 am

Granted, McDonalds now employee a middle aged tramp, riddled with all kinds of STDs, including ravaging herpes around her lips and mouth. She is addicted to drugs and missing 3 twos. but she will assist you by pre chewing all your Mcnuggets.

I wish my fridge had some more beer in it.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:21 am

Granted. Your fridge is filled with nothing but O'Douls (alcohol free beer) Good luck getting any kind of buzz.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I was tired.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:37 am

Granted, everytime you yawn a dollar now falls from the sky.
unfortunatly these dollars are travelling at a high velocity by the time they hit you.

I wish my alcohol free beer had alcohol in it.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:36 pm

Granted. It's been laced with wood alcohol, which eventually kills you. But hey, you saved a step for the embalmers at funeral time.

I wish the Rolling Stones would retire before they hit 150 years old.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:45 pm

I am sorry, no one can corrupt that wish, we all want it. You broke the corrupt a wish genie, are you happy?

I wish the corrupt a wish genie was fixed

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, he's now fixed to a chair with mermaids tickling him at any imaginable place of his body. Enjoy!

I wish my feet didn't stink.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 12

Granted, now your feet smell of roses, but now the rest of your body has acquired a smell so repulsive everyone within 25 miles becomes violently ill.

I wish to be over 50 miles away from Wurzgnubbel.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:02 pm

Denied. Genie uses only the metric system.

I wish my spaghetti lunch was ready right now!!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:44 pm

Granted, but it was prepared by the "pre-chewing tramp" at McDonalds

I wish they made a Chia Me

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:17 am

Granted, Genie now gives you a Chia Maine (Me is the initials for Maine) Bart thanks you for being so thoughtful of his state.

I wish it didn't take 2 hours to drive to Portland.

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:22 am

Granted! You now live on the Isle of Portland in the English Channel. Make friends!

I wish I was an eater Mod

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:25 am

granted you are an eater mod in another dimension

I wish I was Mr. Roper

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:27 am

Granted, now you have to put up with me forever.

I wish it to be easy.

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am

granted you now have a giant button growing out of your chest

I wish it was harder

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am

Granted, you were an Eater Mod, for just two seconds. You couldn't stand the pressure and your head exploded. It was nice knowing you.

I wish the Mods got a raise.