I Am a Bad Man of God

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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:36 pm

For some strange reason, my lads always get mad at me when it comes to my reverend character using Western Union:

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How are you doing. i didn't understand you anymore. The Western Union you send is fake and the Bank Wanted to arrest my account officer before of you. Mr Giles i can believe that you can play with me and you call you self a Man Of God. You just go back and pick your money before i believe you didn't want the Two Boxes Of Consignment to be send to you. We are sending the Boxes to the people that need it. And please Mr Giles i didn't want to hear anything from you any more. since you wan to put me and my account officer into trouble. i just send the UN diplomat back home telling he that you are not serious of this. What can of Man Of God you are putting people in trouble right. You are a Bad Man. I believe i have try my best for you to get what belong to you. but you are just playing me with send me a Fake Money. Please have a nice day.

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You can play me Mr Giles. If really you make the payment you just go and pick back your money. i didn't want anymore trouble from you again. You are a very Bad Man Of God.

Geesh--he acts like it's my fault the MG and WU receipts were invalid Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Someone needs to slap the taste out that boys mouth! How dare he talk to the Reverend in that tone of face!

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:18 pm

^^I thought of that, butt I'm trying to keep the bait going and cause even more mischief for my lad.

Rather than slapping him, I'm instead being kind and denying I sent anything fake. That it must be a terrible mistake.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:02 pm

^^^^

dwatina wrote:

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I'm instead being kind

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:11 pm

^^Some of my characters can be nice.

And I really enjoyed aggravating this lad. I still giggle thinking about his assistant almost getting arrested. I wonder if he shit his pants? Laughing

I've love to further antagonize him. He deserves a lot of attention.

I still think Mr. Williams hates me the most (though that character is Jeremiah).

I just seem to tick lads off for some strange reason Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 May 2009 Posts: 62

Maybe you could make up a fake newspaper article about a WU or MG employee getting arrested for stealing money that was supposed to be wired Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:41 pm

^^That's a pretty good idea!!! Thanks Smile

That may save the bait or at least give my lad to reconsider me being a bad man of God.

EDIT: Just whipped this up:

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:31 am

Hi Doc, or do I say, Bad man of god?

That's excellent. It should do the trick.
Maybe the money did not get through for some internal hiccup.
It has been returned to you.

Note that he says that you should go and pick it up. So he must believe that you did send the WU.

Cheers

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:52 am

Bad man of god... Surely a siggy line if there ever was one Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:23 am

Hey Entomologist! Smile

You're right internationalchrysis, that would be a good sig line Smile

My lad has not replied to the news article as of yet. He may be too upset at me to reply.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:03 pm

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You are a very Bad Man Of God.

As a cleric myself, I would find such a jibe intolerable.

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:35 pm

If anyone wants a shot at the guy, please be my guest. The only thing I’ve done to him has been fake WU and MG transfers. He has not been through the various modalities we have at our disposal.

Here’s his addy: [email protected]

I don’t have the original header, but here is one from another email:

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Delivered-To:[email protected]
Received: by 10.204.53.11 with SMTP id k11cs87059bkg;
Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:59:34 -0700 (PDT)
Received: by 10.143.90.7 with SMTP id s7mr590519wfl.395.1313877572784;
Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:59:32 -0700 (PDT)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from nm1.bullet.mail.hk2.yahoo.com (nm1.bullet.mail.hk2.yahoo.com [124.108.111.130])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id k6si9671511pbh.96.2011.08.20.14.59.30;
Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:59:31 -0700 (PDT)
Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 124.108.111.130 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) client-ip=124.108.111.130;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=neutral (google.com: 124.108.111.130 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected])
[email protected]; dkim=pass (test mode) [email protected]
Received: from [124.108.111.128] by nm1.bullet.mail.hk2.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 20 Aug 2011 21:59:29 -0000
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<[email protected]>
<CA+CU7J+tmwbuMcHTANesb9Q2O1g7Q6ngA-W=vO3b5L=1HDdwfg@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 21 Aug 2011 05:59:29 +0800 (HKT)
From: Nana tennyson Brigadier general <[email protected]>
Reply-To: Nana tennyson Brigadier general <[email protected]>
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And here’s his opening script:

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I am BRIGADIER GENERAL Nana Tennyson of the Presidential Special
Initiative. I am mailing you in respect, of the present development going
on here in my country GHANA . I decided to contact you, after much
investigation which was carried out by the Bureau of National
Investigation (BNI) and the Ghana Police Service, to make sure our country
is free of these fraudulent activities, which is going on here in Africa
and for our country to bear a good name.

The Airport Authority detected that trunk boxes after been scanned the
authorities detected that the boxes contains funds on your name and email
that has been tempered on, were been smuggled into the country by foreign
Personnel who were on transit from United Kingdom.

These men were trying to enter the country with the trunk boxes, when the
airport authority detected that these boxes contains, some huge amount of
United State Dollars.
After much investigation we found out that these men were among those men,
spoiling the good name of Ghana in Africa .

They opened up to us that, they actually work with a Banking Financial
Organization,before their dismissal and used the opportunity to perpetuate
their crimes, they told
us that the funds inside the boxes was to be transferred to you, but now
they planned to turn back on you and decided to take the money all to
themselves out of the country. Welater found out on the investigation that
was carried that, these men are truly members of a well established
organization to act on their criminal activities.

As I write you this mail now, the three(3) men that were caught are now in
the custody of the Ghana Police Service over here in our country Ghana,
while we are trying to track the others left, because they have proved to
us that they belong to one organization. That is why we have to reach you
by your mail address and name that was tagged in the boxes, so we can make
the arrangement on delivery of the recovered boxes by a United Nation
Diplomatic Personnel.

Your response will be very much appreciated as soon as you have received
this email. Thank you for your kind attention, for us to make sure our
beloved country Ghana , bears a good name.

Please in your reply include your

A: FULL NAMES
B: ADDRESS
C: DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER
D: SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY RELEVANT
IDENTIFICATION PASSPORT.

As this information will be required, by the authorities in Ghana to draft
the new change of ownership in your name as the rightful owner of the
funds in our custody and also to verify the information given to us
because the documentations covering the boxes have been tampered on.

Regards,
Brigadier General Nana Tennyson

EDIT: If there is blowout, please let me know right away. I tried to fix, but I have a 23-inch screen so I may not notice it.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:14 am

My screen is 1280 pixels and there is a blowout. But I think it's time for dotty old albert fish to enter the picture:

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Dear Nana,

My name is Albert fish, and I have just received your email. Ghana huh? You know I fought in World War two there for the British, what's it Like now? It was full of black people when I was there.

here is the info you asked for

A: FULL NAMES Albert Tiberius fish
B: ADDRESS c/o The Dame Edna Everage Memorial Retirement Centre, Laura South Australia
C: DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER They won't let me use the phone
D: SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY RELEVANT
IDENTIFICATION PASSPORT. I no longer have a passport, as I am retired and in a nursing home. Nana, I am 93 years old (are you 93 years old? I am!) and bedridden. My son bought me this computer thingy to keep in touch with my great grandchildren.

I have attached my seniors card, though for some reason it doesn't seem to get me discounts anymore.

Thank you for getting this to me, I look forward to receiving my money

Albert

let the senility begin Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:11 am

Tell him it's a test of faith and he must keep trying to collect the fee to prove his piety 100% genuine.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:36 am

Good luck @internationalchrysis.

Hopefully I've fixed the blow-out.

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:25 am

^^^ Sure have, but nothing from our lad yet Embarassed

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:01 am

^^That sucks that he hasn't replied to you Sad