Curry themed mass bait anyone? *Started*

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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:48 pm

The idea is, you pick a name of your favourite curry or Indian dish, then set up an addie with it. Then, we pluck a lad at random from the pile and straight bait him until he twigs. If we get say ten baiters to run with the idea we can start the fun. There's no prize. Wink

I'll be Rogan Josh.

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

I'll be the voluptuous, sex-starved Tikka Masala.

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:15 pm

I'm a bit of a wimp called 'Chicken' Dopiaza but I'm quite a nice Chap'ati' and I'm not a 'Baati' boy.

I live with my grandmother or 'Naan' as I call her and my younger sister 'Samosa'. My uncle 'Dal' and auntie 'Poha' live in the same house. Uncle has a stomach problem so he's always in the 'Dum Aloo' .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_dishes

anyways unless this guy 'is' Indian he's gonna think he's been mobbed by Indians Smile

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:25 pm

^ I like that.

I suppose there needs to be some sort of challenge to keep interest levels up. Something to do with slipping other curry themes into an email without them noticing maybe. Razz

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

^^^Howzabout three references to curry per email?

Which lad is it going to be?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:35 pm

I wouldn't make it too obvious. Don't want to give the game away too soon. Maybe one ref every other mail?

I'll have a look through my catcher on Monday or from the spare lads forum. Starts midday Monday.

Sex-starved Tikka Masala Joined: 04 Mar 2011 Posts: 259

Perfect. I can hardly wait! Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 Jul 2010 Posts: 6

This is silly enough that I'll go for it. I've only got a couple completed baits under my belt, but most of them lasted more than 3 months.

I'll be Karela Bharta - an incompetent managerial type who relies on his secretary, Payasam for everything.

We aren't all going to contact him the same day, are we?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:58 pm

I'ts not nice to discriminate against members who live in countries where Indian restaurants are few and far between. Wink

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:02 pm

I'll be glad to join.

I think I'll be Pakastani "Karahi" which is either mutton or chicken cooked in a cooking pot called a karahi.

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:12 pm

I'll enter with Kodi Kura, should be fun Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Oooooh! Oooooooh! Can I play, too? I wanna be "Aloo Matar".

Damn! Now I'm hungry.

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:59 pm

I can jump in as "Tandoori" if it's not already taken.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

korma blimey, the lad needs the madras touch everything he touches turns to tumeric hehehe

ill be balti jalfrezi you should meet my nice naan shes a sweet lassi.

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:20 am

I'm ready for Monday. As long as nobody tried to 'curry' favor with this lad it should be a nice spicy bait. And I'm sure he'll soon be sweating and spending his mornings on the toilet.

@ Neutral

< can we have a turban smiley Smile

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:50 am

Gulab Jal reporting for duty.
Could we have this behind a log-in, please, windypops?
Gulab is shy.

Pure coincidence, of course:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=254441147918239

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:11 am

Jhinga Jafrani, the exotic friend of Sam Osa and Ruby Murray, says count me in too please Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:51 am

^^ I'll ask about getting the thread moved if it takes off. I'm not too sure this dish is going to last that long. But you never know. Wink

Anyway, I've ordered a nice takeaway from today's specials menu. I chose him because the deceased has an Indian sounding name which gives us a head start. He's a gmail lad so I'll have to verify his IP later but he says he's in Burkina-Faso.

Quote:

"samuel smith" <>

Subject: FROM SAMUEL SMITH

FROM THE DESK OF SAMUEL SMITH
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION OF
OCEANIC BANK PLC (OCB).
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA-FASO
WEST AFRICA

GOOD DAY,

I WISH TO KNOW IF WE CAN WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO STAND AS THE BENEFICIARY TO A DECEASED CLIENT MR.HATEM KAMIL ABDUL FATEH WHO MADE SOME DEPOSIT SUM OF ($37.6M USD) THIRTY SEVEN MILLION AND SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS IN MY DEPARTMENT IN OCEANIC BANK PLC BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA BEFORE HIS DEATH.

HE DIED WITHOUT ANY REGISTERED NEXT OF KIN. AS IT IS NOW THE FUND HAVE AN OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE. UPON YOUR REPLY I WILL GIVE YOu DETAILS ON HOW THE TRANSACTION WILL BE EXECUTED, AND I’AM ASSURING YOU THAT IT IS 100% RISK FREE HENCE YOU CO-OPERATE WITH ME.

BEST REGARDS.
SAMUEL SMITH

Bon Appétit! Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:53 pm

Has anyone heard from our 'curried' friend?

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:32 pm

@wowwow

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:35 pm

Since scammers usually get only a few emails per 50,000, I would suspect him to be either:

1.) Thrilled to see so many responses.

2.) Cautious about an odd number of responses at once.

Hey, I think this can be fun though.[/list]

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:14 pm

Maybe he's got a curry filter on his inbox

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:10 pm

I thought it would be neat to join as Mutton Kozh@mbu which means "Goat meat spicy curry" Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:32 pm

JimBoy wrote:

Since scammers usually get only a few emails per 50,000, I would suspect him to be either:

1.) Thrilled to see so many responses.

2.) Cautious about an odd number of responses at once.

Hey, I think this can be fun though.[/list]

I'll wait a day or two before he hears from Lakshmi Boudreau, owner of the Cajun Tandoori Cafe.

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:56 am

I went with with K0zhi Kurm@, 'cos I'm not a vegetarian.

I found the email addy, and sent him this:

Quote:

Dear Samuel,

My name is Kozhi and I was thrilled to receive your message. I am an Afghani refugee, currently residing at the Maribynong Detention Centre in Melbourne Australia. We have just been granted our refugee status and I am so excited. We will be able to live in this wonderful country. Our house is being organised for us, and we will be moving into it hopefully in the next week or two.

And while my English is pretty good, I would not consider myself fluent yet. So please be patient with me.

How can I help you?

Kozhi

Chrys

Let's see if he bites Wink

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