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deadk1ng
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

granted, but its freezing up there and they cant get back down

I wish my head was back together

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shoot, I had a good one about owning our own private islands and scantily clad and lovely former Mods serving us rum all day.

Guess I'll fix your head, instead.

It is now back together....except for that one puzzle piece I couldn't find...in the middle of your forehead.

I wish scantily clad lovely ladies would minsiter me since I feel horrible.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

granted...but they touch you with sticks because you FEEL HORRIBLE

I wish I found my puzzle peice

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you find your puzzle piece but your head is so soft now it doesn't fit in correctly and you cry your eyes out. Literally.



I wish to help with the auditions for TSnerds wish.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

granted, but all the contestants from "Flava of Love" are ahead in line

I wish I could delete the post wish I made that caused ParaNoid to explode my head Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you could, but it would take some of the mystery out of this thread.


I wish deadk1ng knew I am not mad at him / her.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry. DeadKing is now in a Mongolian jail for being silly in a serious situation. LiveKing will take over now.

I wish my metal detector would get here now!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you get your metal detector in pieces because apparently the delivery person said it attached itself to everything and was impossible to take out. It then proceeds to have a mind of its own and destroys the entire neighborhood and forces you to go into hiding because it wants to kill you.


I wish appliances weren't so difficult to figure out.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your wish is granted, all appliances have suddenly developed the ability to be understood by more than just 12 year old school children, unfortunately you now look a bit silly with a washing machine strapped to your nether regions trying to hold in your hernia.

I wish Christmas wasn't held at a time when the shops are so busy.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, Christmas is now a "rolling holiday". Each time zone in the world has Christmas on a different month.



I wish I could ride tonight.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your now riding the waves just off Antarctica. Though summer down there, still a bit chilly. Have fun with the penguins.

I wish advancing technology would just stop, but only for a couple of years so people can catch up.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! You get on... and still find people asking for money.

I wish Clint Eastwood would make another western

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. He's in the new film "A Fistful of Laxatives" Sometimes growing old isn't fun.

I wish I had a new interior.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but it isn't pretty. New... YES. Pretty... NO



I wish I could visit the real wild wild west for a few days.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted and you get to take me.. Wink

I wish for sweetnoid to enjoy his trip to the wild west with me.. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but "enjoying" in this case would definetely involve some shooting action. Quite dangerous, bullets and arrows flying around everywhere, isn't that so much fun?

You eventually end up with your scalps cut off by Navajos. Enjoy walking back home from the desert with no hair.

I wish I could look into the past and see what exactly happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted and you get arrested for being on the grassy knoll, and for having Corona and me scalped 100 years previous. Scoundrel.


I wish to have a full head of hair for Corona to fun her fingers through.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you now have a head with plenty of hair right by your side. Corona really enjoys running her fingers through the artificial head's hair. Unfortunately you are still rather bald. The Navajos are still quite happy even now.

I wish I could sing very well.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. you are now the best sounding castrato anywhere. Sorry they had to snip some of your fun parts to make you a castrato, but well life goes on doesn't it.

I wish I knew what I did with my quarters, I have more laundry to do.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You are now absolutely certain that you spent all your quarters on hookers and booze. Well, at least it was fun.

I definetely wish to have my balls back. My wife is really not happy about genie Bart's wish granting.

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Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent) Easter Egg 2013

the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you now have your balls back but they are oversized and nothing fits quite right. Laughing

I wish that everyday was like Valentine's Day.. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! As of now, every day you get nice presents like a new vacuum cleaner, blender, oven mitts, aprons, iron,....




I wish this day was over already.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied, This day cannot be over until I say "I love you!"

I wish that wokabobo to have an awesome day.. Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Wokabobo has a great day by discovering gold out at the city park. However the police also arrest Wokabobo for being in public without any pants on. Such is life.

I wish I was secretly wealthy, where only my immediate family knew of our wealth.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted.

They promptly place an iron mask over your face and then stick you in a tower on some far, remote (and possibly inhabited by a smoke monster) island.

Then, you favorite niece spends the next 20 or so years forging your signature.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

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