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pete515
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Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sure seem to be getting either the stupidest lads or the most de-educated recently. Here is a classic introductory email I received today.
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Hello Friend,

I am writing you with tears in my eyes and poops in my pants because I no you will wonder how I got your contact, well my name is zaytuna owocomes I am from ivory cost and my parents are international business men and they are late, I am the only child they have.

[blah blah]

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BartRazor
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 23 Apr 2010
Posts: 82
Location: Proxima Centauri


PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Make him to write 'pee in my eyes' next time Very Happy

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Not Totally Ignorant


Joined: 27 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
my parents are international business men
I wouldn't judge them for this lifestyle, although Africa seems to frown on that!
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Olly3008
419Eater is my life


Joined: 19 Jan 2011
Posts: 354
Location: In Abraham's Panties


PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, oh dear...

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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
ivory cost


New region?

Quote:
my parents are international business men


^^ Oh, how I could love to comment on that! Same sex marriage maybe?

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vonpaso xlura
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Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What are they late to?

You can fool some of the people olive the time, and olive the people some of the time, but can Olive fool anyone anytime?

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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linkster2o
Master Baiter


Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books


PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear that homosexuals eat da poo poo, but that may just be a rumor...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440


PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems that someone did a fine job de-educating this poor little laddie.

Ask him if he also has tears in his ears from lying on his back in his bed while he cries over..well, everything I guess.

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Nailgunner
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fine job there, somebody Very Happy

ninja'd all over on the "my parents are international business men" bit. lols all round.

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