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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your reprimand last night was a hot girl giving you....pleasure. Now it's been changed to Big Al giving you that same pleasure. Too bad.

I wish I wasn't in a mood to kill somebody!!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hold still, damn it! I have bad depth perception.*BANG* guess what happened next. Granted.

I wish that spring would come already.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! It is here, it is you and me in the gardens from dawn til dark. Very Happy

I wish Koko liked gardening as mush as I.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(Thanks a bunch Bart)

Granted: Koko now spends more time in the garden but doesn't have a green thumb. Everything he plants won't grow unless you fix it.

I wish Everyone at Eater a safe and Happy New Year!!!!! (Bait safe!)
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted for at leas 60 seconds, now get back to work.


I wish Koko lived in the Southern Hemisphere.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Koko now lives on the Falkland Islands, but before being placed there he has a tattoo of the flag of Argentina on his forehead. Good luck making friends there Koko.

I wish to live in an odor free enviroment that I can enjoy.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, the Genie plants you on the 4th rock from the sun. Enjoy the atmosphere.


I wish to frolic in a flower covered meadow!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, here you are in a covered flower bed with me. Very Happy

Are you allergic to flowers? Surprised

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, but I'm allergic to ParaNoid.
But coming back to topic, what was your wish? If it's about PN in the flower bed with you, denied for obvious reasons.




I on my account, wish this thread didn't get confused with that other one.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied: People are human and are going to be confused whether we like it or not.

I wish someone would go out and clean off my truck and blow out my driveway for me.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. One of those big ass Pacific Typhoons blows through and washes away your truck and the driveway, along with the leaves too. Not much left of your house either.

I wish my life was a perfect balance of all that is good!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you live in perfect balance but unfortunately that meant living dangerously close to an extremely active volcano and it promptly erupts one day while you are have "porno music/comment time" and you are too late to evacuate because you climaxed at the same moment the lava began consuming your house in.

I wish everyone the best while I am on safari and be sure to kick lads to the deepest corners of the earth, launch them into volcanoes slowly and make them safari to countries with harsh conditions.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, no need to grant actually, since all this is already the case. So genie grants you 20 additional metric tons of turf, where (in your house) do you wish to have them dropped?

I wish music was always great and wonderful.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you are now branded as the musician serial murderer killing people like Miley Cyrus, Kesha, Katy Perry, etc. Now music is fantastic but unfortunately you will be spending the rest of your life behind bars. Now people have to work a lot harder for fear of being run over by your car/truck etc. A lot of new potential talent now have to host sessions in private and are forced to spend money on body guards because they are afraid you are going to wake them up on night and murder them. Good job, just hope you don't mind hiding for the rest of your life.

I wish I could plans things just a bit better than how they are planned now.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, I now make your plans.

I wish that we could teach the world to sing.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, except the harmony is less than perfect.


I wish I could have private lessons.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You now get private lessons in prison sex, hosted by Bubba. You get to play "wife" Enjoy your lessons.

I wish I had a better memory, instead of writing down everything I need to do on a daily basis.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you have great memory ... of the time you put me in jail and all of the activities you had me subjected to. Well, actually, you are awakened every night for four hours feeling trapped and unable to scream or move.


I wish clouds were marshmallows.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted: Now every time you look up in the sky you see 1000 Stay-Puft Marshmellow men staring back at you.

I wish I hadn't been so nice to you.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since genie has no idea what "you" is supposed to mean he decides to set your left leg on fire instead. Enjoy all the warm emotions.

I wish a symphony orchestra would play at my wedding.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. They played Taps.

I wish money grew on trees.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but it only grows Zimbabwe Dollars, completely worthless except for toilet paper. Enjoy the wiping.

I wish fun was more fun than it really is.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, your life is nothing but funny and no one will ever take you or anyone around you serious.

I wish that some people could see the trees when they look into the forest.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. They do see the trees in the forest, but they don't see the grizzly bears approaching them to have for dinner. Please observe EVERYTHING in the forest next time.

I wish I had a picnic table.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you have 247853 picnic tables and have no guests to to fill them all and eventually many become merged into the earth and you can't do anything to move them which means you are unable to move house ever and must live in the forest forever.

I wish to know how to manipulate any situation to be in my favour.

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YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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