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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:40 pm |
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I am Colonel Sanders White, an officer of the U.S Army. I am on the move to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left and i have some items i will need to ship out of Iraq for safekeeping.Can you be Trusted? If yes kindly reply me back for more info. |
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Sure Colonel.
My Church and I are fully breaded to help a brave soldier, not a chicken.
We have helped buckets of soldiers before. Regular or Extra- Crispy, we do not care.
Though not spicy, as that is against our rules.
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"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:55 pm |
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LOL! Classic. |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:28 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:24 pm |
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That's finger lickin' good! LOL |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:22 am |
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more lol, lets see it progress its a recipe for lots of fun. |
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Squirrel
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jun 2011
Posts: 20
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:59 am |
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The old Kentucky fried rabbit maker |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:46 pm |
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I'm going to try to keep the theme up, see where it goes. Tho, it'll probably get hard to do as we progress.
He wrote back with the usual nonsense about getting 40 million out of Iraq.
My response:
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Is this gravy? I do not want to get fried over this.
I'm concerned it will raise my cholesterol if I continue. Be assured, I do not take this battered.
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_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:51 pm |
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Don't forget to have the dollar chop done by some guy named McDonald. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:14 pm |
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I think the secret spices would be worth $40 mil. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:09 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Don't forget to have the dollar chop done by some guy named McDonald. |
That guy is a clown! |
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thrub
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:27 pm |
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A trunk box full of a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices in the offering? |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:30 pm |
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Don't forget to ring the Taco Bell!
I once made up a name "Rhatany Sanders-Wood" (two parasitic plants). You could ask if he's related. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Suffolk Punch
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Aug 2011
Posts: 18
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:51 pm |
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I am also baiting a Colonel Sanders, presumably the same lad. Unfortunatly I didn't make the Fast food connection |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:39 pm |
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My Dear Good Friend,
Thanks for your Kind response,As i told you before...
<snip> So i want you to reconfirm your readiness in safekeeping these boxes |
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I can keep a secret recipe. Just ask my 11 cousins Herbs and Spices.
Biscuit! |
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My dear friend.
Thanks a lot.
Send me your address, full name, phone number.
Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White.
God Bless America. |
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2917 W. Tenth Great Bend, KS 67530 |
Photo of my address:
http://tinyurl.com/3wpbzvt |
_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:23 pm |
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Is that a real address, or is it between two real addresses? (I've put a nonexistent address in Google Maps and gotten a side view of a real house.) |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1298
Location: 7th row, Jerry's side
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:39 pm |
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did you look?
It's a KFC of course.
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Dear Friend Bishop Bulky Pole,
Thanks for your mail, Now i will give you a run down on the delivery
arrangements so you can be updated and know your role...
<snip of nonsense>
Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White. |
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This is as confusing as mac and cheese on cole slaw.
Biscuit! |
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Hello My friend,
Don't be confused i believed that American citizens are all wise and intelligent. please where are you confused let me explain to you Okay?
Thanks.
Colonel Sanders White. |
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All these confusing side dishes and order numbers.
Do you deliver? I thought it was just drive thru. |
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_________________ "thank you may God reward you for your Evil did to me yesterday." - Prince Christk
"BARON OF LIARS,DECIEVER,THIEF,EVIL MINDED,CRIMINAL,DEVILISH INTENTION,WICKEDNESS ETC. HELL FIRE IS AT YOUR DOOR STEP." -Chinonso Peter
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:38 pm |
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I love how your pulling the lads leg. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:34 am |
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I heard from him, too. I guess he visited Fonda Cox's guest book.
I was glad to hear from him
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I am so glad you responded to my complaint on the KFC web site in person. As I stated, I visited a KFC in June and was terribly disappointed to what has become of a once fine product. The greasy breading fell off of the pieces, the gravy tasted like wallpaper paste, and corn on the cob was a hard as a rolling pin. Do something. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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