Lorem Ipsum bait

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:11 pm

Well, I am your lazy sort of baiter, little spare time to go into the lads scripted plots. Moreover, my character is a little illiterate when it comes to English writing. But he is very eloquent in his own language. While he has never managed to obtain the promised $ funds he might have inflicted some headache in the head of his lads. Babelfish is obviously to no avail when trying to figure out what language that is. The phrase „Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet“ was always leeted to prevent goggling.

Normally the lads proceed sending their scripts and start complaining about the language after 3 or 4 mails. Then they get some gobbledygook that looks like English just to show how difficult it is to translate Lorem ipsum. This lad here played along so nicely that he actually deserved to receive some Fwd: fragments of alleged Western Union emails and forged WU-transfer slips.

Actors:
Mr. Sol0mon David – a London based Western Union Transaction Director who cannot even call his WU colleagues in continental Europe

Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm – speaker of a curios tongue, keen to get the fund but totally inapt to send the advance fee.

Subject: Attn..winner

Your $250,000.00USD deposited in our Western Union Transfer Office is
available for pickup.You were selected as a winner of ECOWAS LOTTERY
JACKPOT.For more info/how to claim your prize,you are to contact the
western union money office. ...

#blablabla ... the usual BS

Hello

Prasent sustipit jasto at quam maris vel faulibus nisal varius? Morbi diam puret. Civerra sit gradida, iachulis velaugue Western Union. Fusce grafida veneati 2500000 Dollurum? Non ullamkorper odio senper adipisting.

Aenean nisl est.

Dear Valued Customer,

I am in receipt of your mail.

We have been waiting for you to inform us when you want us to send you the Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) of your Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars deposited with us for transfer to you by Ecowas Lottery Board. Your Email Address was the only information given to us by ECOWAS for us to have the deposited funds transferred to you. I was informed that you are the beneficiary of the Lottery Proceeds.

# blablabla …

Mr.Sol0mon David
Transaction Director
+2347025976680
+447024061380

Maecnas elentum David

Nibhe at masa matis ut dignesim neque elefernd. Aliequam tincdunt cursus nibh 250000 Dullom US. Atante pritis in faugibus orci lustus ent ultices posaere cubrilia Western union; Phastelis grawida distum lucbeus. Etiam vel mautis elit, a consetur purtus. Donec tristiqle ante ultericies tirtor euivmod a possere masta comumodo.

Phaellus faubicus: Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm
Pellintesque: Lemidatstreet 48, ND_9849 Kackustel
Caraubitur: Bogustan
Pfhon: 035412355122
Portyitor: Cheatustsque comtodo

Integer lucstus eget itsum plazat curstus. Prasent siamet justo turphis. Interdum nisl nodui congue bibendun.

Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

Dear Valued Customer,

We appreciate your prompt response to our e-mail and also for providing your contact information to enable us transfer your $250,000.00(Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) deposited with us for you to pick up. We have filed your data for onward transfer of your funds to you. However be informed that our sending out limit is $50,000 to a Receiver per a slip. Below is the break-down of which your funds would be transferred to you
# blablabla …

Mr. Sol0mon David
Western Union Customer Service
OFFICE CELL NUMBER: +447024061380
+2347025976680

Maecnas elentum David

Sed trittique toritor sed urina pogta in temtpus ante blaudit. Nurla faeucibus digssim saptien, nec tepor nec 250000 Dullus. Integer nec in nibh BANK vulhutae sucipit 170$ eget a turtis. Ut tenpus, aurgue eget facilisis pulvinar, nisl nisl mattis sapqien, lobortis euismod urna massa 750 $ vitae odio?. Donec solztudin lacus et arcu sagittis vel eleifend sapien laopeet. Duis portaitor, erat DEMO quis viverra malesuada, justo dui hendherit odio MTCN, quis consequat sem metus nec dolor. Aliquam arcu dolor, mattis quis placerat non, placerat ut neque. Pratsent eu pretium tellus FEX? Praysent lacinia, nunc et posuere pellesque, leo dui elentum odio, eget euismod tellus sem sit amet leo. Sed et enim eget magna sagbittis lobogrtis. Nulla pharetra ipsum ut leo eleifend alivuam.

Phacellus faupibus
Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

PLEASE TRANSLATE IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
THANK YOU

Doneid erfos nibth, etlob ortis autis egret ENGLISCH.

sapien lortem ut alliquet lacus bank. Macenas grayida 750$,
leotat MONEYTUM schelerisque ullaruper nulla MTCN

FROM HEADQUARTER OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
Head Office: Address: 40 Basinghall St, Gipsy Hill SE19, London.
United Kingdom.

ATTENTION CUSTOMER:
I am in receipt of your mail.

FEX-TRANSFER: (COST $750.00)
Fex-Transfer: (Cost $750.00)
This Option implies that your total funds would be transferred five (5) times the same day. i.e you would be sent 5 Money Transfer Control Numbers (MTCN) of which you would go to any Western Union Money Transfer location to collect the first payment and at the receipt of the payment, we will send you the Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) for the other transfers.

For processing of your Transaction, you are required to proceed and pay the Transfer Fee of $750.00 US Dollars via any of the Western Union Money Transfer Location close to you with details given below;

Receiver's Name: Sol0mon David.
Receiver's Address: 40 Basinghall St, Gipsy Hill SE19, London. United Kingdom.

# blablabla …

Best regards.
Mr. Sol0mon David
Finance Director
OFFICE CELL NUMBER: +2347025976680 OR
+447024061380
WESTERN UNION FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER.

Vestibulum eget Dafid

Duis ornare arcu sed cursus ullomcorper? Felis elit iacculis non dapfibus mangna elit in masta. Maechenas vehiecula sagitis vulputate? ... Class aptent taciti!

Socibosqu ad litra toruent per conebia nostra per inceptos himenaeos WESTERN UNION. Proin vitae felis id purus aliquam pretium. Donec turpis nulla, scelerisque suscipit egestas in elit MTCN. Phasellus rhoncus nisl ac est bibendum a gravida lorem lacinia. Ut vel orci 85 ut neque porttitor FEX tempor. Etiam faucibus elit sed $ 750.000 velit pulvinar? Praesent pellenesque mauris ut FEX malsuada aliquet? Nunc lectus vehicula tellus laoreet molestie enim metus vel leo. Pretium nunc.... Fusge mattis euismod faucibuo.

Consequat condimentum
Dumm-fang

CAN YOU PLEASE TRANSLATE YOUR WRITINGS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR BETTER UNDERSTAND AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID.

Automatted Translator Version:1.73 StartHTML:0000000105 EndHTML:0000003196 StartFragment:0000002450 EndFragment:0000003160

Sparkin mitz about, makin ya tomorrow to break nine footzerstompen. The dollar loan hans not swirl shape 250.000 $ US of the master he is. Bargein house wife stand quark pants unfortunately; you have lightning-stoppers ya wearin house to heathens. Looki npeepers rolled broken tomorrow borrow morning nine Dorkin prevent flopping ya want to have broken credit service loan deposit form. Flopper stoppers relax am I not allowed to.

I have you makin cash, poppin checque dorkin. Gewerkin profits have the flippin under flash. Lotto oompaloomp about casinos.

Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU,

I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL BUT CONTENT NOT WELL UNDERSTAND REGARDING THE GRAMMER ERRORS.
PLEASE WRITE GERMAN OR DUTCH BECAUSE I CAN UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION YOU ARE HAVING WITH ENGLISH
LANGUAGE.

REGARDS.
MR SOL0MON DAVID

Fwd: Western Union: Geldtransfer betätigt Ihre Transacktionsnummer (MTCN)
Sehr geehrter Client Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm ,

viele Danke, dazz Sie den Western Union Money TransferSM-Dienst in Ansbruch nehmen. Ihre Bargeld überweisung wurde autorisiert, und der Geldbetrag steht nun zur Abholzung durch den Emfänger bereit. Nach Ihrer zweiten Online-Transaktion muss Ihre Identität gemäß gesetzlichen Bestimungen für das internationale Bankwesen verifitziert werden, damit sie weiterhin unseren Online-Service nudsen können.

Rufen Sie zu diesem Zwek bitte auf westernunion.be lhr Profil auf, überprüfen Sie alle Angraben auf ihre Aktualität und starten Sie das Identifikationsverfahren. :

TRANSAKTIONSDATEN: Klicken Sie

Ihre Transakdsionsnummer (MTCN) lautet : 5975834051
Bitte geben Sie diese Nummer bei allen Anfragen an.
Auftragsdatum: 07/13/2011
Gesendeter Betrag : €750,00
Überweisungsgebür : €7,90
Gesamtbetrag: €757,90
Umrechenkurs * 1 Euro = 1,00 EUR
Auszahlung in Landeswährung = 100,00 EUR

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Für den Kundenservice: 0800 181 1797 oder +32-(0)2 639 7107

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS AND ALL CONTENT IS WELL NOTED.
PLEASE WE WOULD ADVICE YOU TO HAVE THE COPY PAYMENT SLIP SCANNED AND HAVE IT SENT TO US VIA E-MAIL FOR CONFIRMATION AND AFTER THAT WE SHALL HAVE YOUR FUNDS SENT TO YOU $250,000 USD.

CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN,
REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID.

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU,

WE WERE UNABLE TO MAKE A TRACK DOWN ON YOUR PAYMENT REGARDING THE (MTCN)
DETAILS. I WOULD INSTRUCT THAT YOU HAVE THE (MTCN) CHECKED PROPERLY AND HAVE IT SENT TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND MORE SO HAVE THE PAYMENT DETAILS SCANNED AND HAVE IT SENT.

REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID.

Mactenas vilae quat solor. Aenten elet covaltis eta MTCN. Nuncde lobam nist fauchibus eft suvcipit Link. Dictum at riwus telephonetum +32-(0)2 639 7107!!!

WE STILL AWAIT YOUR PAMENT DETAILS AND HENCE AS I DO EXPLAIN TO YOU EARLIER ON THAT YOU SHOULD SEND FORTH YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS IN THE LIST BELOW.

(MTCN)......................
AMOUNT SENT:.....................
QUESTION AND ANSWER:...................
SENDERS NAME:.........................
WE AT THE MONETAR DEPARTMENT ARE REALLY SERIOUS IN THIS REGARD AND YOU SHOULD ALSO ACT AS SAME BY ISSUING YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS SO THAT WE CAN MOVE ON FROM HERE AND THE PHONE NUMBERS YOU GAVE SEEM TO BE INCORRECT BECAUSE WE TRIED CALLING BUT TO NO AVAIL.

I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS.

Veneratis orchi David.

Culabitur ute phatessus vogutpat nibh WESTERN UNION dui molles.
Teu blamit tebus martis? Cum sochis natokue MTCN pentibus et magenis email dis?

From: [email protected]

Dear Western Union member, We apologise to inform you that your Western Union money transaction of 750 EURO has been suspended. A high number of failed login attempts have been recorded on your money receiver's account. As a security measure we suspend your transaction temporarily.
Receiver's Name: Sol0mon David.
Receiver's Address: 40 Basinghall St,
Gipsy Hill SE19, London. United Kingdom.

To restore your transaction we have to ask your money receiver a few easy security questions. Please ask the money receiver to call the following free telephone number and follow the instructions.

Service telephone number: 0049 900 511 11 28

NOTE: The online transaction trace function needs to be opened in a modern,
javascript enabled, browser (ex: Internet Explorer 8, Firefox 3, Safari 3, Opera 9)

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Sincerely, the Western Union security team.

� 2010 Western Union. All rights reserved.

LARTURIENT MONJES, NASCTETUR RIDICULUS MUAS. PROTIN FRINGILLA SZELERISQUE
EROS, NON LUCTUS 250.000 US$ PURUS RHOBCUS ANTEGER SUSCIPIT!

Dumm-fang

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU,

I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL AND IT'S CONTENT IS WELL NOTED.
THIS MAIL IS A CLEAR FACT THAT YOU TRULY MADE THE PAYMENT BUT HENCE THERE WERE COMPLICATIONS TO PICKING THE FUND. I WILL ADVICE THAT YOU HAVE TO COLLECT THE FUND FROM THE WESTERN UNION
OFFICE IN WHICH THE PAYMENT WAS MADE AND GO TO A DIFFERENT WESTERN UNION LOCATION TO MAKE A FRESH TRANSACTION TO THE PREVIOUS RECEIVERS ADDRESS AND DETAILS THAT I GAVE YOU.

DEFINATELY YOU WILL BE ASKED A FEW QUESTION REGARDING THE TRANSACTION THAT YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE TO ME AND AS A PROFESSIONAL; I WILL ADVICE THAT YOU KEEP IT MUTUAL LETTING THEM KNOW THAT YOU ARE SENDING THE FUND DOWN TO A FRIEND OR ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER THAT RESIDE IN THE U.K
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO WITHDRAW THE MONEY AND MAKE A FRESH PAYMENT IN A ANOTHER WESTERN UNION OFFICE IN YOUR TOWN AND HAVE THE DETAILS SENT TO ME AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT.

I AWAIT THE PAYMENT TODAY SO THAT WE CAN BE ABLE TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID.

Maecnas elentum Mr. Sol0mon

Prectium velis facilisis sic ayet MTCN, terpus at arcumel.
QUESTION AND ANSWER: Wie heistdu? Sleimsheisser

Nam loboris mafna ac orcu tristiwe at frincilla lixero conlue? Donde auczor mi in tivcidunt “Western Union Customer Service” UK, London Tel. (+447024061380)?

Chras venlaucatis ultikies tincidunt “Western Union Duitsland“ Kundenservice number: +499005111128 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SED CODUGE CON LIFGULA EU RHODCUS! DUIS AC FACILICIS $250,000.00 MAU ECOWAS LOTTERY. NUNC POSTUERE EU AUCTUOR DUI HEJDRERIT VELLIT VITAE!!!

Phacellus faupibus
Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU SIR,

I CALLED THE U.K WESTERN UNION CENTER TO CONFIRM AND COLLECT THE FUND BUT IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND IN THE SENSE THAT I WAS UNABLE TO PICK THE FUND.

GO STRAIGHT TO THE WESTERN UNION CENTER WHERE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT AND INSTRUCT THEM THAT THEY SHOULD SEND THE FUND IMMEDIATELY. IF POSSIBLE TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE SENDING THE
FUND TO A BROTHER IN THE U.K WHO NEEDS THE FUND.

LIKE I AUTHORISED IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL TO YOU THAT YOU SHOULD COLLECT THE FUND FROM THE WESTERN UNION CENTER THAT YOU SENT THE FUND AND GO TO GO ANOTHER LOCATION AND HAVE IT
RESEND AND POST THE DETAILS TO ME.

SENDERS NAME:..................
SENDERS ADDRESS:.......................
MTCN NUMBER:..........................
QUESTION AND ANSWER:..................

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP ATTACHED AND HAVE IT SENT VIA E-MAIL. I AWAIT A FRESH PAYMENT DETAILS.
REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID

-------
TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU SIR,

Ich rief den britischen WESTERN UNION CENTER zu bestätigen und COLLECT DER FONDS aber es war nicht
Möglich für die Auflösung des Fonds in dem Sinne, ich nicht in der Lage FUND Pick war.
Direkt zur WESTERN UNION Center, wo Sie der Zahlung durch und weisen Sie sie
Dass sie die FUND sofort zu senden. WENN MÖGLICH ihnen sagen, dass Sie die E-
Fonds ein Bruder in der U.K WHO Der Fonds muss.
Wie ich in meinem vorherigen Post zu Ihnen AUTORISIERTEN, dass Sie die FUND AUS DEM SAMMELN
WESTERN UNION CENTER, DASS SIE DER FONDS SENT AND GO AN EINEN ANDEREN ORT gehen und IT
Erneut zu senden und POST DIE DETAILS ZU MIR.

Absendernamen :..................
Absender-Adresse :.......................
MTCN NUMBER :..........................
FRAGEN UND ANTWORTEN :..................

Vergewissern Sie sich, die Kopie des Einzahlungsschein befestigt und die Lieferung geht an VIA E-MAIL.
Ich erwarte A FRESH Zahlungsdetails.

WAS
MR SOL0MON DAVID

hääää ?????

WHO ... World Health Organization????

Maecgenas lacitnia porthito Bruder!

I DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND YOUR EMAIL.
PLEASE WRITE IN GERMAN SO THAT I CAN UNDERTAND YOUR MAIL
EASILY.
HAVE THE FUND SENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

DOU NEIN TINCILUNT NICHT MUST CALLEN HET BRITISCHEN WESTERN UNION CENTER, DU KANCKE ACCUMSAN
!!! „MR. SOL0MON DAVID“ = WESTERN UNION FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER!!!!
ESTIAM SUMSITIT VEVIT A COMTODO MTCN! IKKE HEB DIR VERZEHLT FAUCIBUS TO TELEPFONEM WESTERN UNION DUITSLAND“
DU CONSEQUAT BEING SELBST IN UK, ANRUFEN DUITSLAND, GRRRRRRRRR...

TELEPFONATICUS +447024061380 (WESTERN UNION CENTER UK) --> +499005111128 "WESTERN UNION DUITSLAND“

-------
Maecnas elentum Mr Salomon

Ut condi Mentrum ipeum sita metris us vulctate faubus Ecowas Lottery Jackpot 250.000 $. Qutsque at autue WESTERN UNION. Etiaem adisving facglisis makquis money transfer $750.

SENDERS NAME: Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm
SENDERS ADDRESS: Lemidatstreet 48, ND_9849 Kackustel
Receiver's Name: Sol0mon David.
Receiver's Address: 40 Basinghall St,
Gipsy Hill SE19, London. United Kingdom.
MTCN V2 NUMBER: S598522409
QUESTION AND ANSWER: Wie heistdu? Sleimsheisser

Molestie enim metus vel leo gretium nunc Jackpot 250.000 $.

Phacellus faupibus
Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE AND IT'S CONTENT IS WELL NOTED.
PLEASE CONFIRM THE CORRECT MTCN NUMBER YOU SENT HENCE IT IS CERTAINLY 9 DIGIT INSTEAD OF TEN STARTING WITH THE ENGLISH ALPHABET (S).
S598522409
PLEASE SEND FORTH THE COMPLETE MTCN NUMBER.
I AWAIT YOUR CORRECT MTCN NUMBER PAYMENT.

REGARDS,
MR SOL0MON DAVID.

Subject: MTCN NUMBER
To: [email protected]

SS98S22409ETT

Socibosqu ad litra toruent per conebia.

THIS IS NO CHILD PLAY PLEASE BACK OUT BECAUSE WE ARE NOT PLAYING HERE.
IF YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY CHILD'S GAME BETTER LOOK FOR KIDS AND PLAY
ALL NUTTY GAMES WITH THEM

Vaceleristat Salomon suctipit!

Nunc postuere veilit siamat orntare alibquet winner of Ecowas Lottery Jackpot slimet odio 250000 Dollurum US --„Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars“-- vel eleifend Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm .

Enim xest 250000 $ commondo metus SIT DIGNIESIM NJET „CHILD'S GAME“ !!!!!!

Sarny a magna cras Transaction Director vel suscipit enxim Ecowas Lottery Board. Nam ipcum leeco money, gragida eux sebter et 250000 $! CURSE ID LIGULA!

AENEAN PULBINAR LECTUS AT NISHI ULLAM CORYERSED DAPIBUS NUNC POSUERE. NAM NON ANTE ACVEL IT ADIVISCING PORTA AT MTCN AT ERAT. SUSQENDIS SEMIPER ORNARE VEHICULA. VIVATE ALAQUAM ODIO 750,- € VEL ELIT DIGNISTIM. PROIN EGET TRISTIBUE ANTE MTCN S598522409 OR SS98S22409? NAM SAPHIEN EGET IMPERDIET VENXATIS TRANSFER FORM. MAECENAS IACULIS DUI AT NEQUE FACILISIS BANDIT UK NUTTY TRANSACTION DIRECTOR! VESTIBULUM RHONCUS FRINGILLA DIAM VITAE ELEMENTUM LOTTERY JACKPOT. CRAS TINCIDUNT PLACERAT NUNC. PRAESENT IN NISI A ENIM ALIQUET COVALLIS. AEXEAN COENTUM!!! JUST ET 750$ MOLITS LEXEUS NUNC PLACERAT LEOTEW, SED TEMROR TURPIS DIAM VITAE AUGUE JACKPOT MONEY.

PROIN VAFRIUS URMA VEL DIAM SOLLICTUDIN VULPRATATE!!!!!!

cubiclia Curate!
Dumm-fang
Attached sent him a forged blured MTCN slip

Maecnas elentum Mr Salomon

Alicuam eraket volautpat time-out. Nuccam nibelit money dea dicdam accur sunon feuxiat o acenim. Proin ut odioc lafec. Donez eligu lanis sa non alliquam lactus. Prasent 5 egustas scelepisque neue, vinae cukeus diam digissim atla. Maectenas non metus nisec vulutate liberto ta. Intger henderit rhonchus ultrixies. Osulla congue, mi eget accunsan faibus, dojor nu ultrcies riwus Western union 3 egustas, in consetur purues quis salien Service telephone. Sacendisse maluada purk sedlla vatius eget sodes sim.

cubiclia Curate!
Dumm-fang

Automaticall forwarded original message (spam-checked ok):
This is to inform you that we have been given the mandate at 07-18-2011 to transfer the full benefited fund of $750 dollars through Western union money transfer system to the Beneficiary named as follows:
Beneficiary’s Name: Sol0mon David.
Beneficiary’s Address: 40 Basinghall St, SE19
Beneficiary’s location: Gipsy Hill,
Beneficiary’s Country: United Kingdom
Amount Sent: 750$
V2 MTCN NUMBER: 5598522409
QUESTION AND ANSWER: Wie heistdu? Sleimsheisser
This is to notify you that a critical time-out has occured!
Your funds had not being picked up by the abofe said beneficiary within the maximum of five (5) working days. This time span is limited due to security reasons for High-sec V2 mney transfer modality. An Western union office clerk called the beneficiary to give you the information through phone but the phone number was not been picked up. Please be informed that the money transfer must to have to been terminated within three (3) days and the funds will be donated to a charity.
Kindly pick up this information and hurry up to inform your money receiver to pick up the fund within three (3) days at the nearest western union money office to his location. With due respect please get back to us urgently after the pick of the money and if you have any problem you can as well contact us immediately.

Service telephone number: 0049 900 511 11 28
Manager : Mrs. Antia Daviel
Continental Europa western union Office.
Email: [email protected]

THERE IS NO WAY WE COULD ABLE TO TRACK UP AND PICK THE FUNDS.
YOU WILL HAVE TO FORWARD THE SENDERS INFORMATION TO US FOR
CROSS CHECKING I REPEAT AGAIN THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO RESEND THE
DETAILS IN WHICH YOU SENT THE FUND THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY
TRANSFER SO THAT WE DO NOT GET THINGS MIXED UP OR IF YOU CAN NOT
GO LIKE THAT I ADVICE THAT YOU PICK UP THE MONEY AND HAVE IT RESEND
AGAIN.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.
MR SOL0MON DAVID

Aentean ultrixies libego dapirus savien curtus in impersiet quam bibendam. Nuila id augene money nibh. Utid ligaget nihc egetas pratium MTCN. Nu justo elite scan JPG vengatis vel 3 dignispe et rhocus a telust time-out.
cubiclia curate
Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm
Sent him the forged MTCN slip again - this time not so much blured

-------
Nunc postuere veilit siamat orntare alibquet winner of Ecowas Lottery Jackpot slimet odio 250000 Dollurum US! Vel eleifend Jackpot winner nad Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm ! Enim xest 250000 $ commondo! CRAS TINCIDUNT PLACERAT NUNC TATEMUS. PRAESENT IN NISI A ENIM ALIQUET COVALLIS. AENEAN PULBINAR LECTUS AT NISHI MONEY ULLAM CORYERSED DAPIBUS NUNC POSUERE.
cubiclia curate
Dumm-fang Lachmich-krumm

It lasted almost a month ... still waiting for those Jackpot Dollurum

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:54 pm

now that is sheer genius! Are you going to bait the next mugu in Vulcan or Esperanto?

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:48 pm

I like the idea Very Happy

it´s lovely.
For a while I wanted to bait in real Latin but that would mean work. I might try my hands at (et) Lorem Ipsum Latin soon Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:41 am

Mi laikim dispela tumas! Maybe I should try doing a bait in Lojban - but there aren't that many people who speak Lojban, and the lad might find my Eater name by googling...

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:44 pm

I tried using Quenya but then I found that this language of the elves is just too beautifuly to use it for the mugus. Orcish would suit them better but the vocabulary of the dark language is too few. Perhaps, for the sake of having endless long-winded discussion with the lads Entisch would do the best ... a-lalla-lalla-rumba-kamanda-lindor-burúme ... Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:53 am

This confirm that our lads never read the first four of five mails

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:50 pm

Fantastic idea!

In particular, I like Western Union's German service number +499005111128 "WESTERN UNION DUITSLAND" - numbers with a 900 (or 0900, domestic) prefix are lousy expensive to call. Could be up to 15 Euros per minute...