Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf eaten by badger!

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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:53 pm

I can't find anything to verify if this is real, so i thought this would be the right place to ask Rolling Eyes

http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:41 pm

Quote:

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,"

Why on earth would he want a BMW?? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:23 pm

@Herp - I would take anything reported by The Sunday Sport with a very large pinch of salt.
It is more of a comic than a newspaper.

This from Wiki.

Quote:

Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986.
It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as a double-decker London bus being found frozen in the Antarctic ice,
or a World War II bomber found on the moon.
Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Sport

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:17 am

^^

Scentless, are you trying to tell me that there's not a WW2 bomber on the moon?? Shocked

Where's your proof?

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:37 am

^^^Conga, didn't you know? It mysteriously vanished. It must be true
as it comes from the same source as the original story! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:30 am

Best headline I ever saw.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:01 pm

/\ And even better, they can prove its not there, along with Elvis!

Quote:

We may never get to see his work in Midget MasterChef: Assbasters 7, but his memory will live on all the same.

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now this is the kind of thread i am talkin about Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:45 pm

^^ Oh really? So you don't like my pussycat thread but you go for dwarf porn? This explains a lot. Laughing

I wonder if Badgey knows what his cousins have been up to? Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:14 pm

Well, reading that, my eyes have been opened to those other badgers...

I've always thought they were a little "off".

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:07 pm

As the old saying goes:
You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family... Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:19 am

Or is it Tagalog...I am mystified by the new name Farti...

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:49 pm

So let me get this straight. There is no Bomber on the moon?

Goddamnit. Where did it go to then? I mean, first they find a plane on the moon, which is pretty ordinary imo, but then it just disappears?!!

Someone is responsible for this blunder. Someone high up. I demand someone takes this matter to the UN because a missing Bomber can cause all sorts of issues.

What is this world coming to? No, it's not cheese. It's worse. Much worse.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:36 pm

So, you are formerly a cheese theorist?

Took you long enough....

I'll bet you didn't know there are no bananas in the sky either...

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