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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A heterogeneous doublet proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance,
The purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel,
The male member of the team precipitously descended,
Sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure,
Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jack and Jill went up the hill...? (Jesus, you're still alive, go away naughty boy.)

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Jack and Jill..."

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll try.

I was strolling through a stand of conifers. The path was all fucked up with undergrowth and rabbit shit. Then it split, one went North and one went South. The one that went North looked like an easy hike, but like a dip shit (think SOOI) I went South. I'm happy I did.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gr8 to see you back! When I see a car decked out in Steeler's gear I swing around and see if its you.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This heatwave in the US is having a very strange effect on absent eater members.
1st Eliza_Dolittle turns up, then 419weasel shows her hand, now Repro8 comes back from the dead. (They must have increased his medication).
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK. Enough of memory lane, any guesses as to my submission? We're playing a game here.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^The Road not Taken

Next:
"Transport my personage in the direction of a particular sporting contest involving flinging of a bovine-integument-cloaked spheroid toward a gentleman wielding a specialized tapered club of ashwood, who subsequently will assay to reverse the spheroid's trajectory by application of his implement to its surface"

God I sound like Raul Ocampo.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo9fEADUqPs

Edit: Harry might have had a few cocktails before he sang that.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi reprob!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ If that was a submission, I think it's "Hello Kitty"

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brothers and sisters have I none but this mans father is my fathers son. Who am I Question
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
God.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The age group under subject of this essay has made it to his task to govern a certain unity of people, with adaptation.
Harmonical sounds set up in a pattern supposed to arouse pleasant feelings, turn out to be the nutritional provisions of the emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.
Mechanical waves being an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a solid, liquid, or gas, composed of frequencies within the range of hearing and of a level sufficiently strong to be heard, or the sensation stimulated in organs of hearing by such vibrations to really make the addressed person massage and cleanse.
I declare: Hand over the square Canadian doughnut popularized by the Tim Hortons chain, containing raisins, on the side of the hand that Greek people usually employ to wipe their ass.

Something specific will be subjected to the treatment usually performed by foo in the ‘Corrupt a wish Genie” thread.
Allow me to obtain the mechanical waves mentioned above, force me to move in vertical and/or longitudinal directions and bound forward in a manner reminiscent of a spirited horse.




[edit] (Thanks to Wikipedia)

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This generation!
Rule the nation
With version...
<snip>
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side etc.

Thanks for making me feel 10 again wokabo! Awesomeness.

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Breaking:

We are now able to provide you with actual footage of the hat:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

Thats an odd looking tree

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But a very nice looking fence post.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the image is actually pre tree footage, the hat actually in the tree images are to distressing for all audiences

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Next day: Image

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought that was my hat then I remembered mine was white with red stripes. Clearly this is just the opposite.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:
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God.

Not quite its "you" Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I dont understand this thread......British humor? no offense as I am a huge fan of Fawlty Towers, Absolutely Fabulous, Father Ted. It just took me a while to get it.......

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I don't understand it either. Someone told me they thought my missing hat was here is the only reason I came over here.


Btw I don't think it's British humor I don't see too many Brits in the thread.


Edit I count 8 I think are not Brits...

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