lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:05 pm |
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I wondered if lads were like the ipads from southpark that couldnt read (see the episode human cent-i-pad if this makes no sense)
Having recieved a standard cancer lad letter
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God bless you
My name is Mrs Kate Williams,, i have decided to donate what i have to
the charitable organization $11 Million USD in a security company,
which is now wasting there. My Doctor told me that I would not last
long due to cancer problem.You may be wondering why i chosen you. But
someone has to be chosen. I was diagnosed of cancer since 2 years ago,
immediately after the death of my husband, let me know urgently your
acceptance to this fund into a good investment for the benefit of
street children, open orphanage homes, schools, hospitals and helping
widows contact me for more details to claim this money and provide
those below information to me when replying.
1 your full name ……………………….
2 your nationality ………………………
3 your age ………………………………
4 your telephone number ………………
Faithfully sister in Christ,
Mrs Kate Williams, |
i responded thus
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Hello i worship the devil, and tell cancer jokes can i have your money please?????
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hopefully they read and respond  |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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