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ParaNoid
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Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:28 am |
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Granted, it is Spring again in ME. The problem is Al no-no 'Noid, your fav Mod re has moved in next door to study Global Warming.
I wish Bart to have a mild Winter with no skiing or ice storms. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:31 pm |
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Denied, we got light snow today, IN OCTOBER!!
I wish Thomas the Tank Engine would get scrapped, SLOWLY and PAINFULLY!! |
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ParaNoid
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:46 am |
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Denied, but, I did paint the engine Pink... PINK
I wish I lived where is snowed this weekend again. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:36 am |
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Granted. You are now at the South Pole, wearing exactly what you are wearing right now. Enjoy all the snow.
I wish my students weren't so stupid. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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ParaNoid
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:15 am |
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Granted, your students are only stupid for 5 minutes every 15 minutes of every hour. This should make your class very interesting.
I wish I could be in your class for a week. |
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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:10 am |
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The genie misinterpreted your wish as "weak" and thus you are now physically weaker and are a easy target when it comes to being attacked, hit by a vehicle, or bitten by an animal. You also tend to faint if you walk more than a 20 steps and dehydrate extremely easy. Viel Glück!
I wish I knew how to get where I wanted for very cheap and still be luxurious (legitimately, and without bad karma). |
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ParaNoid
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Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:40 am |
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Granted, you now have a luxurious pair of walking shoes. Enjoy them.
I wish to be in a competition I would win. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:07 am |
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Granted. You win the "Smallest Genitilia" contest. Enjoy the title.
I wish for a more foamy planet, in a good way!! |
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ParaNoid
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:55 am |
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The Genie is terribly confused by this request, so he sends you to Ibiza
I wish to be in two places at one time and living. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:29 am |
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Great. Your testicles are now in China while the rest of you is transferred to Abeche. Should have specified where exactly you want to be... but after all, you're alive, aren't you? Enjoy singing soprano.
I wish for a luxurious pair of walking shoes. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:17 pm |
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Granted. Koko is unhappy now.
I wish there will be snow in February 2012 all over Europe (but not too much). |
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:57 pm |
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Granted. Since it snowed EVERY DAY in 2012, but just a little bit, there is a world-wide famine taking place and lads are asking for apples instead of MTCN's.
I wish I was high right now |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:54 am |
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Granted. You've smoked about 2 kilos of the best purple skunk weed. You remain high for the next several years, in the meantime you lose your job, your house, get a DUI arrest, then eventually walk into the desert and die of dehydration cause your so high. Smoke less next time.
I wish I was the Chairman of bread loaves. |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:10 am |
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ParaNoid
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:43 am |
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Granted, all the Genie could come up is a piece of goose berry pie.
I wish it would snow this week where I live. |
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Wurzgnubbel
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:24 am |
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Genie is getting tired of all the snow wishes, so he decides to send a heat wave to your place that lasts for a whole year. No snow and no rain either, but you get a pile of Justin Beiber CDs for each citizen, so you have some nice destraction from all the heat. Oh yes, before the heat wave starts, your place gets buried in snow for one day. So: GRANTED.
I wish I was good. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:53 pm |
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Granted. Your now good at not bathing anymore. You are removed from the country from being too stinky.
I wish the outback of Australia would drop in temperature and be buried in 15 feet (about 5 meters) of snow, for a Loooooong time. |
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wokabo
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Joined: 23 Sep 2004
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:01 am |
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Denied - all snow is already reserved for Europe, February 2012.
I wish zombies didn't exist. |
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Wurzgnubbel
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:50 pm |
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Denied, they do, and actually 24 of them are coming at you. Enjoy fighting them. As a side note genie grants your completely unrelated wish to have 2 kilotons of snow salt near your house, just in case. Well, actually your house is buried in snow salt now, so you're quite ready for all the snow to fall, once you're done with the zombies, that is.
I wish to forget. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:14 pm |
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Uh, not sure what to do. Genie forgot!!
I wish for a more natural planet to live on, where I can breathe easy and life is happy and good. WITH pleasent temperatures for humans. |
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ParaNoid
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:18 am |
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Granted. You now live in the Bio-Dome. Don't mind the overcrowding people are tossed out all of the time.
I wish I had a bit longer Summer... |
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Wurzgnubbel
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:11 pm |
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Granted, you're transferred to Abeche. Enjoy the sun.
I wish I could think of a good wish. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:03 pm |
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Granted. You think of free pizza for Bart and the family. Genie thanks you.
I wish I took more time to listen to the cheesemaster!! |
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ParaNoid
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:56 am |
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The Genie doesn't know this "cheesemeister" person so s/he substitutes your 3rd grade teacher. Now you have trouble with multiplication and division. You should have listened.
I wish I was sharing the pizza with the Fargo clan. |
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Bart Fargo
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Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:04 pm |
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Granted. The Fargo clan are having spicy habanero pizza, which your system can't handle much. You have a colon blowout that lasts for days.
I wish there were more bugs in the system. |
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