Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:31 pm

Corona wrote:

Granted, you can now visit me at your work place. Cool

I fail to see the corruption of my wish

Anyway, back to business:

Granted, you spend your days singing Daidledeedledaidledeedledeedledeedledum.

I wish Corona's webcam was HD.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:45 am

Granted, I have a webs and the hot dogs is in the frig.

I wish wokaboobabe could see my webs but I'm afraid he will get all tangled up. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:16 am

Granted...Wokabo is now blind and growing hair most profusely on his palms..

I wish Wokabo could see again..

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:19 am

Granted, but he selects only certain things to see.

I wish we could hear everyone sing when they are in the shower.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:24 am

Granted, you have the largest shower in the world to hold hundreds of singers. The good news is SOOI is a "nevernude", but it sure gets crowded at times.

I wish for a larger shower.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:53 pm

Granted. Your shower is now Niagara Falls. You get mighty clean quickly, and your body is found 50 miles away!!

I wish the world was in extreme slow motion and I was the only one moving at normal speed.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. Unfortunately it's so slow that you eventually die before one day is over.

I wish I was happy.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:43 am

So does Genie... Rolling Eyes

I wish that someone could make Wurzgnubbel happy.

Edit: I had to grant a wish..

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:13 am

The Genie could, but it would take three wishes and in this thread you only get one.

I wish Wurzgnubble had 6 wishes.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:23 pm

Granted. He has six wishes, however he used them while very drunk. He is now at the bottom of the ocean, naked with a landmine glued to his head with no computer, thinking of Bea Arthur nude and not playing dodgeball. I think all bases are covered here, good job.

I wish i wouldn't bumble so much!!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. Instead you are now a bumble.

I wish everybody trying to make me happy knew how to spell my name.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:35 pm

Granted. Are you happy now, Wurzgnubbel?

I wish for days gone by..

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, you get two of them served for breakfast. How about 3-2-1952 and
10-10-2009? Enjoy.

I wish to be even more happy.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:16 pm

Granted, you are now so happy you pee in your pants from happiness.

I wish someone would explain the Madeira Cake joke in the Stupid/Funny thread to me.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:26 pm

Granted, you now have all the information at your fingertips. However, you now have a sexual fetish for raisins.

I wish it didn't always happen to me

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:23 pm

Granted. Nothing ever happens to you, ever again. You die of complete boredom.

I wish for something vague.

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:25 am

Granted. Genie grants you....something.

I wish North and South Korea could get along.

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:12 pm

Denied, the genie is not allowed to discuss politics on this board. Since it's been a while, the genie sets you on fire instead.

I wish our cat wouldn't puke on the carpet every night, but next to it so it's easier to clean off.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Granted - the cat pukes on you, laying comatose next to your rug, instead.

Easily dealt with by a shower and change of clothes.

Good kitty.

I wish my dog couldn't sense incoming storms in her head.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:14 am

Granted. Your dog now poops all over the floor whenever an oncoming storm is to arrive. Enjoy the rainy season.

I wish for me, that beer is free, hee hee!!

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:03 pm

Your wish is granted, you may now drink all the non-alcoholic beer you want for nothing.

Just what is the point in having no-alcoholic beverages?

I wish the colour purple wasn't associated with Royalty.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:41 am

Granted, purple is now associated with a party that never stops.

I don't get the non-alcoholic beer either. Confused

I wish the sun would shine.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:45 am

Genie is confused....the sun is always shining when Corona walks in. Embarassed

I wish the sun was shining here.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:22 pm

Genie doesn't know where here is, so Genie has the sun shine on you where the sun doesn't shine. You are now in pain with sunburn in that, section of your body.

I wish the Boston Red Sox would make an effort to remember how to win a friggin game!! Evil or Very Mad

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. After a huge effort, they DO remember. They are still too lazy to put it into action though, so they keep losing.

I wish I was a banjo virtuoso and quite famous as such.