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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. Concrete is quite cheap now. Unfortunately your genie is already completely broke, but if he had any money left, he could NOW buy all the concrete he wanted.

I wish for gold. Lots of gold (to be precise).

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, your head is now made of lots of gold. But now you have to chop it off again to actually use it for anything.

I wish ParaNoid would not mix up nipples with ripples

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you transform him into a nipple with ripples. Now everyone can't stop laughing at the talking circus sideshow act.

I wish I could get my lad to swim to Madagascar.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, your lad swims to Madagascar, however the lad was only 20 yards from shore and makes it there easy. Genie suggests to start the lad at a more remote location.

I wish I had a whiffle bat and a steak taco.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but in the spirit of useless grantings, the Geni changes his mind and gives you a soup sandwich instead....explain that to your significant other.

I wish whatever it is in the air would stop making me sneeze...non-stop

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. It now makes you vomit non-stop. Enjoy.

I wish I had my head back.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. It's now back, but it's a p**is head, you didn't specify which one. Genie cannot help anymore.

I wish I made less sense than I currently do!!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Genie finds this very easy...you now speak in nothing but comic strip word bubbles but the rest of the world is now illiterate, only listen to the B-52's and pantomimes are strictly outlawed.

I wish women were less confusing.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! Women are now entirely predictable and you have to spend the rest of your natural life telling them they aren't.

I wish I hadn't run out of firewood.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You are moved to the middle of the woods in Aroostook County Maine. Your nearest road is a muddy logging road 15 miles away. You now have plenty of firewood, to chop for yourself.

I wish there were porn films involving sex on trampolines

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. There was a stack of pron DVD's on the trampoline at the kids playground. The kids took them home however. Go explain to their parents, will ya?



I wish the office's heating system would work a bit better (having to open the window during early wintertime to keep the temperature below 25 C isn't the most ecological temperature control)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. Genie has your office get even warmer so you can all go home and get paid for it, as a early Christmas gift. Genie of course has been drinking.

I wish we all had a picture of Genie.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied the Genie is a collective hallucination.


I wish I knew more big words.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you now understand what Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyl means. Also: doily, tampon and seralax.

I wish I could find my digital camera.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you find it after SOOI has filled it with photos of his life and locked it on a continuous loop so you cannot use it for anything except a viewer.


I wish I had a 2012 Indian Chief motorcycle with a trike kit in my garage.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted. You didn't say it had to be operational. The one that was backed over by a garbage truck last night will do nicely.

I wish I had a million dollars, obtained legally.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted! Check your catcher Wink

I wish I could speak chinese.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glanted. You now plonounce all youl 'L's as 'L'.



I wish TV soaps were a bit less predictable.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. They are soaps and genie is wondering why you are watching in the first place anyway.

I wish all feminine hygiene products were controlled by robots from outer space.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Denied. Those products will never be controlled by anybody.


I wish for all sorts of torture when lads safari.

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Granted! with every step they take through the bush, your leathery torturer tightens your thumbscrews a little.

I wish I had eaten a decent dinner.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, you ate two pounds of an alfalfa grass hay mixture. Don't drink your water too fast or lay down before you have a chance to digest some more. You don't want to colic.


I wish the truck hadn't run over my motorcycle.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, it never got run over by the truck, but was trampled over by a bull moose. Just give up on the motorcycle kick ok?

I wish genie could solve this problem: \tfrac{5-\sqrt{5}}{8} → \tfrac{5+\sqrt{5}}{8} → \tfrac{5-\sqrt{5}}{8}

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Granted, but the answer is :
err div ! 0 redo from start

Can someone find me redo's address?

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