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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:34 am |
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granted, but its freezing up there and they cant get back down
I wish my head was back together |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:41 am |
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Shoot, I had a good one about owning our own private islands and scantily clad and lovely former Mods serving us rum all day.
Guess I'll fix your head, instead.
It is now back together....except for that one puzzle piece I couldn't find...in the middle of your forehead.
I wish scantily clad lovely ladies would minsiter me since I feel horrible. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:52 am |
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granted...but they touch you with sticks because you FEEL HORRIBLE
I wish I found my puzzle peice |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:06 am |
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Granted, you find your puzzle piece but your head is so soft now it doesn't fit in correctly and you cry your eyes out. Literally.
I wish to help with the auditions for TSnerds wish. |
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deadk1ng
Underboss
Joined: 24 Oct 2011
Posts: 557
Location: Gulf Coast U.S.A
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Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:09 am |
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granted, but all the contestants from "Flava of Love" are ahead in line
I wish I could delete the post wish I made that caused ParaNoid to explode my head |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:19 am |
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Granted, you could, but it would take some of the mystery out of this thread.
I wish deadk1ng knew I am not mad at him / her. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:02 pm |
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Sorry. DeadKing is now in a Mongolian jail for being silly in a serious situation. LiveKing will take over now.
I wish my metal detector would get here now!! |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:26 pm |
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Granted, you get your metal detector in pieces because apparently the delivery person said it attached itself to everything and was impossible to take out. It then proceeds to have a mind of its own and destroys the entire neighborhood and forces you to go into hiding because it wants to kill you.
I wish appliances weren't so difficult to figure out. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:22 am |
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Your wish is granted, all appliances have suddenly developed the ability to be understood by more than just 12 year old school children, unfortunately you now look a bit silly with a washing machine strapped to your nether regions trying to hold in your hernia.
I wish Christmas wasn't held at a time when the shops are so busy. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:38 am |
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Granted, Christmas is now a "rolling holiday". Each time zone in the world has Christmas on a different month.
I wish I could ride tonight. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:00 pm |
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Granted. Your now riding the waves just off Antarctica. Though summer down there, still a bit chilly. Have fun with the penguins.
I wish advancing technology would just stop, but only for a couple of years so people can catch up. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:12 am |
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Granted! You get on... and still find people asking for money.
I wish Clint Eastwood would make another western |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:14 pm |
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Granted. He's in the new film "A Fistful of Laxatives" Sometimes growing old isn't fun.
I wish I had a new interior. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:15 am |
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Granted, but it isn't pretty. New... YES. Pretty... NO
I wish I could visit the real wild wild west for a few days. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:23 am |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:42 pm |
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Granted, but "enjoying" in this case would definetely involve some shooting action. Quite dangerous, bullets and arrows flying around everywhere, isn't that so much fun?
You eventually end up with your scalps cut off by Navajos. Enjoy walking back home from the desert with no hair.
I wish I could look into the past and see what exactly happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963. |
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ParaNoid
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:19 am |
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Granted and you get arrested for being on the grassy knoll, and for having Corona and me scalped 100 years previous. Scoundrel.
I wish to have a full head of hair for Corona to fun her fingers through. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:39 am |
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Granted, you now have a head with plenty of hair right by your side. Corona really enjoys running her fingers through the artificial head's hair. Unfortunately you are still rather bald. The Navajos are still quite happy even now.
I wish I could sing very well. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:22 pm |
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Granted. you are now the best sounding castrato anywhere. Sorry they had to snip some of your fun parts to make you a castrato, but well life goes on doesn't it.
I wish I knew what I did with my quarters, I have more laundry to do. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:04 am |
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Granted. You are now absolutely certain that you spent all your quarters on hookers and booze. Well, at least it was fun.
I definetely wish to have my balls back. My wife is really not happy about genie Bart's wish granting. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:31 pm |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:07 pm |
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Granted! As of now, every day you get nice presents like a new vacuum cleaner, blender, oven mitts, aprons, iron,....
I wish this day was over already. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:09 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:35 am |
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Granted. Wokabobo has a great day by discovering gold out at the city park. However the police also arrest Wokabobo for being in public without any pants on. Such is life.
I wish I was secretly wealthy, where only my immediate family knew of our wealth. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:05 am |
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Granted.
They promptly place an iron mask over your face and then stick you in a tower on some far, remote (and possibly inhabited by a smoke monster) island.
Then, you favorite niece spends the next 20 or so years forging your signature.
I wish I had a lightsaber. |
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