Author |
Message |
Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
|
Posted:
Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:19 pm |
|
A few days ago I replied to a lad with this:
Quote: |
HELLO PLEASE RESPOND. CAN THE MONEY BE SENT BY HORSEBACK COURIER? THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AS I LIVE IN A COMMUNITY WHERE AUTOMOBILES ARE PROHIBITED, THEREFORE THE ONLY MODE OF TRAVEL WHICH WOULD SERVE THE FUNCTION OF DELIVERING A LARGE QUANTITY OF CURRENCY WOULD BE HORSEBACK. |
The guy's responses were going to my spam and I didn't notice until today. Oops.
Quote: |
I will deliver your fund to your home address through Horseback Courier but it will cost you only $750, so i want you to forward your full address information to me then your fund will locate you through Horseback Courier. |
I'm thinking $750 should get me some very powerful breed. Any suggestions? I'd also like a miniature pony bringing up the rear. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
|
|
|
|
bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
|
Posted:
Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:56 pm |
|
|
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
|
|
|
Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
|
Posted:
Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:27 pm |
|
I don't think I want to know where that picture comes from, or to what it pertains. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
|
|
|
|
bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
|
Posted:
Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:53 pm |
|
Well, it's a horseback courier
Found it in google by selecting images and typing the word "pony" |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
|
|
|
D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:09 am |
|
The pony express
someone should create a website for it lol. (be careful tho, not to call it "pony express" thats been (C) the usa since about the 1800's.
An "amish" community would probably have things delivered via horseback. (although they might not in all probability use the net to order them hehehe) but when has fact ever got in the way of a decent modality hehehe.
It opens the door to play the "concerned" tell the lad you want to see the horses and ensure they are well cared for etc. |
_________________
1x 0x
Click here to support 419Eater.com
I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)
this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo
why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello |
|
|
|
bemused
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Aug 2011
Posts: 2
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:11 am |
|
There's no need for a full re-quote of the post immediately above ^^ - Spot
I'm somewhat familiar with some Amish and Mennonite groups in various locations in the U.S. You would be surprised at the variations you'll find amongst them. Some groups eschew mechanical transportation, but are not against the use of electricity (though they might not use nor approve of television, they would use the internet for business purposes, such as promoting a furniture business). Some permit mechanical transportation such as automobiles but they must conform to certain guidelines, like you find in the "Black Bumper Mennonites" in Pennsylvania.
The only real guideline is that requirements and convention vary from community to community. While those who claim Amish communion do tend to be more harsh and isolationist than most Mennonites, there are no hard and fast rules. Schisms amongst a community are not unheard of. A friend of mine who was raised as a "Black Bumper" Mennonite told me of one such community that apparently split apart due to disagreements on the color of shirt that men must wear.
Yes, I'm serious.
In a nutshell, you can play with some of the details quite a bit without damaging modality. For your inspiration, here's a link to a discussion forum where Amish and Mennonite communities/traditions are discussed. It's not as "simple" as you might think!
Link regarding the "Sleeping Preacher Mennonites":
http://mennodiscuss.com/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=806&start=15
Have fun! |
|
|
|
|
sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:21 am |
|
Something tells me that that picture might be a little bit shopped. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
|
|
|
DuckOfDoom
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 101
Location: Usually arse up on a pond.
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:56 pm |
|
That donkey looks bored out of it's head.
One cannot help wondering if it's asking itself the question familiar to approx 65% of all us ladies and which begins with 'Is it' and ends with 'in yet'.
Oooops! Quack!
Am I allowed to say things like this in the forum? |
_________________ what the hell is going on, i have been waiting for your arrival at the airport since morning and all you could do was to fake me up. now i have waited and waited but you are no where to be find.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE KILLED THROUGH SHOTING AND YOU WILL BE PROYECTING YOURSELF FROM BULLET ONLY TO DIE THROUGH PILLOW SNIFFING |
|
|
|
sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:39 pm |
|
Actually on reflection I don't think it is shopped... the pony's head looks way too big because it's very close to the camera.
Duck, that's not a donkey, looks like an icelandic horse to me.
And what's actually happening is not what it looks like. What's happening is the horseback diplomatic courier has made his horse sit on the victim until said victim pays the demmurage on the trunk boxes |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
|
|
|
DuckOfDoom
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 101
Location: Usually arse up on a pond.
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:47 pm |
|
So you say!
Ok, Quack!
So, why is the bloke hanging onto the poor things back legs like that and why has he got that manic look of concentration on his face?
And while you're at it, why has he got that picture of an inverted thingy on his wall?
Disgusting I call it. |
_________________ what the hell is going on, i have been waiting for your arrival at the airport since morning and all you could do was to fake me up. now i have waited and waited but you are no where to be find.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE KILLED THROUGH SHOTING AND YOU WILL BE PROYECTING YOURSELF FROM BULLET ONLY TO DIE THROUGH PILLOW SNIFFING |
|
|
|
GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:31 pm |
|
That's not a pony bringing up the rear. That's someone bringing it up the rear of a pony! |
_________________ X5
x4 |
|
|
|
lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
|
Posted:
Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:41 pm |
|
It looks to me that somebody took ". . . and the horse you rode in on" literally. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
|
|
|
Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
|
Posted:
Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:53 am |
|
I was really hoping to be able to dig into this modality, but the lad has been pretty stubborn about sticking to his constant trumpeting of, "Send the funds!" I keep asking questions about the courier service, and what the heck MG and WU are, but he continues to ignore me. Maybe it's time to slap him for being so ignorant about lifestyles which don't embrace/allow use of technology. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
|
|
|
|
|