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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here you go, but be careful, it has a hair trigg....



I wish I had thought of the StarWars saga.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You did, and now you can't stop thinking of it any more. Enjoy thinking about nothing but Luke, Chewbacca and Leia for the next few weeks. Your girlfriend immediately runs away in horror.

I wish I was Brad Pitt.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but that don't impress me much (Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special).



I wish Corona said "I love you" to me.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Corona says I Love You, but in the Klingon language. TSnerd attacks her with his light sabre. Now everyone is confused because of the mixing of Star Wars and Star Trek.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted and you are going to have a mell of a hess.

I wish that wokabobo knew that I loved him.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but he knew it only in his dreams.


I wish I was a satyr.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted.

Have fun in the zoo, with all the little kids pointing at you and throwing peanuts in your general direction.

I wish I had a wish.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! You wish you had the moves like Jagger. Enjoy getting this catchy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRsxpoAc5w little number out of your head Laughing

I wish I had the Moves Like Jagger Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You get the moves of Feric Jagger. You now have the strange need to wipe out parts of an alternate timeline.

I wish that Democrazy on NaijaPals would get over his fixations.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Genie has no idea whatsoever what this means, so your wish is DENIED. Instead Mal's favourite rifle collection is now on fire as well as Cammy's 15293 different bras.

I wish I understood people.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You understood AND overstood all people, even though they wish you would just stand by them. People now throw fresh tomatoes at you.

I wish I was never bored, and in a very positive way for myself and all of humankind.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Genie decides not to bore a hole through your head and instead puts on a huge PayperView where Genie attaches a positive and negative lead to your body and generates very positive cashflow from all of humankind.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you did, but you evolved and it fell off from disuse (let that be a lesson).



I wish my back didn't hurt.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your spine is removed. All the pain is gone, but you can't stand up anymore. So which was better.

I wish the ground wasn't frozen anymore
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, now the ground is liquified quick sand. What did you expect in MN?


I wish this thread hadn't sunk to page two.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Genie spends 2 hours on page 2 searching for the specific thread without result, WTF! Some other genie must have granted already!




I wish Indian IT people could speak understandable English

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wokabo wrote:
I wish there will be snow in February 2012 all over Europe (but not too much).


Sorry but I just had to.

YOU EVIL BASTARD!

(Please feel free to educate me if this was inappropriate)

In an unrelated note, let's see if I get this game:

wokabo wrote:

I wish Indian IT people could speak understandable English


Genie thought it to be easier to make you speak Hindu.
Unfortunately you lost your ability to speak English.



I wish it stopped snowing already (yes, it is actually snowing outside my window...)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

दी काश.

यह उत्तरी ध्रुव पर बर्फ़ पड़ रही है बंद कर दिया है, और सभी बर्फ तुम कहाँ रहते ले जाया गया है.


काश मैं फिर से अंग्रेजी बोलने में सक्षम था.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! But you sound just like Mr. Bean....


I wish everyone would read this thread from the beginning..

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted... well, only those snowed in at the present time are reading this thread from the beginning.



I wish I was snowed in ATM.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. The ATM is snowed in under 15 feet (about 3 meters) of snow. When you do find it, it spits out snow instead of money. Now you have to wait until spring to get your money, risky free!!

I wish I could be transported to a 1950's jazz club and see John Coltrane performing.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you are transported to a 1950's jazz club and you are the only one there. Laughing

I wish for ice cream Cool .

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

AGAIN?
Oh well, granted. It's cheezy-bacon flavoured iccecream though. Hope you like it.



I wish for a nice holiday.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Genie finds the moon to be a very nice place. At least there's a lot of cheese there. Enjoy all the fresh air and the nice chilly weather.

I wish I had a big tasty cake and Starbucks coffee right here right now.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but the coffee is way too hot to drink and genie ate the cake on the way.

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