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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my choice Image but they don't have that here ;(
@Bart It happens sometimes, remember to shut down the coputer after the first glass/can/bottle and you'll be fine.
@ corona that's just for tonight I hope or you'll have a thirsty week Laughing
Finished my first one, so I know what to do Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope you weren't baiting last night.
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I'm intereshted. Pleese tell me more. Ackterly I'm not really intereshted, as I'm Fart Bargo from 491Drinker, and I'm wasting your time. You're my besht friend ever!!! Hic!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

newkie brown Cool but i cant drink no more Crying or Very sad

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona wrote:
Awe, here ya go...

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mmmmm Corona's
wait is that mayo hiding in the back there. what the?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:
I hope you weren't baiting last night.
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I'm intereshted. Pleese tell me more. Ackterly I'm not really intereshted, as I'm Fart Bargo from 491Drinker, and I'm wasting your time. You're my besht friend ever!!! Hic!


I was close to doing that during the night between Friday & Saturday. Or rather, I was oh so tempted to just send out a picture of "the receiver" (anyone who was online during the late 90's probably came into contact with that one) to every single one who had sent a mail to me since my last spam mail purge in my catcher account. But it felt like a whole lot of work, and I was drunk.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We need an official drunk thread.
We will post drunk anyway and then we could keep these posts in one area.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This should be that thread. I've been drinking and calling lads all afternoon. Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Wow, I'm sure they loved you very much. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^A half-case of beer and $10 in Skype credit is all a guy needs. This could become a Sunday routine!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
And this, folks, is why passwords were invented.


When I get drunk and go online, I change my passwords in a fit of paranoia. Of course I don't remember what I changed them to, which is why people still email me at a box I am permanently locked out of. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Yes.. I'll probably die young (and poor) if I do this too often.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Mike.... thank you for Svedka!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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A bit late but surely you have room for a few more. My favourites are from a hot new UK brewer, Kernel. Among them the Export Stout is my top choice but there is a wide range, nearly all top marks.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bigdaddy wrote:
Dr Mike.... thank you for Svedka!


You're welcome. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ bigdaddy: I have never heard of it. But Google says it is a vodka. Here Absolut is the common choice. I have no idea how Svedka taste but according to me a vodka is only as good as the stuff you mix it with.

@ bill2: My girl likes Kwak too. She drank two this weekend and got wasted on them. They are quite strong the little buggers.

@ Morgain: That one is my favorite too. A cold Newcastle is a wonderful beverage.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a non-beer drinker (never got a taste for the stuff) most of this thread is a mystery to me. However, I do concur with Koko, the current Smirnoff range of vodka is rather delightful.

I also enjoy Kopparberg pear cider. And on a hot summer's day I love a cold mixed Pimms - mod lounge connotations aside.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had no idea you could get Kopparbergs cider outside of Sweden. I used to drink that when i was younger. Pear and apple, the 4,5% taste good. the 7% taste to much like alcohol. It is still one of my favorites.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I discovered the 4.5 version a couple of years ago. It intrigued me as at the time I hadn't realised cider could be made from something other than apples! Embarassed

Also liked their apple & elderflower cider, very refreshing.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well i tried to make it here last night but i got lost on the way. in fact im not sure where i was
Does is count if my head is pounding an i cannot see straight the next morning(now)?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. Mike: I agree. I can't drink vodka alone.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pedantry Corner:

Cider - Made from Apples
Perry - Made from Pears
Scrumpy - Made from Apples, unstrained, and rumour has it possibly may well include the decomposed remains of insects, small rodents & other assorted items. Normally at least 6% + proof.

'Pear Cider' is basically a marketing term as Perry is not that a well known word.

One of my favourites:

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