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wokabo
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. It's 42 (this is common knowledge btw).



I wish my weekly server backups wouldn't fail every week.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. They now fail every 5 hours. Good luck getting work done.

I wish it wouldn't take me so long just to figure out basic instructions.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You spend now only five hours on the phone with the IKEA helpdesk and finally figure out you are missing one screw.




I wish our cat didn't ruin our leather seats (and all the other furniture, just in case).

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your cat has taken up a new, destructive hobby - driving.

Sit back in your unscratched leather seats and other furniture as your insurance rates skyrocket.

I wish that on my days off, daytime TV wasn't so boring.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Now all the good shows come on when you're at work on days you're not off, and night time TV is filled with re-runs of Married with Children.

I wish cell phone minutes weren't so expensive.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Cell phone minutes are now all free. However cell phones now cost $10,000 each for basic models. Hope you don't want to upgrade.

I wish I had a happy wheelie bin
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your wheelie-bin is happy....so long as you don't stick rubbish in it. When you do, it goes on a tear around the neighborhood and terrorizes your neighbors' kittens.

I wish my sneakers didn't have holes in them.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Sneakers now are more like flip-flops except they have laces. Good luck getting them to stay on during a sporting event.


I wish to have half of the money being spent on the StuporBowl.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Now if the Genie could just have your bank account info to transfer the money into....

I wish my kids would listen to my advice.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, your kids now hear every word you say...they still do not act on it however.

I wish Chicken McNuggets came pre-chewed so I could just swallow without moving my jaw

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, McDonalds now employee a middle aged tramp, riddled with all kinds of STDs, including ravaging herpes around her lips and mouth. She is addicted to drugs and missing 3 twos. but she will assist you by pre chewing all your Mcnuggets.

I wish my fridge had some more beer in it.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Your fridge is filled with nothing but O'Douls (alcohol free beer) Good luck getting any kind of buzz.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I was tired.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, everytime you yawn a dollar now falls from the sky.
unfortunatly these dollars are travelling at a high velocity by the time they hit you.

I wish my alcohol free beer had alcohol in it.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. It's been laced with wood alcohol, which eventually kills you. But hey, you saved a step for the embalmers at funeral time.

I wish the Rolling Stones would retire before they hit 150 years old.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sorry, no one can corrupt that wish, we all want it. You broke the corrupt a wish genie, are you happy?

I wish the corrupt a wish genie was fixed

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, he's now fixed to a chair with mermaids tickling him at any imaginable place of his body. Enjoy!

I wish my feet didn't stink.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, now your feet smell of roses, but now the rest of your body has acquired a smell so repulsive everyone within 25 miles becomes violently ill.

I wish to be over 50 miles away from Wurzgnubbel.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. Genie uses only the metric system.

I wish my spaghetti lunch was ready right now!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but it was prepared by the "pre-chewing tramp" at McDonalds

I wish they made a Chia Me

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, Genie now gives you a Chia Maine (Me is the initials for Maine) Bart thanks you for being so thoughtful of his state.

I wish it didn't take 2 hours to drive to Portland.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! You now live on the Isle of Portland in the English Channel. Make friends!

I wish I was an eater Mod

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

granted you are an eater mod in another dimension

I wish I was Mr. Roper

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, now you have to put up with me forever.

I wish it to be easy.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

granted you now have a giant button growing out of your chest

I wish it was harder

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you were an Eater Mod, for just two seconds. You couldn't stand the pressure and your head exploded. It was nice knowing you.


I wish the Mods got a raise.

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